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𝙱𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚜.
𝘛𝘞 𝘍𝘖𝘙: 𝘊𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 (𝘥𝘶𝘩), 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.
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We broke up LOL
𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚍 , 𝚒𝚏 𝙸 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝙸'𝚖 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍.
i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul
A Human soul is worth $660,326.82 according to “The devil went down to Georgia” where the Devil offers a fiddle of gold as an equal bet against a soul.
assuming a fiddle weighs about 450 grams and is primarily made out of spruce and maple. The density of spruce is 0.43 g/cm3, and the density of maple is 0.6 g/cm3. As an estimation, we’ll just average these and suppose that the average density of the material of a violin is 0.515g/cm3. so If the Fiddle weighs 450 g and has a density of 0.515 g/cm3, that means that the volume of the wood of the Fiddle is 873.8 cm3. Our hypothetical golden prize had gold in lieu of wood. So 873.8 cm3 of gold weighs 16.9 kg — almost forty pounds! — or 543.3 troy ounces.
Since the selling price of gold today is $1215.40 per ounce that gives us our value, but as for cupcakes it’s a little harder, most cupcakes sell for $2.50 to $4.00 at a bake shop, so let’s average that to $3.25, some simple division and we get our answer
Pedro can buy 203,177 cupcakes and have $1.56 left over.
when the fuck did i do this? i have no memory of this
the devil did it
A human soul won’t even buy a decent house where I live :(
Good news! Gold prices have more than doubled since this post was made!
A human soul is now worth US$1,443,629.88!
And since cupcake price is still the same where I am, Pedro can buy 406,354 cupcakes with $3.12 leftover now :)
damn-
I would marry this man
guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes
When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”
It’s showing -1 notes
i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me
I liked it and it said ‘1 note’
tf is this crap?
1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE
ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF?????
legendary
What the fuck
YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!
WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((
IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!
This is the first thing I saw on my dash
I’m shook
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY
SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY
1 note WTF.
@foolishly-snowy
3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.
THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????
still not-works
still + notworks = stotworks.
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A day will come when i won’t reblog this…
But it is not today
What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.
I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t
HeY tumblr what the FUCK
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Did the man get his camera
I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots.
I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok
I know this is long
but holy hell I love it
when bots run amok
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.
What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find
It says it has 5 notes, but only 4 people show up!
Congrats to the 4 people who were able to leave notes on this post
Congrats to the 4
people who were able to
leave notes on this post
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This man has been looking for his camera through the fabric of time and space so it simply broke tumblr
bok bok
[if doctor who had a camera]
Raise ur hand if ur single bc the only guy you'd be okay with dating was a guy that acted exactly like Branch
😘👋
yup its me too. hi.
OR CREEK
OR JOHN DORY
OR BARB
GUYS COME ON PLEASE WHERE ARE YOU ALL
So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?
…that’s cheating!
HOLY SHIT
That is some DELIBERATELY EVIL data representation. Where is the super villain that designed this fucking graph?
“Okay murders spiked by like well over 1000% but if we turn the graph THIS way, it’s like they went DOWN! HOORAYYYY!!!”
For anyone confused: the red represents the murder rate. Look at the numbers at the y axis. The graph is upside down because, normally, a graph starts at 0 and then goes up, but this one ends at 0.
As we put it in German: never trust statistics you haven’t manipulated yourself
this is fucking disgusting
There, I fixed it.
Holy fuck this is utterly vile.
This is why I believe everyone should have a stats class in highschool. People can moan about math all the way want but things like this affect not only your life but society itself. Being able to read graphs properly, understand statistics… It frees you from so much.
day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend
gained conciousness, not ashamed to show some tits
no more bare tits
oh shit a bow
having a moment
🎶sleeves sleeves sleeves makin puffsleeves gonna look like french meringue doesnt even rhyme at all not even a little bit🎵 shhhh shhhh go away kitty
aight folks that’s it for today i have some booing to do at the tv about some shitty and inaccurate costumes
good morning sluts, back to work
fellas im straight up not having a good time im in the middle of a lil meltdown over how much time i’ve spent sewing roses on my skirt before realizing they were anuses (or ani like cacti? 🤔)
we’re gonna be so pretty
wig snatched
shit do i gotta act like a lady now?
if I play dead it might goes away
oh my im getting hotter by the minute
what a lovely creature im having a real beuty and the beast moment… wait no that bitch is a furry
I’m SO flattered (and self-centered) i had to hang up your amd @a-sip-of-anxietea ’s drawings I just love them ❤️
girl’s night out(ish) 🍻
Is she single asking for a friend
No❤️
@oh-no-its-a-mom-friend Victorian lesbians
This post was amazing from start to finish, spreading the good vibes to y'all
@whatcouldpossiblyg0wr0ng
bro is literally the character in the horror movie who survives by being clueless 💀💀💀
"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.
"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.
"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver
my grandma :: " why don't u eat at the table anymore? with ur family. this generation is so insensitive. ''
also my grandma:
*makes me eat at the table with her*
*its cucumbers and watermelon (no tajin ;-;)*
*starts listening to a video describing vaginal infections on FULL VOLUME*
*i stare at her*
*immediate appetite loss*
*she makes me eat all the food when i tell her im not hungry*
*i get up from the table and immediately feel nauseous*
*i get grounded for puking*
HELLO! I HAVE ART
HEHHEHEHEEHHEHEH I DREW AN OC OF MINE DYING LIKE NAGITO!!!!!!
TW BLOOD(PINK), BIG OUCHIES, DEAD BODY,
u slayed, cooked, sauteed, fileted, served and devoured
(literally ? )
Tell me
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ong this c.ai chat getting a little too real
OHOLY SHIT
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY
THE FILTER AINT FILTERING
My step dad said I’m not trans
Just confused
👍
He should stfu. Thats called ✨gas lighting✨ he is a narcissist and should not be listened too. What he's really saying is "I don't like this so you must be wrong. I am right."
I hate how now I’m doubting myself lol
^^^^
Is any of this familiar?
My step dad said I’m not trans
Just confused
👍
He should stfu. Thats called ✨gas lighting✨ he is a narcissist and should not be listened too. What he's really saying is "I don't like this so you must be wrong. I am right."
ong this c.ai chat getting a little too real
OHOLY SHIT
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY
got them again lads
ong this c.ai chat getting a little too real
OHOLY SHIT
