i dont fucking know anymore

some of y'all are ridiculous / 21

[aavec]

I understand that people have issues with ep 3, but I’m grateful for it bc it gave us the Scott/Shane fight and therefore all of these great posts on Tumblr.com

[katinacrisis]

[sobadbad]

✨️ stretch marks ✨️

[mochiwangj]

Ilya: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Shane a little bit.

Troy, holding Ilya's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Ilya: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Troy: My mistake.

[magicalangel]

Incorrect quote that feels very, very correct 😄🤭

[ilya-sweetheart]

interviewer: now that you’re married and playing for the same team, can you tell the truth; did you ever throw a game so the other could win ; ) ?

ilya: no

shane: no never, we’re too competitive. actually we probably played better and harsher against each other than anyone else

ilya: everyone who knows us personally would agree to this

shane: actually we stopped speaking to each other for a whole week once over monopoly

ilya: only because you’re a sore loser

shane: i didn’t lose fuckhead, you cheated!

[shipspainfulships]

Ilya: Are you wearing makeup? Where did your freckles go?

Shane: Huh? Oh no, winter just makes my freckles fade

Ilya:

Ilya: I see...

*later*

Ilya: *beating the snow with a shovel* Give. Him. His. Freckles. Back. You. Bitch

[holyfuckingweed]

Heated Rivalry incorrect quotes part 19/?

Part 18

I LOVE THEM AAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

[shyjusticewarrior]

Ilya "I don't know english enough for this conversation" Rozanov and Shane "I'm too autistic for this subtext" Hollander

[thence-we-came-forth]

Shane fucking Hollander you have captivated me with those heart eyes of yours it's so unfair

[shyjusticewarrior]

Ilya "I don't know english enough for this conversation" Rozanov and Shane "I'm too autistic for this subtext" Hollander

[demaparbat-hp]

He's never happy

[robs-your-robins]

On the topic of Tim trying to clone Kon but ending up with a baby that has both their DNA so it is technically their biological child, I picture Tim telling Bruce and Clark together not only because he’s exhausted from dealing with screaming baby and the truth has to come out but he thinks Bruce will take the news better with Clark there. He isn’t wrong.

Clark: This is so irresponsible, Tim. Not only did you not know what you were creating when you mixed your DNA with Kon’s but considering the history, with how Kon came to be? Do you think he would want this? Besides, you’re just a kid. You’re not ready to be a father, let alone to a baby that is a quarter Kryptonian.

Tim:

Clark: Bruce, back me up here.

Bruce, with the baby in his arms: What is his name?

Tim:

Clark:

Tim: I haven’t really gotten that far, B.

Bruce, with the most content, happy smile as he cooes down at the baby: We will have to come up with one. And I’ll have Alfred add some formula to the list. We’re going to need to get everything ready because this little guy is coming home with me.

Clark: Bruce-

Bruce: Clark, lower your voice, you will wake our grandson.

[possumtion]

Timkon amirite

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Close ups:

[turrondeluxe]

let's loaf with mama

yeah

[wokeuplaughing]

if I was a seal I'd be slapping the fuck outta my seal body

[batsandbirdsandothers]

[batsandbirdsandothers]

Inspired by “Frieren: Beyond Journey Ends”

[bogleech]

It's funny when Tumblr screenshots circulate other websites or you show one to someone who's not super online and they think they're supposed to pay attention to the usernames as a part of it so they get really hung up on the fact that a comment comes from a handle like "SloppyMuppetBalls" or "werewolf-smegma-collector." No not that part. That's the normal part. Don't laugh at our dear friend ClownHoleSlurper I'm trying to show you their insightful takes on economics

[raiasintended]