Did the Dragon lady take your breath away today? @ifineversleepagain - Tumblr Blog

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

doublism

i don't really think it's like that at all

homeboygirl

remembering all the times i spent money

pitbolshevik

tumblr user with an encyclopedic knowledge of homestuck blames the fact that they dont know where Venezuela is because of the American public school system

pitbolshevik

tumblr user who jokes about how they love reading random wikipedia articles for fun suddenly incapable of googling "where is nigeria located"

letsbelonelytogetherr

any wildest fantasies?

being loved or something

prokopetz

Creeping the tags for your media fandom on Tumblr:

"Hey, I might be reading too much into things, but what if [the literal text of the source material]"

"Obviously we all agree that the author's intent is [the most wildly countertextual thing you've ever heard]"

"Incorrect quotes" post which gets the personalities of a specific pair of major characters precisely reversed

Vociferous shipping discourse about characters who have never textually interacted

Oversatured photoset of several novelty coffee mugs that's tagged with the fandom's name "for reach"

Twenty-post reblog chain politely arguing, with citations, about which characters eat ass

kunosoura

This “hanging out” you mentioned is intriguing. Have my people call your people

invisible-goats

kids arranging a playdate

omegaverse

do you identify as a man?

are you asking this because i said i was looking forward to super bowl sunday

pool-core

The Forbidden Pool

pool-core

Every so often a note will blow through my notifs telling me “Um actually the water is only radioactive at the bottom so it’s perfectly safe to swim here” yeah bitch swim in the reactor pool see if I fucking care