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fandoms, anime, and Gay shit

[totallynotgayforyou]

[huffylemon]

[helloitsbees]

[doolallymagpie]

it’s time

[dailycatsblog]

[generaljenobi-deactivated202411]

[crimewave420]

[staplecrop]

Posts that would be made by US Vice President JD Vance

[asthedeathoflight]

Resisting the urge to Um Actually this dragon novel because it has the dragon eggs be like three or four feet wide but there is simply a limit to how large hard-shelled terrestrial eggs can be. No matter how large the animal is, the embryo needs oxygen, and oxygen needs surface area. The larger an object is, the lower its surface area relative to volume, and the less oxygen the embryo can receive. We think of large animals as having porportionately large young because mammalian pregnancy has the unique benefit of allowing for the size of the young to scale with the adult because their oxygen is provided directly through the placenta, and almost all the megafauna remaining on Earth are mammals. But this is not the case for species which lay eggs! For fuck's sake even the sauropods hatched out of eggs barely larger than basketballs! Your hatchling dragon would be impressively enormous if it were the size of a house cat. Stop trying to make me believe that this (ROUND!) dragon egg somehow supplied enough oxygen to develop an infant the size of a large dog or even bigger. If it were possible the dinosaurs woulda been doing it!!!!

[achillbeing]

I love you /lh. Experts going off on their particular fascinating cool topics and adding unexpected context to things we take for granted is like my favorite thing this was delightful. Talk to me more about eggs and geometry and biology all you want :D

[achillbeing]

Amazing concept

[what-even-is-thiss]

So many people who wanna argue with me about King Arthur clearly haven’t read the actual medieval texts. I know this because if they actually read the source material they’d know that when it comes to King Arthur, everything is made up and the points don’t matter.

[what-even-is-thiss]

“King Arthur couldn’t have fought the Roman Empire”

Try telling that to Geoffrey of Monmouth.

[what-even-is-thiss]

“You can’t just add in new characters”

Try telling that to Chrétien de Troyes. Aka the guy who invented Lancelot.

“Arthurian canon isn’t French”

Clearly you don’t own an air fryer. Also clearly you haven’t read literally anything written after the Norman invasion.

“Arthur needs to be a knight in shining armor”

If he lived at all he lived almost a thousand years before widespread adaption of plate armor.

“He can’t be in plate armor because that’s anachronistic”

Try telling that to Thomas Mallory.

“The fairy stuff is leftover from Celtic myth/Celtic gods)

A lot of that stuff including the lady of the lake wasn’t added until the 12th century actually. Centuries after England was christianized. It was also mostly added by the French poets.

[what-even-is-thiss]

God, I sure hope so.

[charlesoberonn]

It can be counted as arthurian legend now if you're not a coward.

[blignick]

[unalivejournal]

10% of you are voting with hate in your hearts. I am not even attracted to him this is not a projection thing but of fucking course he eats box. First of all he's a bi guy who listens to bad bunny and rihanna. Second of all svetlana can get anyone she wants do you really think she'd let ilya repeatedly hit if he refused to go down on her. Third of all he's a service top and the first time he's blowing shane and shane politely tries to pull away so he doesn't cum in his mouth ilya vacuum seals his lips around his dick and wraps himself around shane's body like a python constricting it's prey. you think ilya tornado blowjob rozanov wouldn't give a woman head. He's got carpet burn

[viejospellejos]

Típico de belgas malinois

[veliseraptor]

#what if we gave a german shepherd meth? (via @madtomedgar)

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

life and death and love and birth and peace and love on the planet earth

[for-the-sake-of-fuck]

[toolusingmammalgirl]

The best part of this is that "virgin Molotov Cocktail" would itself be a great nickname for a jar of piss

[a-sentient-cup]

[danteyakumo]

[howlingday]

Funny this is mentioned...

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

TT post by @ lenaolson14 (she/her).

[jackkdaniels]

stupid thing about me is I don’t cut corners but I also have no work ethic. if I do something it WILL be done right. no telling whether I’ll actually fucking do it tho

[electricpentacle]

Ah, the fatal combination of having pride in my work but fuckall executive functioning.

[p3terpaan]

just got the single funniest autocorrect from my mum a few minutes ago.

[workersolidarity]

[kayuripax]

Stole this from twitter. Gotta love horses remembering their old jobs (in this case, racing)! They're playing the call to the gate tune!

[cedar-blogs-stuff]