Incorrect Quotes & Stuff

Mainly some incorrect quotes from some messed up shows | feel free to message me or ask questions | enjoy🥰 incorrect quotes🥰

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*Steve, Bucky, Wanda, and Tony sit in a group*

Wanda: Did you know they say 1 in 4 people are gay?

Steve: *whispers* I hope it’s Bucky. Bucky is-

Bucky: Most certainly gay.

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Cheryl: *phone rings*

Veronica: *looks at contact name*

Veronica: *sees Daddy💋*

Veronica: Cheryl... didn’t your dad die?

Cheryl: *picking up her phone* Hi Toni.

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Wanda: So let me get this straight, you and Bucky are together?

Steve: There’s nothing straight about it, but yes.

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Cheryl: Nice job TT. Give me five.

Toni: *high fives her*

Cheryl: *intertwines their fingers*

Toni: What-

Cheryl: I’m in love with you.

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Clarke: Can you describe the person who punched you?

Murphy: wELL thEy wERn’T veRy FrENdLy

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Mike: If I punch myself and it hurts am I too weak or too strong?

Lucas: Too weak.

Dustin: Too strong.

Eleven: Too stupid.

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Toni: You have no idea what I’m capable of.

Cheryl: No offense, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

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Bellamy: Okay guys how do I ask out Clarke?

Octavia: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.

Bellamy: Oh god no.

Murphy: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in the car.

Octavia: Row row row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily I can make you scream.

Bellamy: Okay I’m leaving.

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Elle: I know we don’t always see eye to eye on things...

Noah: That’s because your short.

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Peter: Lara Jean, what’s this?

Lara Jean: A book of things I love.

Peter: But there are only pictures of me in it.

Kitty: Oh, what a coincidence.

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Jughead: You can’t go. You will die.

Archie: It’s like in chess, sometimes you have to sacrifice your king.

Jughead: THATS EXACTLY HOW YOU LOSE CHESS!

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Murphy: Raven made me feel things.

Bellamy: What things?

Murphy: Feelings.

Bellamy: She made you feel feelings?

Murphy: Yeah.

Bellamy: What a dick.

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Octavia: Is that a hickey?

Raven: No, it’s a mosquito bite.

Murphy: *walks in* Hey guys.

Octavia: Hey mosquito.

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Liv: *intensely stares at Major*

Major: *intensely stares at Liv*

Ravi: What’s going on?

Peyton: They’re having one of their unresolved sexual tension matches while pretending to argue.

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Katherine: I love your dress! Where did you get it?

Elena: I made it.

Katherine: Such talent. You simply must make something for me!

Katherine: *mutters* That is he ugliest effing dress I have ever seen.

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Betty: Veronica is really pretty.

Toni: Don’t be jealous Betts. Your pretty too.

Betty: I’m not being jealous, I’m being gay.

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Klaus: No one manipulates our sisters but us!

Kol: Yeah! Messing with Beccs is a privilege, not a right!

Finn: He said sisters Kol.

Kol: Well manipulating Freya is just bloody fun, how cruel do you think I am?