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sari • 22 • she/her

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PUNIC WARS THREE

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[thanook]

PUNIC WARS FOUR

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every time you add another punic war to this post a time traveller goes back and makes it real for the bit

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did they ever track down the baby born at dashcon?

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you know, the dashcon baby… the baby born in the ballpit at dashcon

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what

[brokenbloodymolars]

Th e

What

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the dashcon baby

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at dashcon, a late term pregnant lady (there for a writing panel i believe) arrived, and while going around the “event”, her water broke around 2 months earlier than expected, and began to go into labour, there was a huge traffic jam because of, you know, and driving to the hospital was out of the question, so they called an ambulance. But the thing is, because of the traffic jam, it took over 40 minutes, and she was going into labour NOW. A nurse in training there took over and had to deal with the woman, so they took the ballpit, being the best thing they could think of in the mostly empty area, cleared some of the balls away, and had to use that as a surface to deliver the baby. Around 5 minutes before they got there, they managed to deliver the baby, (thankfully) in a safe state.

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great post everybody

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I helped!

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[static-behind-green-eyes]

That’s such a hauntingly beautiful sound.

[teacupfulofstarshine]

hi i love this

[simonschusterca]

Do you know what this is? This is The Heart from Auschwitz.

An act of defiance. A statement of hope. A crime punishable by death.

On December 12, 1944, locked inside Auschwitz, Polish teenager Fania turned twenty. After spending a year in a concentration camp, Fania didn’t expect her birthday to even be remembered - but her best friend, Zlatka, risked everything to make her a birthday present, a paper heart. 

Simply making the heart - or carrying it - could get either of them killed.

The heart was signed by many of their friends, bearing notes in Polish, German, French, and Hebrew that announced "When you get old, put your glasses on your nose, take this album in your hand and read my signature again,“ and “Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!” It was an act of great sacrifice and love for a friend.

Less than 40 days later, they began the Death March from Auschwitz to Ravensbruck, and from Ravensbruck to freedom. Fania carried the heart under her arm the whole time. And survived.

Fania donated the heart to the Montreal Holocaust Memorial Center in 1988, where it is a featured piece of their exhibit. You can read more about the story of Fania and Zlatka Meg Wiviott’s Paper Hearts, coming September 2015.

[afronerdism]

God. Even in great darkness there is such love.

[lilith-apologist]

the 75th aniversary of the liberation of auschwitz is in a couple of days (jan 27 2020) so I feel this is a good thing to have on your dash. Remember that every single victim and survivor of the holocaust was a person with so much love in their heart and so many storiees and interpersonal relationships like this.

[volturialice]

imagine you had no knowledge of what sex was and then suddenly you’re watching a sex tape of yourself. you’re a teenage amnesiac in ye olde repressed 1920 when bang, out of the blue your magical powers are like hey did you know it’s your destiny to blow this war criminal’s back out

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idk what fandom this is but I feel like a bullet flew past my ear

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I'm rejecting the narrative where umbrella academy takes place in one of those Out of Time worlds because like. just THINK of the online freakout that would've happened when Vanya dropped her book. that would have been the That Bitch(tm) moment of the millennium. #ReginaldHargreevesIsOverParty would have been trending world wide. the DISCOURSE over her siblings actions that would have been started....and they're always going on about how she exposed family secrets but we don't even know what the secrets were! anyway here's some shitty memes I imagine would pop up on twitter after her book came out

[vincaris]

finally finished this painting i sketched out months ago… please click for better quality i know tumblr is gonna kill it (reference used)

[not-so-innocent-bi-sander]

Oh my god this is a painting

[wet-monsoon]

i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

[wet-monsoon]

no….. No

NO

[claratyler]

No you don’t understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment. Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there weren’t hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scrat’s actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart’s only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film. If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of “we’re 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!” That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it’s used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!

However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isn’t the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scart’s actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story. This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity. So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.

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[busket]

i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart

[creature-enjoyer29]

“what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut” is the funniest fucking string of words I’ve read in my life

[mijomii]

Reginald raising a kid is still funny because he’s a good dad for some stuff and awful dad for other like

Klaus: Dad, I’m pansexual.

Reginald: Self exploration is always an interesting journey, number four. Good for you.

Klaus: Dad, I want to make friends.

Reginald:

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Vanya: I’d like to play violin.

Reginald: Music will always be the vector to a healthier life, Number Seven. Sure you can.

Vanya: Also I’d like to hang out with my siblings.

Reginald:

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Five: can I write my math equations on my bedroom walls?

Reginald: the mind is a prison and your hands are the keys. Of course, number five.

Five: Can I use the powers you’ve been training me in?

Reginald: 

[soracities]

hold up what do you mean humans can't tell if something's wet . what

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im sorry WHAT

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Think about it, what's the first thing you focus on when you touch something wet? Usually it's temperature.

And if something is dripping down your skin you might feel ticklish

But like you've probably touched something cold and thought it was wet for a second before realizing it was dry and your brain just assumed

So you guys can feel wetness based on experience but it's just that your skin isn't specialized to feel that I think

[kalichnikov]

[patchoulism]

[thiefnessman]

Human skin wetness perception: psychophysical and neurophysiological bases

The ability to perceive thermal changes in the surrounding environment is critical for survival. However, sensing temperature is not the onl

yeah we don’t have sensors for wetness (other creatures do) but we just learn what wetness feels like to make up for it.

[rabbitindisguise]

you've heard of Shrimp Colors get ready for its unexpected sequel: Shrimp Knows Water Is Wet But We Don't (yes really)

[callista-curations]

Checks out.

Had an injury on my hand a while back that damaged some nerves in my finger. Took me months to stop thinking my finger had gotten wet whenever I picked up a cold piece of metal cutlery.

[heal-on-kill]

My mom sometimes asks me to touch the bedsheets or towels she’s hung to dry because she’s not sure if they’re still wet or just cold.

[sweetmeatdale]

This is part of why cold blooded animals sometimes feel “slimy”

The lower temperature sometimes feels “wet” to us even when they aren’t

…sometimes though they just actually are wet because they like to do that

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…sometimes though they just

actually are wet because

they like to do that

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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ok.

[justmori]

First image says:

that feel wet. Though it seems simple, feeling that something is wet is quite a feat because our skin does not have receptors that sense wetness. The concept of wetness, in fact, may be more of a "per-ceptual illusion" that our brain evokes based on our prior experiences with stimuli that we have learned are wet.

[raviposting]

“Five is the oldest” “Klaus is the oldest” “Luther is the oldest!” 

You fools, you absolute fools. Whoever is the oldest depends purely on which sibling is interacting with who and would change rapidly depending on which sibling you asked, therefore I’d like to provide you with the facts no arguments because I’m right xoxo (sorry these are fuzzy but you can def figure it out): 

Luther: 

Diego: 

Allison: 

Klaus: 

Ben: 

Vanya: 

And no, I did not forget about Five, he has his own special category: 

[galmiahthepigeon]

I'm sure this must have been done before, but oh well

[my-daily-failure]

Comprehensive list of Umbrella Academy alignment charts from a certified, real life, Oldest of Seven sibling: 

[freshgratednutmeg]

Five: I've only said I love you to three people. Delores, coffee, and my dead sibling when I teleported to the future. And one of those I regret.

Hazel: Which one do you regret?

Five: Sibling. I stopped the apocalypse, not dead anymore, so now I look like an idiot.

Diego: *We* stopped the apocalypse.

Allison: Sibling *singular*?!

Luther: Delores and coffee aren't people.

[slowspinningredemption]

in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse

[papayafromtv]

we don't talk enough about how fucking funny it is that Diego's first reaction to being forced to join an evil murdering company hell bent on stopping his family from saving the world is 'can't wait to tell five he's gonna be so fucking jealous'

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i’m glad 100k+ people think this is the mood too

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happy september everyone

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ITS THE 21ST OF SEPTEMBER