Saximus Prime

No tags we die like unorganized fandom trash 🗑

[memento-meliora]

forced to say “it’s okay!” Instead of throwing a fucking chair at their head

[wateredwizard]

Why does your post have lingerie on

[memento-meliora]

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

[greelin]

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

[awanqi]

"St Michel"

Speedpaint and tutorial on my Patreon.

Prints

[fishyaudio]

All the yellow wet floor signs always remind me of strange animals because they stand on four legs. Like what if they gather around leaking roofs and pipes to drink like a pack of animals seeking an oasis in the desert

This one was drawn over my photo of a metro station that I now think does anything but renovate it's roof. 3 signs and 5 buckets is kinda embarrasing

[milfsisyphus]

the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

[thirdchoiceurl]

IMPORTANT PSA! If you contribute to PBS or any local public broadcasting subsidiary at $5/mo ($60/yr) or above, you gain access to PBS Passport, which has a tremendous library of public broadcast programs available…including the full run of antiques roadshow

[jabberding0]

One of the most photogenic tornadoes in history

South Dakota, June 2025. Video by eye.of.ty

[chaieyestea]

[victusinveritas]

Like this sort of thing? Follow sluttyprimarysource on Threads and think about reading Consider the Fork by Bee Wilson.

[dragonfelling]

Fat dratini sushi am I right?

[dragonfelling]

[meru90]

this was for mermay but i gave up lol idek what i was doing

[rapidpunches]

"SURVIVING"

[lovelyslime]

I love yall. Whoever you are. I'll always love you person reading this.

[captain-price-returns]

oh no they’re going to start calling democrats the same thing they’ve been calling democrats for 20 years now

[hotvampireadjacent]

[thewellofastarael]

"Here’s a trick I learned during the Obama presidency for handling certain types of political labels. Take, as an example, the Tea Party claim that Obama is a Communist. Don’t take the word of the person making the claim (Tea Partiers). Don’t rely on the rebuttal of the target (Obama), because that will just be dismissed. Go to the group itself (Communists) and ask them. Ask an actual Communist if Obama is a comrade and see how they answer. Watch as they laugh at you, then explain in great detail how they wish there was a Communist in the White House, but here’s a long and exhaustive list of why that just isn’t so. Now apply this logic to the claim that Hillary is pretty much the same as a Republican. Ask an actual Republican if they think Hillary Clinton is one of them. Watch them laugh, and then explain in the same exhausting detail why that just isn’t so. Some of them might concede that she’s better than Trump, but that’s not the same thing. Finally, go ask a White Supremacist if Trump is one of them. As they excitedly explain how Trump is the guy they’ve been waiting for all these years, and how he’s really empowered their movement, use this to guide how you will be voting in November."

Source: a 2016 facebook posts by Craig Enan, since then deleted (OG link here)

[itsbenedict]

one thing i am irrationally angry at is constellations. “this looks like a bear!” “this looks like a guy!”- no the fuck it doesn’t! i have been to kindergarten! i have mastered the art of connect-the-dots! this ain’t it!

[itsbenedict]

i don’t know how many people you had to blackmail to get everyone to agree that this trapezoid looks like a goat, but you did not make it fucking true! you drew those lines in yourself and it still does not look like a goat! who the hell do you think you’re fooling?!?

[fipindustries]

to be fair orion does kind of look like a guy with a shield and a club

[itsbenedict]

THEY GOT TO YOU TOO!!!

[itsbenedict]

HI CAN I INTEREST YOU IN THESE FRESH NEW ORIGINAL CONSTELLATIONS?

THIS IS WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE!!!!

[headspace-hotel]

I feel like these might make a lot more sense if we were all staring at the night sky for hours before bed every day of our lives, in a world where there was less light pollution. We would get bored without imaginations.

Orion absolutely looks like a guy.

[charmirthir]

Worth noting

It makes a little more sense when you see what Orion looks like without light pollution.

[headspace-hotel]

Uh

He has a

Uhhh…

[orbital-oracle]

[selkiesmile]

once you start referring to a sports team as we/our/us……… that’s when you know it’s over for you

[kissplan]

[throatoftheworld]

The Witch by Lionel Lindsay

[bowelfly]

scratchpaper monk tableau drawn across numerous smoke breaks while cooking for a folk music camp in the redwoods last week. one of them is wearing a Waldo hat and if you can find it you get no reward other than the satisfaction of having looked at a bunch of funny little guys in the process.

[no-resolution]

Who would win

Miss Piggy

Angel from Buffy

Remaining time: 1 day 14 hours

[materassassino]

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

[grecoromanyaoi]