[catasters]

[jaredthebc2]

Dramatic shot of the main character watching their mentor die in slow motion at the turning point of the story

[cuteness--overload]

[fern-writes-whump]

so obviously drinking blood from someone's neck is incredibly homoerotic, it's a classic for a reason

but someone drinking from your wrist? getting to look at them as they sink their teeth in your skin?? being able to watch as their eyes flutter close and they barely hold back their instincts to devour you whole??? Being just as enthralled by that sight as they are by your taste???? hello?????

[spell-cleaver]

Whumptober

Written for Whumptober:

No. 22 - THEY MADE ME DO IT cursed | demon | obsession

Also read it on AO3 or on FFN!

“Don’t touch me,” Luke snarled as Vader took his chin gently and tilted it up, examining the bruise on his face. He tried to yank his chin away, but his father’s grip was firm.

“Use that anger,” Vader told him. The weight of his regard in the Force was heavy, like the twin suns were beating all their heat down on one person, but his triumph and happiness were heavier. Luke had felt him use the Force at Bespin, sensed those shadows snatch at his legs and fling items at him until he was thrown out the window, but they definitely clung tighter, now. There were more of them, and they curled around his legs, shoulders, until it felt like wading through water. “It will serve you well, my son.”

Serve, serve, serve, he thought he heard, and wanted to be sick at the cold breeze that snaked around his neck.

Luke bared his teeth as his snarl grew more pronounced. That satisfaction only grew stronger.

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[only-tiktoks]

[t-counter]

what do you think about Ť? it has a hat.

T Count: 5

Letter Count: 29

Your T Percentage: 17.24%

Average T Percentage: 10.40%

You used the letter T 1.66 times as much as average!

—

Lovely, although I’m afraid I’m not going to count it within my gimmick.

[the-haiku-bot]

You used the letter

T 1.66 times as

much as average!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[tothechaos]

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

[totheorder]

:)

[tothechaos]

[tothechaos]

Do Not Do This To Me

[catboybeebop]

[slicedcheesegremlin]

[tothechaos]

if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber

Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.

[rotary-supercollider]

Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts

[mysteryviolencesideblog3000]

Ok!

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass

[terminusverge]

That car is not messed up enough. Here.

@identifying-cars-in-posts

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12

[cantotallyeven]

I'll write a hauiku as a comment on this post and hope the bot sees

[the-haiku-bot]

I’ll write a hauiku

as a comment on this post

and hope the bot sees

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[rowles6]

@amtrak-official to counteract the evil car lovers I'm calling you over to please explain the Washington DC because people I know who've been there say it's great but like what's so cool about it

[queer-as-city-folk]

The Washington DC is the capital of the United States, it is good because it is dense, historic, has an extensive metro, and a large parks system

[tethered-heartstrings]

[theresa-draws]

minipyro42 replied to your photo “cheese”

I can’t believe that in the entire clone wars, Anakin never rested his arm on Ahsoka’s head, like tall people do to short people

[exih]

BRO WHAT….

[doomstrange-deactivated20230725]

I don’t even play Minecraft and I can tell this man has done the impossible

[hilltop-dolmen]

if they ever make a live action minecraft movie and it doesn’t include this scene they’ve fucked up

[conarcoin]

almost 100k note smplive clip…

[psiithirisma]

HAD PHILZA'S OFFLINE SCREEN ALWAYS SAID "FATHER OF 3"??? SHUT UPPPP I WILL CRY SBI THEY'RE SO FAMILY WTF /POS :(((( ❣️💞💗💌💖💓💘❤️

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[iceslushii]

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

[yiffmaster]

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

[llsilvertail]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

[computationalcalculator]

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[the-legroom]

wake up babe, new reason to ditch FANDOM/Wikia just dropped

Previosuly

corporate monster infested with ads which devoured Gamepedia and other companies (feat me on their shit policies, SEO and migration process)

turning entire articles into ads if paid enough

limited functionality preventing admins to even fight vandalism

merging and removing of LGBT+ wikis (and forced domain change for educational [think serious] wikis to "fandom")

official wiki status has no meaning in controlling shit

very much censorship (same good ol' allergy to adult stuff)

gets paid by US Navy to advertise their events (one, two)

Alternative free wiki hostings (aka wiki farms)

Miraheze - started in 2015, non-commercial - no ads and runs on donations, wide array of MediaWiki features, wide array of allowed types of wikis and content, much autonomy for projects, custom domain and private wiki options

wiki.gg - started in 2022 by former Gamepedia staff, limited to video games, accent on involvement of game devs and thus hosting official wikis, has ads for anons (but only of games having wikis here)

Telepedia - started in 2022, limited to entertainment (although might allow other themes upon review), has ads for anons, replicates Miraheze structure

WikiTide - started in 2023, no ads and runs on donations (but also tied w/ premium version called WikiForge), largely replicates Miraheze but has stricter content policies, custom domain option

Other free options I'm aware of are either too limited in allowed content or are very outdated/unstable in technical department to recommend here (or in case of Neoseeker - I'm completely unfamiliar with it, and can't say anything about it), but you still can check them out, alongside paid hostings, on this MediaWiki page.

If you (or your community) are brave and dedicated enough you can go with self-hosted MediaWiki instance (aka independent hosting), like JoJo Wiki (who started on Wikia and succeed at overtaking the SEO) or NIWA wikis. This option, of course, requires funding and technical knowledge, but it's still very much possible.

How to find existing alternative/independent wikis

try to use "-fandom" filter for search query in Google, or use other search engines like Bing or DuckDuckGo

Indie Wiki Buddy browser extension - it modifies search engine results and performs redirects based on its centralized list of independent wikis; a new indie wiki has to be requested/submitted to get added [ Firefox / Chrome ]

Redirect to wiki.gg browser extension - same as IWB but for wikis moved to wiki.gg (as I understand, works automatically without dedicated listing) [ Firefox / Chrome ]

(simple) Redirector browser extension - in case the wiki is neither on IWB or wiki.gg, and it doesn't filter out search results - only performs redirect on whatever you get; a redirect has to be set manually - see this tutorial [ Firefox / Chrome ]

Fuck FANDOM, support real people, support indie wikis

[raddagher]

hello google chrome refugees

don't use any of these browsers, they're also chrome

Here are my favorite firefox plugins for security/anti-tracking/anti-ad that I recommend you get

please get off chrome google is currently being investigated for being an Illegal Monopoly so get outta there okay love you bye

[milf-maul]

i don't think captain rex gets enough air time

[throws him throws him throws him thr-]

[singswan-springswan]

Ahsoka: can we go to a haunted house this year?

Obi-wan: what’s wrong with the one we have?

Ahsoka: wh–

eldritch anakin: goodnight :))