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Welcome to my blog of randomness. There’s no rhyme or reason to anything, but currently I’m obsessed with Good Omens. She/her/they/them pronouns

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[honeybeeavenue]

@nooowestayandgetcaught

[bardstardish]

STOP BRINGING THIS BACK EVERY JUNE

[marta-bee]

… I’ve just queued this up for next June. Because reasons

[bitchassslytherinsnakery]

Oh and it’s rainbow skeletons too this is perfect 😂

[not-sad-just-emo-deactivated202]

PeRFECT

[no-gender-only-soup]

IT’S GAY HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[spacingout]

R a i n b o w s k e l e t o n s

[annoyed-almond-milk-deactivated]

G A Y H A L L O W E E N

[oceaneyes1834-deactivated202312]

EVERY. SINGLE. JUNE. WHY? HOW?

[noodles-07]

JUNE IS OFFICIAL ALMOST-HALLOWEEN MONTH, FOLLOWED BY OFFICIAL NEARER-TO-HALLOWEEN MONTH, FOLLOWED BY OFFICIAL-

HALLOWEEN

[transkingoryx]

WHO KEEPS POSTING THIS IN FUCKING JUNE

[lacetulle]

Elie Saab | Fall/Winter 2021

[boxbusiness]

MILE HIGH CLUB BABY!

Still waiting for my flight >w>

[sariahsue]

Adrien: [hands Marinette an umbrella] See you tomorrow.

Marinette, in her head: Strangers to friends to lovers, slow burn, angst with some fluff and a (hopefully) happy ending, 200k+ words.

[soursoppi]

boy and his big chicken

[merengues-con-arroz]

Bro fist

I need something happy, the manga is killing me

[lantaniel]

We interrupt the regularly scheduled October program for….

Ace Week with bonus Halloween

So have a free to use wallpaper.

[raavenb2619]

[ID: The Grunkle Stan meme. Grunkle Stan from Gravity Falls looks at an image that says “the ace community”. In the first panel, he says “Oh, this-”, and in the second panel he says “This is beautiful.” End ID]

[elierlick]

💪

[kedreeva]

sitting in my breakroom with a bunch of my corworkers, it’s dead silent, everyone’s eating lunch and on their phones and one of the boys quietly says into the silence: “What’s a… shibari?”

And as I was in no way prepared to hear those words come out of a corworker’s mouth, I just burst into hysterical laughter and of course I was the only person who recognized the word so everyone was staring at me and I had to get it together and THEN I had to EXPLAIN it to them, and THEN I sat there while all of them were googling images of it on their phones for examples and Learning Some Things. Amazing.

[kedreeva]

I wore a fox tail home from the ren fair once and my group stopped for dinner at a diner and the waitress asked if I was a furry and everyone at the table went very quiet and I said no, we just came from the ren faire and she explained that she’d been around for conventions nearby and found out what furries are and that she “just thinks it’s neat” so she was excited to possibly see more of them.

[naniiebimworks]

How to make relationship compromises.                                       

There were no beds.            

Aziraphale Stonk.

Crowley sleeps outside the realm of physics.                       

[somewhatstacey]

An inspiration to us all

Patreon | Instagram | Goddammitstacey.com

[kedreeva]

Stan was showing off away from me, so I said his name and he peeked around his train at me, and then WHIPPED around and showed me his whole baby 2021 train.

Can you find the 1 dark eye feather and the 1 half dark eye feather in all his white eyes?

[bob-belcher]

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Awwwww

[n0kiv]

My sensitive self can’t take this. this is beautiful 😫😢💕

[onlyblackgirl]

I love Gordon.

[bitter-and-queer]

She’s blind and he was making all the points about the pie in a way she could respond to: sound. He is an amazing man

[cosmic-noir]

[dilfweed]

Not to mention Christine won Master Chef that year.

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I reblog Gordon Ramsey every time he appears

[kalmyovagina-deactivated2018052]

aww the feels. this is so beautiful.

[melvinocappuccino]

Good lord I haven’t been this teary-eyed in a while.

[just-your-average-douchecaboo]

why am i crying dammit

[imagitory]

Come on. You all know I couldn’t not have this on my blog. 💙

[nickelkeep]

Not going to lie - everytime this comes across my dash, I unlike it to relike it. and then I reblog it. Christine Hà is amazing and deserves all the recognition she’s earned in the past… eight years. That being said, anyone who calls Gordon Ramsey a monster needs to see this, and his work with the kids on MCJ. He is kind, patient, and caring. The yelling and screaming you see? Is because he doesn’t put up with bullshit. In this house, we love and appreciate Gordon J. Ramsay.

[jellyfish-swims-through-gold]

@tkwolf45 im sobbing

[kedreeva]

(source)

Someone posted this to a group I belong to, listing it as the mutation “mocha.” I don’t know if that’s actually the case but we’re not here to talk about the color. We’re here to talk about conformation….. again.

When I talk about how domestic peafowl are being bred irresponsibly, THIS is what I am talking about. When I say birds are getting squat, THIS is what I mean. This bird has stumpy legs and an overly deep chest and short body (some of that will be fluff given we’re going into winter but even winter fluff does not account for how barrel-chested this bird is, nor how short he is from chest to rump). He has a short, stumpy neck. And he holds his body poorly, with his rump pointed at the ground so that his train drags on the end.

Compare the shape of bird above to a wild peacock:

Long legs, long thin neck, slender chested, a long, level back with a train held up and out.

[fuks]

not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat

[boowoomuu]

UNMUTE THIS, I BEG YOU

[lacefuneral]

[Transcript:]

Cat: Arr-rar! (weird chirp noise)

Cat: [weird mechanical-sounding hiss]

Cat, while licking finger, in a very gravelly voice: Ah mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem-mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem… mrowr rowrrr…

Person holding camera: I love you.

Cat: [hisses]

[smoosie]

My entry for the Good Omemes Zine

Based on the Trump Executive Order Meme (@ TrumpDraws)

That yellow wigged moron should better take notes !