chronically online and sleepy with back pain

what do I do

[intriguedtrash]

Why do Europeans think bread in the U.S. tastes like cake? How sad are y'all's cakes?

[guerrillatech]

[afronerdism]

Eugenics

[bearicorn]

I just felt these tags were too important not to add @blacksasuke

[augustdementhe]

The particular segment of medical racism that says ‘Black people are built tougher’ is a great example of why ‘positive’ stereotypes don’t exist. 

[kermitlesbian]

i want to donate to a verified palestinian org or fundraiser, but im concerned that many of the solicitations in my inbox and dms are bots— what do you guys recommend

[intriguedtrash]

@thebasicguide | Linktree

Linktree. Make your link do more.

I don't usually post on tumblr anymore, but here y'all need this. READ EVERYTHING.

[stars-bean]

Definitely, Maybe (2008) dir. Adam Brooks

[intriguedtrash]

Fuckboy . . .

[huffpost]

[i-am-america-deactivated2016121]

*slow clap it the fuck out*  

[4gifs]

[setscarylazerstomaximumcaptain-]

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around

I’m weeping

[yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva]

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

[lightsareout]

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?

[witchsyren]

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

[thedoctor-and-his-trolls]

WHY IS IT BACK

[organicorc]

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious

[theapatheticstag]

Don’t bring this meme back

[ichiwashername-o]

BRING THIS MEME BACK.

[damn-shawty]

Do the Harlem Shake 

[demigoddities-deactivated201811]

oh my god

[gasterrific]

ah fuck

[littlelassgt-blog]

Do The Harlem SHAKE

[ironwoman359]

Oh…look on, children, and weep as you are faced with memes from when I was your age…

[randomslasher]

fossil meme

[mimiri22-6]

Revive the Harlem Shake

[raise-the-dead-vinx]

21st of January 2020.

It’s back

[erhsdfhdff]

February fucking 15th 2020

[latestageyouth]

REVIVE.

THE.

HARLEM.

SHAKE.

[strixton]

ok, so at all my school dances, you cannot avoid the Harlem shake if you are in the dance room. If you are in there when it happens (and it does at every dance) you will be forced to dance due to peer pressure. 

[worthyironman]

i think the best thing about gen z is their dedication to self care and by this i mean when john mulaney performed at a college and he took a sip of water the crowd would start applauding and someone yelled at him “hydrate before you die-drate” therefor confusing an already confused man even more

[intriguedtrash]

That was my amigo bruh. We were all sitting the almost the back corner and this manz really BELLOWED that shit.

[intriguedtrash]

[intriguedtrash]

Don't treat people like a 14 day free trial with a money back guarantee.

[bewbin]

nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

schroedinger’s gunchucks

[worldeaterouroboros]

Why does schroedinger have so many things

[kairibloodheart]

Schrodinger’s hording problem

[badjokesbyjeff]

A six year old boy goes to work with his father on a bring your kid to work day.

After about 30 minutes of arriving the kid starts crying loudly, the whole office gathers around.

The father asks his kid “what’s the matter son?”

The kid replies “where are all the clowns that you say you work with?”

[stimman3000]

.

[phyrexia]

Soup

[laszlos-deactivated20250927]

Hot hot soup

[catwithbenefits]

fuck if it’s this easy why do they close the goddamn road for like five months shit

[oppa-homeless-style]

all outta soub :(

[czechs-and-holdings-deactivated]

I work for the road crew in the summer. Crack sealing (the process you see above) is fairly quick and simple. (Though holding a hose that pumps literal tons of 350F tar into the road in the middle of the summer is NOT easy)

I think what a lot of people underestimate is just how much road there is in your city. And just how many directions the crew gets pulled.

For our city of around 50k people there are 8 of us.

Also, crack sealing is a wholly temporary measure, meant to slow the break-up of the roads, it’s not a permanent fix.

Roads tend to get closed for months on end because we have to tear the whole thing up, then, depending on the class of road, we either have to hammer-drill into concrete to lay rebar and the pour concrete, or we can get straight to paving. If it’s a road requiring concrete we’re required to wait at least 24 hours for it to set.

So after 2 days we’re finally able to pave. But the city allocates one (two if we’re lucky) 5 ton truck to transport material.

A relatively short paving job requires at a minimum of 60 tons. So that’s 12 trips to the asphalt factory and back. Each ton is around $80.

TL;DR

There’s a lot of road, not many of us, and soup is expensive.

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

Leave the soup men alone.

[princessofbadassery]

Leave the soup men alone, and go vote for people who will pay for more soup and more soup people

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

SEND THEM MORE SOUP

[intriguedtrash]

[intriguedtrash]

[trendyfinds]

Original hand crank Music Box, just turn the handle and it will play this well-known tune by Queen. Try on wood or glass or different surfaces for a new sound. This music box makes a great gift for any music lover.  Check them out HERE

[zoromance]

so has anybody’s dad ever actually apologized to them, or is that just an urban legend

[intriguedtrash]

My dad has. My mom has never.