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[turtle-the-turtle-blog]

[rratpower]

[igneous-dykes]

David Tennant could do sherlock but Benedict Cumberbatch could never do Nativity 2: Danger in the manger.

[gyrovagus-bibliophile]

David Tennant has the habilities of a Barbie, he can be and do whatever he wants

[bakwaaas]

we’re all boring to someone, annoying to someone, ugly to someone, but it’s not that deep

[timtimtara]

[roadhogsbigbelly]

some deranged twitter user took a picture of a ( presumptively )  interracial gay couple and was like “omg this is just like the netflix jeffrey dahmer show” and it’s fucking insane how true crime has rotted people’s brains into spewing out fucking pro-segregation rhetoric but also people are way too comfortable taking photos of complete strangers and posting them online for clout.

[roadhogsbigbelly]

if i went out on a date with my boyfriend and then saw someone take a picture of us and than post it online for 100k likes i would actually kill them and they would deserve it.

[roadhogsbigbelly]

like taking pictures of strangers in public and then posting it online without permission is already bad in most contexts and i wish that more people would just stop and think before doing it but like. this is racism, this is literally just that “squid game fans when they see an asian person in public” meme taken to it’s worst possible extreme,.

[palmer]

Gay people I summon thee

[catboybreeder]

Oh boy, I sure do love being gay! I just hope no one summons m-

[goodflagshadows-deactivated2023]

[fanonical]

klaus: shit

klaus: there isn't a book here that solves our immediate problem

violet: we're probably dead, then

[anexperimentallife]

[polyamzeal]

[nandorfucks]

[beaft]

i love paintings that look as if they have ghosts in them

[beaft]

this painting by andrew wyeth has got SO many ghosts in it. most andrew wyeth paintings have ghosts in, but this is off the scale!

this painting by dragan bibin has only one ghost as far as i can tell, but it's a really scary ghost (the dog thinks so too)

this painting by meraud guevara looks very peaceful, but unfortunately it has a ghost in it. i can't tell you where, but it does

you might think you can see the ghosts in this dorothea tanning painting, but you're wrong. the little girls are just ordinary girls. the actual ghost is behind one of those doors.

marvin cone. for fucks sake just look at it

[everythingfox]

“A Boar and some Boarlings out for a stroll”

(via)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I hope they have a good day! :D

[flapjack-photos]

Very cute and polite. A mom making sure to teach her kids the rules of the road

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Keeping her smol floofs safe here <3

[thewiglesswonder]

[squashfolded]

[0rki3]

[oonajaeadira]

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[fiddlepickdouglas]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[clearskjes]

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

good work everyone

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

Evidence:

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Science!

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

[glumshoe]

Legolas’s pupil size isn’t the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles. The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is perfectly clear, you can’t see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level in order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which, knowing Rohan, isn’t impossible.

But consider: Elven satellite eyeballs.

[gemstone-gynoid]

you mean like

[ontologicalidiot-deactivated201]

@sidereanuncia it’s back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmares 

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

I shall never find peace.

Also, for what it’s worth, there’s absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earth.

[sindri42]

There’s no evidence that Middle Earth curves.

[solwardenclyffe]

Yeah there is.  The Silmarillion states that the world was curved after the fall of Numenor (I believe), preventing access to Valinor.  But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it.

So middle earth is round, but not for Elves because magic.

[sindri42]

So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That’s awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by this ‘horizon’ bullshit.

[lady-byleth]

Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post

[saccharinesatchel]

Elves are flat-earthers

[cheattoe]

This post went from amusing to horrifying, to be brought back down to amusing, sprinkled in with some cannon explanation, and then you leave me here in fucking outrage

[yourownpetard]

This post really was a rollercoaster.

[odinoco-deactivated20190531]

for elves it was a straight line

[radstarsaur]

A gaggle of Ammonoids. Can you name them all?

[fallentitan98]

Why yes I can, they’re The Boys!

[radstarsaur]

Ah yes, how silly of me!

[vinceaddams]

I'm not great at naming but I tried my best:

[owlmylove]

maybe if you take a hot shower. cook something. eat a little soup. feel a little sunshine. make something with your hands—it doesn’t have to be big. maybe if you stretch your body and draw a silly little picture and get some rest, the world will feel like something your hands can still hold