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necrowyrm

clairestrogen

Reblog to reblog this from prev

virtualgirladvance

oh that's how tumblr works i get it now

audhdgoku

Golden Ratio Lil Guy If U Even Care

saltlessseaotter

avidcollectorofdust

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

roaches-inthecereal

uwuinhell

heckinpupperino

lets be pointy with mama

terra-the-grim

[Image description: A grey cat with sharp-pointed ears, and a grey kitten with the same sort of point to its tail. /End ID]

captainkirkk

What they don't tell you about writing is that as you write, you discover scenes and entire plots that you hadn't accounted for that need to be written. So you can spend two hours writing and editing only to realise you're further away from the finish line than you thought you were when you started

cookiescr

Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

cookiescr

they’re just vibing yknow?

dimpledgucci

porcupines do this too :)

callingallcars

i have excellent news about the manul cat

radwolf76

Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me.

lokeanrampant

I am porcupine.

krakensdottir

Pretty much most cats that spend any time in trees, tbh

Honestly tho, in terms of lazy chill I don’t think anyone’s gonna beat this bear:

floridensis

look at this squirrel

by inaturalist user gregslak

hyenafiend-deactivated20220214

@rhythpo

thequeenofsastiel

And let’s not forget the time an entire pride of ten lions decided to take a nap in a single tree

Yes these photos are real

infinitemachine

>Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me. I can’t make it an automatic reblog, myself. It has to be done manul-aly.

maryfitzroy

Gracie the giraffe is described as having rounded ears. She went missing from a ranch in Real County.

im crying dude

fandomsandfeminism

Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.

fandomsandfeminism

To answer some common questions in the tags:

1. How do you lose a Giraffe? She apparently scaled a cliff that served as part of the enclosure (which the other giraffes in the herd had shown no interest in climbing.)

2. Well it should be easier to find her, she's a whole ass giraffe? Yeah, you'd think, but Texas ranches are fuckin huge. The man has apparently hired a helicopter and several drones to aide the search, but no luck yet. She's been seen on some game cameras on the nearby ranches though. But she's sneaky.

3. Why does a random guy in Texas have a herd of giraffes? Because it's Texas and we have basically no exotic animal regulations. No really. If you have enough land out in the hill country, you can just own stuff. It's fuckin nuts.

asexual-thot

parkchanwoohoo

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??

cz3chova

@charlesoberonn made a really, really good post that I stole to make... this

charlesoberonn

You get my vision completely

contexfiles

gonzos-humansona

Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.