Old Blorbo Sanctuary

elder millennial / unclear on what gender is / slowly destroying my life, one fandom at a time

[hellboys]

“I’m old. I’m satisfied. And you were my purpose.”

[nothingbizzare]

The forgotten god and his last believer

[themostinefficientforklift]

[revoltingchild]

[mxlabradorite]

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

[drunkygoesonadventures]

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

[itsagifnotagif]

I’m dreaming of a white shitscram

[hotpotpurple]

A smile that shakes the heavens <3

[holy--milk]

it's kinda funny to see people complaining about hua cheng being "too perfect" when that's like. the whole point.

having a perfect boyfriend and a perfect relationship is xie lian's reward for enduring centuries of torment while keeping his kindness and humanity intact. it makes zero sense, narratively speaking, for him to go through all That and end up with a mid boyfriend that brings new problems and concerns for him to have to deal with.

[kraniumet]

meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[tomatobeans-blog]

13 years

[ultrafangirlishness]

happy oct 3rd everyone

[queenentina-deactivated20180121]

my talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting really sad over things i saw coming

[aradan-san]

[imashambles]

Not that anyone does or should care, but I just realized that Hua Cheng’s favorite Pokémon would be Grimmsnarl, and Xie Lian’s would be Dachsbun.

[eyeball-freak-deactivated202601]

Hohenheim is kinda babygirl

I thought he’d be like the stereotypical “dad who left for milk and cigarettes” but now I’m emotionally attached to this immortal middle aged man

[heavenlyshadowhunter]

[nicnacsnonsense]

I hate when people ask me how long it took me to crochet something I’ve made. Frankly, that’s none of my business. I put the yarn on the hook and worked on it whenever the spirit happened to take me to and then one day it was done. How long that process took is between the yarn and god; I want no part of it.

[bee-or-dee]

tgcf really is like a manifestation of these feelings: ”i love Character. i must protect Character. Character deserves so much better, deserves everything actually” and they are materialised as Hua Cheng. That guy builds doors and does pottery for Character. King.

[mr0atmeal]

hualian all night long: 💃🕺