INTP Meme Stuff

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[funkymbtifiction]

functions in short:

Fe: sacrificing for group harmony trumps trusting their own heart’s desires.

Fi: trusting one’s own heart’s desires trumps sacrificing for group harmony.

Te: outward evidence trumps inward rules of consistency.

Ti: inward rules of consistency trumps outward evidence.

Ne: multiple possibilities trumps a singular symbolic viewpoint.

Ni: a singular symbolic viewpoint trumps multiple possibilities.

Se: the here and now outweighs the sacred methods.

Si: sacred methods (reliability) trumps the here and now

Ni/Se axis: reaches direct, singular conclusions.

Si/Ne axis: always leaves room for multiple possibilities.

Fi/Te axis: belief in individuality combined with external evidence.

Ti/Fe axis: internal logical rules supported by shared human values.

[intpmemestuff]

(INTP and ENFJ are both looking at their phones)

INTP: Hey here’s a picture of the elephant who made an attempt on my life

ENFJ: (deadpans)

ENFJ: Why did an elephant make an attempt on your life?

INTP: well you see he was a notoriously angry bull-

[godofstupidsentences]

Stop me from doing an hunger games simulator but with personality types from mbti (and singular functions maybe because I need 24 contestants)

[intpmemestuff]

Do ittttt

[intpmemestuff]

Okay so I’m a little confused and not sure how to put it in words but I think there might be a typing issue in fiction?

When I see characters typed as INTP in media, they aren’t necessarily an INTP, but instead are exhibiting autistic behavior and while you can be both I think this might be leading to harmful stereotyping

[istj-hedonist]

Ti = Tiny brain

if you tell a Ti-user more than one(1) information at a time they are unable to process it, like it’s just spilling over

[intpmemestuff]

Lol it me

[binghsien]

How to have a conversation about a topic you’re not interested in or don’t know anything about:

Listen to what the other person has to say about the topic.

Ask a question about what they said. Asking them to clarify or explain something you don’t understand is great, but any question will do. All else fails, ask them to explain what they like about some part of the topic.

Listen to their responses and go back to step 2.

Do this until 5-15 minutes has passed, then change the subject to a topic of your interest, unless you are actually interested in learning more on this subject, in which case, go on for as long as you like.

Sometimes, they will say something like “I’m sorry to blather on about [topic].” This is an attempt at a conversational dismount. You can either say “no, it was fascinating, thanks” and then bring up your own topic, or you can say “no, it’s fascinating, please keep going” if you want to keep hearing about their topic. Note the tense difference (past -> moving on, present -> keep going).

I just thought I’d write a script for this, because someone who can’t / won’t do this came up in a Captain Awkward column, and listening about topics you have no interest in is a really useful skill to have and not often explicitly taught, particularly to boys and men.

[intpmemestuff]

I needed this so maybe y’all do too

[stemfandomtrash]

MBTI Homework Alignment

[stemfandomtrash]

MBTI Alignment: “This Is So Sad”

[mybrainatredline]

My Family’s MBTI Types

Mom: ESTJ

Dad: ENFJ

Sister: INFJ

Me: INTP

[intpmemestuff]

Mom: INFP

Dad: ESFJ

Sister : INFP

Me: INTP

[avatarexpert]

PSA for Star Wars fans:

PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD ON THIS!!!!

[transloveletter]

Someone's trying to follow me and my mom home, Jesus Christ this is terrifying

[transloveletter]

Ok, just pulled into a fire station.

Word of advice, if someone tries to flag you down on a highway, pointing to the back of your car, there isn’t anything wrong. They want to kill you. Never stop for them.

[transloveletter]

They may try to pin you in a lane on the highway. They won’t let you get ahead of them, they will try to prevent you from getting behind them. Fuck traffic laws. Gun it, throw on your brakes, honk your horn and do not stop. get away from them at all costs. Don’t go home, go to the police or go to a fire station. Explain what happened and have them look over ur car.

[transloveletter]

Reblog this around. Seems like common sense, but also not something that can happen to everyone.

I was on the I-5 in Washington State. The van was white, with blacked out windows. There was graffiti or something on the right side of the van, but I was too scared to read it.

Everyone please be safe, if you are in the Puyallup or Tacoma area, please be even more careful.

[fieldbears]

If you need to pull over, if possible, take the nearest exit and park somewhere well lit with people around. Gas stations, other 24/7 locations.

If a cop’s got their lights on and are trying to pull you over, put your hazards on, pull to the right lane, and slowly drive somewhere public. You can use your cell to call 911, confirm it’s really a cop behind you, reassure the operator you’re just pulling over somewhere safe because you don’t trust the shoulder of the highway etc.

[sleepynegress]

This happened to my mom in DC in the 70's. A strange man was watching her pump gas at the station and she noticed him driving behind her afterwards. She experimented to be sure he was following her. She made a random right and then left turn and he kept up. So, when she got to her homestreet she kept driving and desperately looked for a gas station where she was friendly with the guys there. A group a black guys she knew in passing worked there. Well, once she got there, she said she hopped out of the care in a panic and told them what was happening... So at least three of them went out front and yelled "HEY, MAN!" and the guy sped off. But it's not over yet. They told my mom to hang out for awhile because the man could still be lurking. Since one of them would be getting off soon and would follow to make sure (the knew his make and model and the plates). Sure enough... The man WAS waiting a little ways down the road at a grocery store to start following again... Dude honked a cut a fuss and again he sped off. My mom went to the police station afterwards (the gas station dud vouched for her and gave a description of the guy). So BOTH cars followed my mom home and the station sent a care out to watch her apartment that night. My mom never saw that guy that was following her again, but she is certain he was determined to do her harm at her apartment.

[hotpocket-fucker]

Guys, if a car follows you:

DO NOT GO HOME!

GO TO THE NEAREST POLICE STATION/FIRE STATION!

[cinnaluna]

This has been happening a lot more recently in the Seattle/Tacoma area

[demon-xuan]

If you can't get to one of these, get your ass to a liquor store. Thanks to robbery and drunk folks, people who work at liquor stores know exactly how to put the place on lockdown and the cops will get there damn fast if they're called.

[lessonsfromnomad]

ENTP+INFP=ENFP

This just came to my mind, and I don't think the same applies for other types.

[intpmemestuff]

You’re right tho

[eyesex-is-a-wonderful-thing]

Oh hey I made a chart

[intpmemestuff]

nerdy vampire is such a mood

[jai-makes-music]

[yugirimistwalker]

this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020

[superwholocks-assbutts]

[entps-mbti-cave]

INTPs be like

INTP: According to my theory, cats can be classified in different personality types. Considering the proven fact, that they can be categorized in introverted and extroverted cats, there’s a probability, that the mbti theory might apply to them as well as to most house pets. Furthermore…

- 5 minutes after that -

INTP: Pfft… CATegorized xD

[entps-mbti-cave]

mbti as dogs

xstp: *trying to take the pic and telling everyone to stfu*

xnfp: *laughing from behind the camera*

[intpmemestuff]

xntp is accurate for me, what about y’all

[ka039]

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

[something-spectacular]

I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.

PLEASE reblog this.

[intpmemestuff]

So I’m pretty sure this is really old but some people were saying it’s back so I’m just letting y’all know so you can keep an eye out