Wonderland of sports

iippa, 26. (She/)They/them. Rauma, Finland. SaiPa, Stars, Susijengi. Will cry uncontrollably over basketball at any given point.

[lichrelly]

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

[bill-nye-official-blog]

why are lemons separate from food op?

[sporkkles-irl]

everyone knows lemons arent food

[2boldlyqueer]

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

[lichrelly]

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

[incessant-honking]

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

[danna-sama]

What the fuck did i just watch.

[askasexual]

It- it’s not a Rick roll

[theprinceofsnark]

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

[hiddlydiddly]

[messerdanny]

MAIJA VILKKUMAA - ÄIDINMAA dir. Emilia Hernesniemi

[iippa]

Suomitumpulle taidetta <3

Antti Tuisku vuosien varrella

[george-facts-russell]

Mika Häkkinen

Drawn by @iippa​ (aka me)

[tear-dropp-deactivated20241031]

mental health status: need to look at the sea for hours and stay quiet

[suviosterman]

Snowy Winter Night by Suvi Österman

Progress video here! (Instagram)

[ruttotohtori]

Ku kentaurit o puoliks ihmisii ja puoliks hevosii ni oisko se sit eläimiinsekaantumista jos panis kentaurii?

[vieraantunutkurpitsa]

Kai se riippuu kumpaa “puolta” panisit…

[neekkis]

Kaikki paitsi suuseksi ois siis eläimiinsekaantumista. Entä jos se on päinvastoinen kentauri? 

[ruttotohtori]

Eli siis niinku

?

[tulitie]

En tiiä ton panemisesta mut miten se liikkuis ja miks toi on ees olemassa ja mikä ois evoluution tarkotus noille käsille? haluan vastauksia

[ruttotohtori]

Käsillä ylttää haarojen välii

[neekkis]

Tää koko postaus on yksi iso sekametelisoppa, josta liikkkuu 10 eri versiota. 

[imaginarymagnitude-deactivated2]

I don’t understand Finnish but I really like this picture.

[neekkis]

We are discussing about: “Is it beastiality if you fuck with centaur”. That picture is reverse-centaur. 

[kristalliankka]

Ladies and gentlemen, here we have the finnish tumblr.

[ruttotohtori]

[tulitie]

Musta tuntyy et tosta päinvastoin-kentaurista pitäis tehä suomitumblrin toteemieläin tms

[ruttotohtori]

[neekkis]

Anteeksi tuplapostaus, mutta MILLAINEN anatomia päinvastoin kentaurilla mahtaakaan olla? :D Hevosen vai ihmisen sisäelimet ja missä suhteessa?

[ristiinrastiinnaulittu]

break the barriers guise

[suomalainenpotilas]

Tää postaus ei kuole koskaan

[kinahmi]

mä vihaan/rakastan tätä postausta niin paljon et tekee mieli puukottaa jotakuta

[therandommeerkat]

I don’t understand what is going on but the pictures

[ruttotohtori]

EI TÄS NÄIN PITÄNY KÄYDÄ

[ruttotohtori]

ja noiki viel

[neekkis]

Oho. 

[tulitie]

[ruttotohtori]

Sä teit siitä my little ponyn!

[animehinttari]

tää on oikeesti mun suosikkipostaus koko tumblrissa

[utafumi]

Eih

[that-one-tall-dorky-dude]

“And Satan said, let the Finnish people have tumblr!” 

[lusiferi]

Enkä kyl kadu yhtään että sen tein

[tappakaamut-blog]

Pakko reblogata tää tähänkin blogiin koska tää on masterpiece josta voin kertoo tuleville sukupolville

[ruttotohtori]

kokeilin suomipaskageneraattorii ja

[itsensakaljastaja]

tää on hitosti kivempi lukee nyt kun dash ei oo täynnä viivoja

[suomalainenpotilas]

onneks niitä viivoja ei enää oo

[ruisleipajuusto]

pakko reblogata aina kun tulee vastaan, tää on yksinkertaisesti vaan legenda

[kodittomatsammakot]

Joo tää on sellanen ALWAYS REBLOG

[fineleideeh]

Jos sitä nyt ajattelee, niin käänteismerenneidon paneskelu on ihan hyväksyttyä, nii miksei sitte käänteiskentaurin.

[neekkis]

Tähän ilmestyy aina jotain uutta

[kodittomatsammakot]

Millasia jälkeläisiä noi kaks sais?

[fineleideeh]

????????????

[kodittomatsammakot]

holy shit se on hieno

[ruttotohtori]

ei vittu mä haluun tollasen

[godyoutalkpretty]

So here’s the thing; I don’t understand a word of this. I just need to share the pictures with everyone!

[ravingdionysius]

I don’t understand the words. I don’t need to be understand the words. I don’t want to understand the words. The pictures are fine

[theotherjax]

@junemermaid fyi

[gayharoldfinch]

@xlostlenore should i be afraid to reblog this? i mean…if the text is as wild as the pictures lmao

[nettisivustakatsoja]

The text is even wilder.

[suomalainenpotilas]

joka kerta kun nään tän postauksen se on erilainen 

[calibanmorgan]

@carpedm87

[lunarwings]

@dem0ness pls explain

[dem0ness]

luna i couldnt explain the sacred reverse centaur if i tried

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

@prologi please apologise for your entire country right fucking now

[elodieunderglass]

Sacred Text

[jenroses]

Quick google translate says:

Where do the centaurs half the people and half horses do not know if it’s going to be an animal if you panis centaurus? vieraantunutkurpitsa I guess it depends whichever “side” you were going to … neekkis Everyone except oral sex, therefore, is an animal. What if it is the opposite of the centaur? a plague doctor So that’s it

? tulitie I do not know how it moves and why is it and what is the evolution of the evolution to those hands? I want answers a plague doctor Hand over between branches neekkis This whole post is one big mixed-minded dude with 10 different versions. Imaginarymagnitude Deactivated I do not understand English but I really like this picture. neekkis We are discussing about: “Is it beastiality if you fuck with a centaur?” That picture is reverse-centaur. crystal duck Ladies and Gentlemen, here we have the finnish Tumblr. a plague doctor

tulitie Black does not feel the opposite - the centaur should make the finfish a plague doctor

neekkis Excuse me a double post, but MILLAINEN anatomy, on the contrary, can be the centaur? : D Orphans or human indigents and in what proportion? ristiinrastiinnaulittu

Break the barriers guise Finnish patient This post will never die Fuckingnovice Deactivated I hate / love this post so much you do not mind stabbing someone therandommeerkat I do not understand what’s going on but the pictures a plague doctor NO THERE WOULD LIKE

a plague doctor

And no more neekkis Oops. tulitie

a plague doctor You did it my little pony! animehinttari This is really my favorite boom in the whole tumblr really pointless shit Eih that-one-tall-dorky-dude “And Satan said, let the Finnish people have Tumblr!” Lucifer And I do not regret that I did it tappakaamut I have to reblog in this blog as well, because this is Masterpiece, which I can tell to future generations a plague doctor I tried the Finnish Generator and

itsensakaljastaja This is a bit thicker now reads when the dash is not full of lines Finnish patient Lucky those lines are no longer ok ruisleipajuusto I always have to reblog when it comes, this is simply a legend kodittomatsammakot Yeah, that’s ALWAYS REBLOG fineleideeh If you think about it now, then the reversal of the reverence is quite acceptable, so why not reversed the reverb.

neekkis Something new here kodittomatsammakot Millasia the offspring of us two sais? fineleideeh

???????????? kodittomatsammakot Holy shit that’s fine a plague doctor I do not want to fuck me godyoutalkpretty So here’s the thing; I do not understand a word of this. I just need to share the pictures with everyone! ravingdionysius I do not understand the words. I do not need to understand the words. I do not want to understand the words. The pictures are fine theotherjax @junemermaid fyi gayharoldfinch @xlostlenore should I be afraid to Reblog this? I mean … if the text is as wild as the pictures lmao perspective error The text is even Wilder. Finnish patient Every time I go there post it is different carniverousherbivore @ carpedm87 lunarwings @ Dem0ness pls explain dem0ness Luna i couldnt explain the Sacred reverse centaur if i tried Saxifraga-x urbium @prologi please apologize for your entire country right now fucking elodieunderglass Sacred Text

[mustikanvihaaja]

Haluun hypätä katolta mitä täällä tapahtuu

[naurulokki-deactivated20180822]

Kun se ilmestyy dashille se on pakko reblogata

[lyhytmat1kka]

Nyt saatana poltetaan koko suomitumppu

[neekkis]

*PAHISNAURUA*

[aanskuliiii]

ei vittu xddd parasta

[siriseva-valonsade-blog]

Suomitumppu on suomitumppu, oon lowkey ilone et ymmärrän tän postauksen

[papelijottimummo]

käänteismerenneidon ja käänteiskentaurin mukula, nii sehä on vähän niiku käänteismerikentauri

[ruttotohtori]

tätä kaipailtiin ni täs ois

[sipulisipsi]

Oletin jo et tääki postaus on flaggattu

[ruttotohtori]

no siis mä jouduin googlaamaa tän ku ei löytyny mun blogista jos kirjoitin hakuu “käänteiskentauri” eikä löytyny myöskää #käänteiskentauri:lla

[vittumainennarttu]

Pitäskö tähän mestariteokseen saada mahdollisimman paljon noteja kun tää vielä on olemassa. Ja pahoittelut kolmannesta reblogauksesta tänään

[vittumainennarttu]

Tää selvis “puhdistuksesta”

[neekkis]

Nyt se on selvää. Käänteiskentsuri on tuhoutumaton.

[formeniel]

Joo tosiaan googlettamalla löytyy, en löytänyt minäkään tumblrin kautta.

[suohomo]

TÄÄ ON JOKA KERTA ERILAINEN MITÄ VITTUA SUOMITUMPPU

[ruttotohtori]

[edgylordofgay]

Oisko niitä käänteiskentaureja sitte erilaisia? Niiku yks ois käänteinen edestä ja yks takaa.

[saatanantonttu]

Mieti sä kävelet kaunista naista vastaan. Se hymyilee ja iskee silmää. Sä lähestyt sitä. Se kääntyy kadunkulmasta vasemmalle.

Se onkin puoliksi hevonen.

Vertikaalisesti

[unirytmihairio]

[nettisivustakatsoja]

Tuli sellanen ylpeä suomitumblr-hetki, kun huomasin ajattelevani: Onpas se kasvanut jo isoksi! Sehän on jo pidempi kuin isänsä!

[tyottomyysmyyra]

halusin vaan lisätä oman versioni legendasta tähän

[cordyceps-sapiens]

I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I found an isopod

[crystal-leopards]

Why are posts with finnish absolutely outrageous all the time. What is going on over there in Finland. I need to learn finnish NOW.

[catherea]

This makes me proud to be of Finnish descent even though I don’t speak the language. I really should change that.

[asfalttipinnanalla]

Apua en yhtään muistanu tän olemassaoloa. Mut levitetään se nyt tännekin

[hamahakkimiesoletettu]

@regularweirdo tämä tässä, on suomitumpun pyhä käänteiskentauri

[neekkis]

Joskus, kun masennukseni muistuttaa minua siitä, miten en ole saanut mitään aikaan elämässäni voin muistella tätä postausta. Koska tämä on ainanin JOTAIN.

[fincaffeinaddict]

Okei jos nyt menneen itsenäisyyspäivän kunniaksi

[animatedtext]

[byler-seguin]

himbo soulmates bennguin in we’re not going home

[weirdchristmas]

[ruttotohtori]

masentunut peruna

[the2headedcalf-moved]

being in your early twenties is like [grocery shopping alone] [having instant noodles for dinner] [remembering random details about that one friend you haven't spoken to in five years] [feeling overwhelming guilt for every purchase that isn't strictly "necessary"] [having midday naps] [finding out through facebook that the girl who was mean to you in high school has a husband and a baby] [falling a little in love with every stranger on public transport] [pretending you're not afraid of being alone] [wondering when you'll feel like a fully realized person] [listening to bands you liked in middle school] [blinking and it's suddenly december] [failing to imagine yourself ten years from now] [feeling like you're running out of time]

[broccoliseason-deactivated20210]

THE LAKERS ARE THE 2020 NBA CHAMPIONS !!!

[george-facts-russell]

Hi! I'm here to inform that my inbox is open! I take requests of what to draw☺ I mostly draw portraits, but full body drawings are also a possibility(they just take longer, and are not that realistic). I don't have much limits, but I would prefer not to draw someone I already have. Drawing will take time from 3 days to a month, depending on my work schedule and if I'm doing a full colour version, it might bit longer. I'll inform you if I'm taking your request to work next on :)

[antoineroussel-archive]

The Miro Heiskanen Defence Squad (DAL vs TBL 09/19/20) dobby will not be fazed 

[burkymakar]

I started a petition to show support of the idea that NHL should postpone their games today. 

Please share and sign if you can. 

I don’t know if this will work but I needed the NHL to see that fans will support this activism.

Link to Tweet to retweet. Link to Jacob Blake’s GoFundMe. 

[burkymakar]

UPDATE

Evander Kane and the Hockey Diversity Alliance are also asking for the NHL to suspend games today.

[burgertv]

[bonersniper]

I got a virus from that screenshot of Limewire

[alwaysabeautifullife]

I hate you all

[monstrousgourmandizingcats]

[thefloatingstone]

[xxtc-96xx]

[buntchugleyy]

[otherluces]

[thoughts-of-a-better-me]

I miss my guy paperclip

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]

I hate you all for this 

[resplendentgoldenwings]

I heard this post.

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

I highkey feel attacked

[reluctant-fan-girl]

I have been stabbed in the feels.

[crashpl]

[peterlos1ngw3ndy]

petition to bring this back

[mrsswift-kloss]

Well hello to my fellow 90’s

[insanitycase]

@logicheartsoul

[ilovemosss]

minesweeper was my game

also clippy, i miss you every day bro

[hoko-onchi-writes]

OLD

[queerbutstillhere]

Old people-

[unknownunseenunheard]

Minesweeper is still my game now that I finally figured out how to play :D

[thattimdrakeguy]

I recognize hecking none of this lol

[doubleminor]

dal v col | aug. 24, 2020