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Tim, 22, he/him. There isn’t much here for now

[intrepid-artcana]

I’ll edit this post later to provide good info. But for now.

Hi, I’m Tim. I’m 22 years old, I’m an artist located in Poland. This is a side blog for my art.

Here are tags I’ll use

#intrepid art — my artworks

#intrepid sound — my soundscapes and sound design related things.

#intrepid rants — my text posts and rants.

#intrepid stabs — my embroidery

#intrepid answers — answers to asks

#intrepid writes — my writing.

Commission info:

My commissions are open. I will make a detailed post with prices at some point in the future. If you are curious about commissions, DM me.

[inthefallofasparrow]

Hot Shit | Tom Cardy

[huffy-1337]

RED FLAGS GUY?????

[big-robot-fan]

If you didn't know, Tom Cardy makes a bunch of silly songs like Red Flags and the song in the original post. Some of my favorites include

Level Clear: a song about Mario having an existential crisis.

Smokin Joe: a ballad about a cowboy that uses middle fingers instead of guns.

Jurassic Park 12: A catchy summary of all the Jurassic Park movies, even the ones that haven't been made yet.

And Hey, I don't work here, A song about pasta, drowning children, and alien invasions.

[textualviolence]

Had Padmé been 20-30 years older than anakin instead of 2-3 it wouldve fixed a significant portion of the franchise, including padmé's own chracterization

[textualviolence]

he whole "'woah we're doing something we shouldn't this is going to ruin both of our lives" doesn't ring true in the original movies cause they're just two beautiful young people doing what they're supposed to do in a story. the cliché kills the dramatic tension. give me a 45 year old woman ruining her career life and reputation because a dumbass 19year old monk is pathetically throwing himself at her feet THAT'll give the audience something to be anxious about. It's not something people expect to happen.

[textualviolence]

Would also explain why all the authority figures are like "Sure, lets put this notoriously disobedient and hotheaded beautiful youth as the sole escort of an equally beautiful young woman who's had the entire world on her shoulders from childhood. no prophecy twins will result from this". i could see obiwan allowing it because he can't deny anakin anything, but what about the rest of the jedi council??? What about padmé's own people? The choice of anakin as bodyguard looks like bad optics even if nothing actually happens. What about her reputation??? It would've been satisfying if they'd actually leaned into it instead of vague hints. Like padmé says its improper but nothing in the surrounding world actually makes it seem that way. The prequels at least didn't do a good job establishing the jedi as sexless and chaste. They just seem like cool hot guys with swords of COURSE they fuck.

[textualviolence]

but if she's 45, even if she's beautiful, a lifetime of dutiful service to the republic would make most people go "ah she would never sleep with a teenage monk, doesn't matter if he asks". Plus the general social standards of star wars being actually identical to those of our own society they'll probably be like "well what would a 19year old even want with a middle aged woman?" the thought wouldn't even occur. She'd be desexualized by virtue of her age so of course give her a hot young bodyguard no one (including the audience) is gonna see potential for impropriety

[textualviolence]

AND NOW WE COME TO ROTS. Its not impossible for a 45 year old woman ti get pregnant (average menopause is 50 i assume also in space until proven otherwise) but it is rarer, and it would make sense of anidala not to have been expecting it. It would also underline, again, that this pregnancy is a genuine threat to their lives and careers, because two young people in love secretly married having a baby is literally fine. its normal. the audience will forgive and even applaud even if the wider society in the movie doesn't. but a 45 year old senator with a secret baby?? that she's KEEPING?? like already in the original she shouldn't have kept the baby but the movie is christian and the audience too the vibe is "noo pregnancy is beautiful its luke and leia awww". We should be SCARED about the pregnancy.

[textualviolence]

And then, anakin having nightmares about padmé dying in childbirth are no longer obvious prophecies. like young padmé is healthy and rich, she'll have the best medical care theres no reason to think her pregnancy will have complications. It's actually kind of stupid and dismissive for people to say anakin's nightmares are nothing to worry about, especially considering he's had them before! but if padmé is pregnant at 45 the risk of complications is very high even with good medical care, and it would make sense for anakin to just have regular nightmares about it. The pregnancy is not a good thing! its a big risk they're taking in a lot of ways!

[textualviolence]

It also complicates the "unavoidable fate" thing they did in rots. Like in the original had anakin not tried to do everything to prevent padmé dying in childbirth she actually wouldve been fine. She died of grief while fully healthy which i think everyone can agree was fucking stupid. But if anakin's descent into the dark side, 100% ensured padmé dying (strangling a 45 year old woman who's already endured a huge amount of stress and throwing her to the ground? narratively speaking, either she's not making it or the baby isn't), i think it would be good if we weren't told with absolute certainty "had anakin stayed a jedi she wouldn't have died". It would be more compelling if we didn't know for sure!!

[textualviolence]

Plus it would make anakin's freakout so much easier to empathize with. Like sure its scary to think of your loved ones dying but the whole movie she's presented as obviously not at risk. Anakin worries but we don't. We should worry! Are we so much better than him? Wouldn't we also be desperate in his position? Or alternatively we refuse to sympathize with his decision to fall in love with a middle aged woman which is uncomfortable and leads us into much more complicated moral questioning than "become evil or stay good?". It would add drama either way!

[textualviolence]

And it would make both padmé and anakin so much more 3 dimensional as characters. Now they're making strange, emotionally driven and unexpected decisions instead of following the script for romantic lead 1 and 2. Padmé has actual depth and complications! She makes decisions we can't necessarily appove of, keeping the baby becomes a genuine decision with genuine cost instead of "duh, what else is she gonna do?" Her falling in love with anakin actually adds depth to her character and tells us something about who she is instead of turning her into a cliché. Replaying the trilogy in my head with older padmé instead of young padmé she immediately feels like a character with agency instead of a cardboard cutout of the ideal dead wife.

[textualviolence]

Even in the delicious wonderful scenario where obiwan and padmé have an affair after anakin joins the dark side, if padmé is young it doesn't feel like a decision she's making so much as the circumstances acting upon her, it feels like obiwan is betraying anakin but it doesn't feel like she's actually betraying anything? she just doesn't have enough agency for that to be the case. Giving in to emotion is what a romantic heroine is supposed to do. But older padmé sleeping with obiwan after losing her extremely young husband to the dark side while at most 5 days away from giving birth is like...an actual decision. A complicated woman making unsympathetic choices, giving in to emotion when what's expected of her is dignity. For the THIRD time, she acts out of feeling instead of reason and seals her fate. Its kind of a misogynistic character arc but i don't care id watch the shit out of it. And she HAS a character arc now, instead of nothing.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[the-broken-spear]

no little german boy

don't try to steal people's financial information by pretending to sell weed on the funny dragon png website

[marlowe-art]

bad posts (& app crashes) serve a vital yet underappreciated role in the internet-life balance

[technoturian]

One of the best parts of the Mass Effect fandom is when an 800 lb. alien experiment came out of the tank that raised him to be the ultimate killing machine and held us up by our throat before speaking his first words in the digitally-deepened voice of Steve Blum - a middle-aged man who, respectfully, sounds like he gargles cigarettes - we all looked at that and collectively said:

“MY SON. MY BABY BOY. It’s hard being a parent but it’s a role I accept DO YOU NEED JUICE BOXES MY LARGE CHILD???”

[planetarypuppy]

Dionysos // #84918584

[keepinventory]

sees art with thick smooth line art: ah yes i want my art to look like that

sees art with sketchy thin line art: ah yes i want my art to look like that

sees lineless art: ah yes i want my art to

[keepinventory]

…… this isn’t my post. i didnt makethis post. why does it say i made this post

[faunlord]

not to be boring and solve the fun mystery but it says that bc it’s a “chat” post, not a text post. which used to not include the OP’s username, so tumblr assigned you op I Guess (source: i made this post in 2014)

[keepinventory]

thank you for giving me custody of this post 🙏 i just picked it up from elementary school and tomorrow it has soccer practice

[orbitiero-deactivated20210314]

me to a cishet: hey look up the fire snail!!!!!!!

them: that’s weird :|

me to an lgbtq+ person: hey look up the fire snail!!!!!!!!

them: :O!!!!!!! fire snail!!!!!!!!!!

[orbitiero-deactivated20210314]

fire snail.

[polyam-bug-wannabe-deactivated2]

:00000 fire snail

[greenbergsays]

The fact that this isn’t called a lava snail is some grade-A bullshit

[ruffboi-mags]

MAGMA SNAIL

[oceansreducedtoshallowcreeks]

MAGMA SNAIL

[impuric]

MAGMA SNAIL

[spacelazarwolf]

i’m losin my mind.

THIS MAN IS A STATE REPRESENTATIVE AND DOESNT KNOW THAT SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS MENTIONED IN THE FUCKING BILL OF RIGHTS!!!!!!!!! THESE ARE THE PPL WRITING AND VOTING ON OUR LAWS!!!!!!!!!!!

[howlerbat]

[valtsv]

some observations on color coding eyewear in ficton and their meanings

[fionn-o-nassus]

[nuclear-mech-wizard-deactivated]

“OH, THOSE AREN’T MY [Should’ve gone to Specsavers!] I JUST HAVE [symptoms of jaundice] AND [Conjunctivitis]”

[catgirl-techsupport]

Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed

[snumelhp]

[calliovera]

[demilypyro]

I dunno I mean I knew a lot of Americans were against it but I assumed they were all elitist right wing weirdos.

What's the mainstream left wing position then if it's not socialism?

[demilypyro]

Oh

Oh no

[grandalchemistpt]

Your first warning sign should have been when they called the Bismark Model of healthcare, literally named after the nationalist monarchist and noble statesman who invented it, far left.

[the-library-alcove]

[thesuburbanerd]

I don’t know how to explain to people that, in any other country, Biden would be a conservative and somehow most Americans have been convinced he’s a commie.