imperfect in my fear

Autistic physicist. None gender with left person. No minors, please.

[aaaaaaatournament]

round one

Shuos Mikodez

Spongebob Squarepants

Frankia

Todd Chavez

Olive Smith

Voting ended onJun 7

Todd Chavez

From Bojack Horseman

Canonically asexual

Confirmed asexual at the end of season 3, saying in response to whether he's straight or gay that he's "nothing". He explicitly describes himself as "an asexual person" next season. - @silver-stargazing

Spongebob Squarepants

From Spongebob Squarepants

Canonically asexual

Creator of the show Stephen Hillenburg had this to say in a Wall Street Journal interview (source date: October 8, 2002): "I always think of them as being somewhat asexual."

Frankie

From Castoff

Canonically asexual

Shuos Mikodez

From the Machineries of Empire series by Yoon Ha Lee

Canonically asexual

Olive Smith

From The Love Hypothesis by Ali Hazelwood

Canonically demisexual / acespec

[a-green-onion]

#sorry mikodez losing to spongebob has me on the floor#you know asexual rep: shuos mikodez and spongebob#he would put this cartoon on in the background of a meeting where he was going to assassinate an entire division just to irritate everyone

@imakemywings you're right and I hate it

[parakavka]

I had a dream that I went to a video rental store (???) and they had a gundam manga where everything was the same except the entire cast was cambrian creatures (?????)

[itscolossal]

Natural Dyes Merge with Mixed Media in Annalise Neil’s Dreamy Cyanotypes

[waltzingbi]

cruel and unusual that in order to do something you have to begin

[waltzingbi]

was anyone going to tell me that after beginning you then have to continue as well

[tenderspaces]

drew a mbtv-ish version of one of my fav mental images from Fugitive Telemetry:

Ratthi and Gurathin halted behind me in confusion. I had trained them too well to step past me in a situation like this, walking into a strange place, but Ratthi peered around my side and Gurathin stood on his tiptoes to see over my shoulder.

[tenderspaces]

re: training: made myself laugh with my own tag: also i keep thinking of that 'go my scallops' meme but in reverse. stop, my scallops (human + augmented human)

so i illustrated a chibi version of it:

[becherdireinen]

what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.

[boybeetles]

Sie transvestigaten meinen ikea hotdog…

[massachusetts-official]

Hi I'm calling from Cambridge, MA to report that although the temperature is 90F the gayness level is far higher

My theory is all the gay is heating up the world. We're all too hot

[kropotkindersurprise]

you know how it is

[kropotkindersurprise]

it's chew on her fin chewsday

[anceh-atsiome]

Hi my name is Hornet Red'maiden Protector Sentinel Shaw and I have a long deep red cloak (that's how I got my name) with flexile spines and Fayforn down that reaches my mid-legs and inky black eyes like Void tendrils and a lot of people tell me I look like the Hollow Knight (AN: if u don't know who it is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Grimm but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a pale being so my mask is horned and white. I have a black shell. I'm also a Weaver, and I went to a megastructure called the Citadel in Pharloom where I'm wanted for my Silk (I'm extremely old). I'm a princess (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly red. I love Architect Crest and I use all my tools with it. For example today I was wearing a red scuttlebrace with matching clawmirrors around it and a grey metal barbed bracelet, blue magnetite dice and grey silkspeed anklets. I was using a greyish fractured mask, red cogflies, golden throwing rings and purple voltvessels. I was walking outside the Citadel. It was underground so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of pilgrims stared at me. I put up my middle claw at them.

[asthedeathoflight]

Ive seen a few Murderhelion fics that have ART like. Calmly and seriously telling Murderbot that it loves it and listen. I understand the impulse to force Murderbot (emotion-phobic) to deal with someone who is literally trained in therapy speak having a frank and honest conversation about their feelings. But also. ART's emotional speech pattern is actually trying to have complete plausible deniability about ever having experienced any feeling ever in its life, until it gets in an emotionally loaded conversation and seemingly stops thinking about what it's saying (murderbot is not the only one who needs that speech delay) and therefore saying something absolutely insane.

Which is, like, for the record, actually funnier and way worse for Murderbot to deal with. ART isn't going to be the adult sitting Murderbot down to say I love you it's going to say it on accident in the middle of a giant fight and then block MB on the feed.

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[xekstrin]

Boyfriend: wait but I thought you could change from alpha to omega? Like you get hit with a pheromone and bam become that and you fuck, but the rest of the time you’re androgynous

Me: … I think you have confused omegaverse with the seminal piece of science fiction literature The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K Le Guin

[xekstrin]

Nationalism is a societal evil

[l-art-stuff-l]

[ image ID: tags that read “wait what is left hand of darkness about” /end ID ]

[brightmoontrigon]

i bet it feels good as fuck to slowly push open a set of oppressively huge and heavy double doors like a soulsborne protagonist

[flamingbluepanda]

Taskmaster is legitimately the best show ever like. Five comedians compete for zero money and minimal prestige, which means they're all there to have fun and cause chaos and you can tell that theyre all enjoying it. The two hosts have a weird psychosocial bdsm dynamic and they make it everyone's problem and they both actively consent to it and enjoy it. They have fancy chairs and a house on a golf course that get destroyed regularly. Everyone embarrasses themselves and has a great time doing it. The host whos the "sub" and regularly gets verbally and at times physically abused by every single person on the show organizes everything including a large portion of the abuse. They put every single episode for free on youtube along with lots of bonus content so that every single person can watch it. They have a ton of memes and references and Easter eggs hidden all around but it doesnt limit your enjoyment if you miss something. You find yourself rooting for a special little guy but its equally fun when your special little guy looses. You can pop it on in the background and tune in when you see something funny and laugh but it also makes great background noise. They even have a cow.

[theradioghost]

fucking love when the character's body doesn't belong to them. you stole this body. or you were put in it without a choice. either way you can't give it back. maybe they're gone now. maybe you've got something left to do. maybe you don't know how. maybe you don't want to. maybe you're just afraid to die. and sometimes your physicality sickens you. and sometimes this body feels so entirely your own. and sometimes your loved ones look at you and you know they've just remembered that this is someone else's face. that you are a parasite. and you wonder whether you'd really give it back. whether these people would want you to. whether you'd have the strength to face your body's loved ones and justify yourself.

[theradioghost]

also good when the character in question just doesn't give a fuck, to be clear. or when they do, but their loved ones don't. or any other combination

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Police officer: Are you aware how fast you were going? Me, trying not to reveal that I'm a philosophical zombie: Yes, it's one of many things I'm aware of

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Police officer: Do you know you have a taillight out? Me: You'll never be able to prove I don't