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ari | she/her | bts & mamamoo incorrect texts & quotes

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taehyung, perhaps

taehyung: it’s so nice to find chocolate you forgot in the fridge yoongi: when did you put it there? taehyung: 20 minutes ago

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namjoon: okay, but why did you do it?

taehyung: i just wanted to be sought after for once!

namjoon, holding up a wanted poster with taehyung's face on it: not by the law!

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Taehyung: I have no idea why people say they struggle with anxiety, it comes so naturally to me

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on twitter

yoongi: one like and ill commit murder

yoongi: *likes his own tweet*

yoongi: say no more

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taehyung: *playing the guitar*

yoongi: do you take requests?

taehyung: yes !!

yoongi: play nothing

taehyung: but i don't know this one

yoongi:

taehyung: oh

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jungkook: hey can I borrow some money?

namjoon: sure

[later]

jungkook, handing a present to namjoon: happy birthday

namjoon:

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yoongi: so namjoon loves apple juice?

seokjin: oh no but he looooves orange juice

yoongi: why are you getting him apple juice then?

seokjin: cause he's been bad this week

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I love your blog, thanks for existing. 🖤🖤

You're too sweet. I appreciate this a lot, truly! Thank you, dear ♡ 😭

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taehyung, while balancing an ice cream cone on his head: do I look like a rhino or a unicorn?

yoongi: you look like an idiot

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hoseok: jungkook would throw himself off a bridge for you

jimin: jungkook would throw himself off a bridge just for fun

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moonbyul: are you in love with wheein?

hyejin: (sweating) ..no

moonbyul: why do you keep drawing W+H with hearts all over your papers then?

hyejin: it stands for wrath and hate

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Yay a mamamoo incorrect quotes blog!! I'm so happy to find u :D

That's sweet of you 😭 Thank you, love. I'm going to try to post as much as possible!

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hyejin: you know you've made it when you see your pictures everywhere you go

yongsun: those are wanted posters

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yoonjin during a fight

jin: you know what im done with this conversation

yoongi: fine

jin:

yoongi:

jin: and you know what else 

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taehyung: ah! ah! oh, Jungkook!

jungkook: STOP MOVING

taehyung: IT HURTS

jungkook: (struggling to zip a dress they stole from the women's section on tae)

taehyung: I TOLD YOU I'VE GAINED WEIGHT

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jimin: i wish it was possible to block someone in real life

seokjin: ignore their pitiful existence

hoseok: get a restraining order

yoongi: murder

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Everyone in my family would say any one of these if asked the same question of how to block someone in real life

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jimin: i wish it was possible to block someone in real life

seokjin: ignore their pitiful existence

hoseok: get a restraining order

yoongi: murder