avengers incorrect quotes

currently in denial of endgame

[television-overload]

When you're reading fanfiction, do you ever just pause, let out a little strangled velociraptor sound, and then continue when you get to a line that just hits you some type of way, or is that just me

[whitealbum]

listening to music isn’t enough anymore i need to eat it

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Peter: Hey Mr. Stark, guess what i’m making!

Tony, not looking up from his work: A mess?

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Tony: I can’t believe i forgot to go to the gym again!

Tony, opening a can of soda: That’s 3 years in a row now

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Tony: Did you eat all the donuts?

Peter: No! What on earth would make you think that!?

Tony: There’s powder all over your face

Peter, panicking: it’s cocaine!

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Peter, taping a knife to a Roomba: Be free my child

*Later*

Tony, walking in with a cut on his ankle: PETER, WHY WOULD YOU-

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Peter: It’s fine dad, im just gonna wing it!

Tony, shaking his head: No you’re not. Sit back down.

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Steve: How do I know I can trust you?

Tony: I don’t care enough about you to lie

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Peter: I just stubbed my toe. Did i scream and cry like a baby? No, a baby does not have the lung capacity to do what I just did.

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Tony: You often use humor to cope with trauma

Peter: Thanks!

Tony: …I didn’t say that was a good thing

Peter: So what I’m hearing is, you think I’m funny

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Steve: Why are you four here?

Peter: I’m here to help!

Tony: Im here to make things worse

Rhodey: Im here to laugh when Tony makes things worse

Scott: Im here for the food

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Steve: Im glad Bucky feels comfortable enough to sleep in the compound, he looks happy, for once

Sam: Yeah, he does look happy

Sam, uncapping a sharpie: And vulnerable

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Tony: You’re late.

Peter: Would you believe me if I said it’s because I made a healthy balanced breakfast and went for a jog?

Tony: Definitely not

Peter: …Ok fine, my Pop-Tart got stuck in the toaster

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Peter: sehwy

Everyone else: ????? what

Peter: hi* my bad, typo

Tony: I think I’m more confused now than I was before

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Natasha: Peter, I don’t understand how you’re so smart but can’t spell for the life of you

Peter: i dnot now whet your tolking abot

Tony: You spell like you’re a cat that’s walking across a keyboard while on drugs and drinking alcohol

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Bucky: I think im straight

Bucky: with the exception of Steve

Bucky: I would let him absolutely rail me

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Peter: I kinda wanna read the bible bc the plot or whatever sounds interesting but the fandom is kinda toxic so idk :/