Aaron

L{G}BTQ 22 | 18+ (He/Him/His) Follow me! https://soundcloud.com/user-317581728?ref=clipboard&p=i&c=1&si=F04EE351CBA14736BD2BF9CF70DF044F&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing ☭

[woosh-floosh]

[catchymemes]

[cowboy-garfield]

did yall know there were more

[intriga-hounds]

sivi met his granddaughter tonight

he did not like it

[boxheadpaint]

not a single happy camper in this image

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[invaderxan]

academic conferences

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Work meetings

[greenekatgrey]

Interviews

[ambulatoryhoodie]

Auditory processing disorder

[lemonsharks]

conversations with my cats who are yelling

[prismsgalaxy]

Me letting that little kid with their hyper fixation tell me every single fact they know about it

[helloitsbees]

Goncharov (1973)

[brucebocchi]

today the miami dolphins punter accidentally kicked a ball directly into his teammate’s ass

[orcboxer]

[sulphuric-glue]

[precision-instrument]

[ampervadasz]

[wheeloffortune-design]

This is why aliens don’t want us in their Starfleet.

[carebewear]

Are you fucking kidding this is why aliens should be begging us to join their Starfleet. The precision?? The CONTROL?? The absolute mastery this driver has over their 20+ ton of steel is superhuman. This person could weave a mothership through an asteroid belt without making a single scratch on the hull. Foh “aliens don’t want us” aliens should be sucking our dicks.

[exlibrisfangirl]

[yandere-angela]

oh hey rember that post a while ago about how when stores ask for your donation, they arent actually donating the money you give because theyve already made the donation and are just looking to get reimbursed through customers? looks like theyre finally getting in hot water for that deceptive practice

[catchymemes]

[hellyesbro]

If someone told me $100,000 a year wasn’t enough to live on I think i’d kill them with a rock right then and there.

[hyrude]

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

[flaminggoosememe]

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

[pizzopaps]

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

[tchrgleek]

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

[honeysucklepink]

In case anyone didn’t want to leave Tumblr and just hit “play”

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Funny thing about being goth: people are often scared of me, but their dogs are not.

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

By the way this is my suitemate's golden retriever. His name is Cheeto and he's in therapy dog training. He is a very good boy and really likes me.

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

He keeps me company when I'm doing my skincare

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

By the way Cheeto knows this trick called "hug" where if you sit on the floor, tap your shoulder and say "Cheeto hug" he will come close, lean his head on your shoulder, and give you a lil hug. 10/10 great for finals week

Imagine getting a hug from this lil guy. It heals anyone

[ordr]

god this is such a funny onion headline, i wonder how long they've been waiting to post this one

[aropride]

"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

[distinguishedbaloney]

[ki-adi-money]

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