english teacher: *says abscond*
me, known homestuck:
Student: *says abscond* Me, A Teacher:

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Color Me Curious
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english teacher: *says abscond*
me, known homestuck:
Student: *says abscond* Me, A Teacher:
this girl was sent by the lord above to save humankind
its been estimated that 600 million or so has been poured into marketing minions so if we estimate the tuition at 40,000 dollars then about 150 students
that’s depressing
i don’t know what’s more depressing,that 600 million dollars has been spent on advertizing minions or that 600 million dollars will only pay the tuition of 150 US college students
…… oh my god
by these numbers 600m would pay 15,000 students tuitions, not 150, that would be $4,000,000 a student
Who did this math ? 😂
Lmao😂
When life comes at you fast - The White Supremacist Edition
I’m loving all of their misfortune. 😂
The Department of Extraordinary Lobsters is putting on their Giant Lobster Claws to celebrate the discovery of this magical moon lobster, recently caught by fisherman off the coast of Maine. The pearlescent lobster, whose enchanting coloring is most likely the result of leucism, was thrown back into the sea after the fisherman discovered she was a lady lobster.
[via The Mary Sue]
Department of Extraordinary Lobsters
Holographic Special Edition Lobster
@allysparkling
she’s the main character and also a magical girl
my nurse told me he can’t feed me bc I may need to go to the operating room and he was like “if we feed you and then they need to take you to the OR I’m fired” and I said “okay, I’m not QUITE hungry enough to cost you your job but I’m close” and he was like “sweet let me know”
I lied I’m hungry enough to take everyone on my chart down with me
I just made a meme that is so incredibly specific
the 2nd gif is bass boosted in my head
Cain killing Able
why did this conservative trump supporting gun blog drop the funniest caption on this post
My brain when daydreaming
My brain when studying
Today’s cishet character of the day is:
Tracer from Overwatch.
aged like fine wine
Are we so sure the sexy amphibian from the Shape of Water is male, anyway? Who are we to presume the genders of Amazon amphibian people?
Gods are often depicted as having multiple genders
Yes. I like this.
@catywampous replied:
Guillermo actually talked about this and said that the Asset has no gender and is capable of changing it’s sex based on reproductive needs (or in this case, desire), just like many amphibian species.
The amphibian person is genderfluid and I love them.
The shape of gender….is fluid
someone PLEASE find the owner of this video im DYING
I’m literally Sasuke
Sometimes good posts are made by annoying people so I’ll help out
These are Safe Shorts. They were made by Sandra Seilz after someone attempted to rape her. If the fabric is torn, an alarm will be sounded.
This is the Rape-aXe, invented by a South African doctor by the name of Sonnet Ehlers. After interviewing a rape victim who wished she had teeth down there, she made this. If someone’s penis is inserted and pulled back out, the teeth will sink in, and can only be removed by a doctor.
The Killer Tampon (couldn’t find a site for it), made by retired anaesthetist Jaap Haumann. When penetration takes place, the sharp end will slice the offending appendage.
The Anti-Rape Belt (also couldn’t find a site), made by a group of Swedish teenagers led by Nadja Björk. It requires two hands to undo.
Anti-Rape Underwear/Bra (once again), as made by a group of Indian students. Will deliver an electric shock when met with unwanted advances, as well as sounding an alarm.
Undercover Colours. Made by 4 male undergraduates at North Carolina U, they change colours when in contact with chemicals or drugs that cause unconsciousness. Used in case you’re wary that your drink has been roofied.
These are just tools to help, but in addition to being mindful of your situations and staying safe, they can help when the worst happens.
Stay safe.
ok, those are all kind of awesome. i wish they weren’t needed, bit still…awesome solutions.
I feel more comfortable reblogging this version
RapeAxe has a gofund me up that barely has 700 dollars. I feel like the inventions that havent even been funded yet should be linked to the page you can support them at.
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