It's not ogre, its never ogre.

Shrek is love, shrek is life

[the-memedaddy]

[favedump]

“Close But No Potato” is one of the best Twitter accounts

[republicansareahategroup]

That free lunch one though

[amazin59]

You can’t make this stuff up

[grymmoires]

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

[daglout]

This text thread brought us into a new age

[emrakul-flying-spaghetti-monster]

The year is 1 ATP (After Then Perish)

[akamxru]

red is such an edgy color but its also like. the color of love and cherries and valentines day and its so lovely and fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you shadow the hedgehog!!!!!!!!

[endangered-justice-seeker]

look at this fucking psychopath

[vampyr-akademia]

He’s not even able to close an umbrella lol

[ideletedformenotyou-deactivated]

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[your-crystal-vision]

[bigxanniee]

me ignoring my problems

[babyanimalgifs]

A dream

[i-aint-ded]

I’m thinking career change

[creekfiend]

I hate the phrase “raw sewage” bc it opens up the possibility, existentially, of cooked sewage

[zahnegott]

raw as in.. unfiltered, primordial.

[54345345-deactivated20200616]

raw as in without a condom

[woodmeat]

[untexting]

[valtsv]

we really need to stop telling all these cringey weirdos online to go outside because that’s how you end up with killing stalking cosplayers filming their tiktok rps in the grocery store parking lot

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

[doing-talking]

me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.

me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me

[mcdonaldssuggestion]

eat at McDonald’s tonight! 😋 #ImLovingIt

[footsuggestion]

i miss her beautiful feet

[chivalfairy]

its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this

[rubykgrant]

I have to double-check every blog name with “rad” or “radical”, and I HATE IT, because rad/radical were some of my favorite words! people who don’t respect trans men/women aren’t radical, they’re tragical!!!

[chivalfairy]

YOU ARE SO RIGHT HOMIE we gotta reclaim rad and radical as phrases only trans people can use forever now

[darksteel-relic]

[sagihairius]

i was taking this families order and the dad needed a second to decide so i was chatting with his kids and i was like “oooh are you guys twins” and then a voice from under the table went “YOURE CLOSE MAAM” then A THIRD KID popped up and did some karate moves at me and the dad just looked so tired

so yeah i met identical triplets today

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this is the only correct way to handle being an identical triplet

[trueka]

i dont hear much abt asian zodiacs??? anyways im year of the dragon how bout yall

[shmreduplication]

I found out recently there’s an elemental component too, every sign is connected to every  element on a 60-year cycle

[cornposting]

I amn,, a wood monkey

[imtrashdotnet]

Fire ox....

[khubaani]

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

[lmpossibleprincess]

whats a matter baby

[khubaani]

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

[supernatural-mishamigo]

I literally did not see that coming

[hungry-hobbits]

oh god archduke franz ferdinand watch out he’s got a gun OH NO HE’S GOT AIRPODS IN HE CANT HEAR ME

[henryclervals]