I Don't Want Otaku 'Bout It

Sam || 21 || cosplayer || anime (mostly spoiler-free), Avatar, Marvel, Disney, & funny shit that’s not actually funny (Personal blog: openbookinternetdiary)

[ampervadasz]

[characterlimit]

*schlorp* OHOHOHO *shklump* AHAHAHA

[luxgalador]

I cannot stop watching this

[bitchvirgo]

this…this is what i get angry and rant about when im super drunk

[animeshittalk]

[dalish-kunoichi]

The FMAB music is what makes this

[wheresanegg-blog]

old iOS looks like how dj got us fallin’ in love by usher sounds

[renegalien-deactivated20210515]

i literally hate language, i hate that you can just say shit like this and it actually makes sense

[passcety-deactivated20170720]

[radiumdesu]

Low fat yo

[s0ckiess]

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

[gamecubist]

fat free yort

[tealfruit]

I know I just reblogged this but now I’m crying over fat free yort

[10kbeez]

weigh waters ened

[bogkeep]

WORM UNSTRINGED. THE ALLWORM

[arandomthot]

Making conversation can be tougher than it seems

[nessaaageee]

This one time at work, I was training someone and the system froze so I decided to have some small talk and I asked her if she had any kids or anything (she was older) and she started crying. She asked me if it was cool if she went to take a walk to get some air and I told her okay because I mean what was I supposed to say? Anyways, she came back clearly still upset and told me that her husband left her for one of her daughters.

After that, I kept all my conversations strictly work related.

[hameenahatesyou-deactivated2023]

👀

[skinoutqueen]

Bitch whet

[the-howling-storm]

[clockworkmachineking]

[kentuckyfriedfungus]

[boycomics]

true romance

[nintendosbitch-archived]

Just so y'all know, there’s more lol

[bewbin]

Öh no

[memewhore]

[catchymemes]

[joyquill]

[omuii]

kidz bop cask of amontillado

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

Tis the season

[basicallyadeadacc]

no it isn’t??

[dragonwolfcrane]

Falalalalalalala

[darthserket]

ITS MARCH WHY IS THIS ON MY DASH

[nyanbi-isnt-here]

SeAsOn’s GrEaSoNs

[everyone-loves-purple]

IT’S FUCKING JULY

[multifandomhumanbeing-deactivat]

ah, so we meet again cursed post-

[fleurdelis-system]

I meeded to see this holy-

[itcamefromthenightosphere117]

IT IS AUGUST 11TH YOU FUCKING BEAVER

[gray-mark]

This wasn’t the hot take I was expecting on my dash but it’s one I stan nonetheless

[my-dankest-stolen-memes]

[brandyandpipetobacco]

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen in weeks.

[the-quierdest-deactivated202506]

No no you're missing the best part

[kazuha159]

It's from a German series called 'Knallerfrauen'! Here's the link ^^

[weirdbuzzfeed]

umute unmuuuuute uuuuunnnnnnmmmuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttteeeeeeee

[lotus-baby]

now theyre going to bed and my stomach is sick but she’s touching his chest now, he takes off her dress now, two trucks having

[kiixiies]

[smallmight]

NOW

[skarchomp]

nobody on tumblr knows how to just enjoy a bad movie it always has to be some secret masterpiece that the critics just don’t understand or some other wild shit

[citizen-zero]

to be fair I don’t think anyone here knows how to enjoy anything