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"I want children to suffer" is the ultimate flex by red-pilled conservative anti-feminist dorks who are equally racist when screeching about birth rates dropping.

pan-dreamon-ium

anyone else hoping for Poly MAAM or is it just me and my friends ?

porters-treasure

on the next episode of guy going on a hike:

"honey. i saw a wolf."

asirentail

"We're in California, there's gonna be wolves—"

"No- no nonono you don't understand, that thing was fucking massive! Wolves aren't usually that fucking big!"

"Maybe it's a different species."

"Honey... It went up to a door and scratched to be let in— what big ass wolf does that????"

"There's domestic ones from a sanctuary that couldn't be relocated, so..."

"...honey, you don't get it."

the idea that any time vincent, lovely, sam, and darlin have a minor inconvenience they blame it on william

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted headcanons #redacted shaw pack #redacted darlin #redacted tank #redacted sam #sam collins #redacted vincent #vincent solaire #redacted lovely #redacted solaire clan #redacted william #william solaire #redacted vampires

porter with grillz

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted headcanons #redacted solaire clan #redacted vampires #redacted porter #porter solaire

saw a beefy guy around my height (for reference i’m 5’3 if i round) with a matching button down to his girl’s bodycon dress

if that ain’t milo and sweetheart’s vibe idk what is

yes the guy was shorter than his girl

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted headcanons #redacted shaw pack #milo greer #redacted milo #redacted sweetheart

“the horrors persist, but so do i” -dreamer, probably

or any freelancer in the series

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted headcanons #redacted dreamer #redacted freelancer #redacted sam #sam collins #redacted porter #porter solaire

falcon shifters that love to do that thing where you spin fast enough for the other person to be in the air

mimicking aerial displays

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted headcanons #redacted shifters

thatone-gayweeb

So like we all love Anton, right?

so we’re all scared right?

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted shaw pack #david shaw #redacted david #redacted asher #asher talbot #redacted anton #redacted love

honey getting bursts of talkative energy

*cough* not projecting at all *cough*

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted headcanons #redacted guy #redacted honey

someone nearby has the redacted ringtone and it scared the shit out of me

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted fandom

dannydoesthisthing27

Lincoln and Dreamer are gonna kiss for pride...

And Theo and Corvus

And corvus and dreamer

And Theo and lincoln

And maybe all of them together

Cause they're cute

im-slaepy

unfortunately all they did was trauma dump

but that’s close enough ig

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted lincoln #redacted theo #redacted corvus #redacted dreamer #redacted maam crew

chimckenns

Milo and Sweetheart are like Tom Holland and Zendaya to me

They both slay

Short king x sexy partner

Long term stable relationship

And they’re both amazing at what they do

my favorite category of redacted fanart is summit outfit designs

i had to

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted maam crew #redacted theo

redacted haunts me everywhere i go

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted theo #redacted maam crew

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