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[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[stackofsnakes]

I don't believe in christian babies. I believe in babies, i believe in christians, but a baby doesn't have the agency and cognitive abilities required to chose and/or live a faith. There's babies of christian parents, of course, as well as babies that have been introduced into the system that is the christian church, but that does not make them christian yet.

Long story short, i did not hit a christian baby into the stratosphere, officer.

[bastard-unlimited]

this image will not fucking leave my mind no matter what I do

[litterofbiscuit]

its interesting being a weird autistic tranny as a kid and letting yourself get accustomed to the idea that youre just some magically antisocial loser who is "introverted" and is happy being alone and then you grow up and realize that actually you love being social you love hugs you love going out and hate being alone you just hated all of the social opportunities available to you growing up so much you let yourself romanticize solitude as a slightly less miserable state than interacting with people

[machinot]

Share link 10 years ago

https://Poopvideos.com/video-id/817655H

Share link now

https://poopvi.ds/video-id/817655H&user_8-65155JN&shared.at/7:39PM/palantir_tracking_id=92827652.876.99&socialsecuritynumber=827.92.7251&bloodtype:bnegative&penis_size:about_6_inches_hard_iqn76

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[modernbaseball]

[maidthings]

happy winter solstice

[maidthings]

Southern Hemisphere - Wikipedia

[worriedyourwingswouldmelt]

“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

[innerchildabortionclinic]

what the hell does an assistant to a chiropractor do lmao

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[greelin]

did perfectionism ever truly protect you from harm or neglect as a child though. ultimately. Lol

[junglejim4322]

once I saw this tiktok video of this girl showing off her massive collection of dishes she’s stolen from restaurants and all the comments were going crazy flaming her were not gonna make it what is wrong with the youth of today that they’re scandalized by the idea of stealing a ramekin from Applebees

[midnightssea]

“you couldn’t make this movie today” not because of cancel culture but because big studios aren’t willing to take risks on cool fun new ideas instead of adaptation number 7,000

[ravenfleesfire]

Fictional country: average fantasy

Fictional small town in the middle of nowhere in real country: par for the course in any genre

Fictional major city in real country: standard fair, but it's usually clearly based on a real city

Fictional suburb of real major city in real country: strange but I can see the application

Real major city in fictional country: Chicago can be anywhere you dream of

[i-am-a-fish]

If you do not use an ad blocker please consider using an ad blocker I'm on my hams and knees begging you

[bucket-system]

hams

[i-am-a-fish]

and knees

[neosatsuma]

[neosatsuma]

[rain-droplet]

who turned them german mid tag ?

[dastardlywlw]

how do you know they were transformed midday?