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She/her | 26 | Recently I got a lil too into hockey so sorry in advance. Very inconsistent posting

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[girlballs-archive]

happy non-binary penis saturday

[girlballs-archive]

you fucking know what day it is

[girlballs-archive]

[king-monky]

thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji

[lilium-orientalis-deactivated20]

It can happen to the

of us

[spiribia]

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

[icarusdiesatdawn]

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

[correctopinionhaver]

[boethiah]

this is how skyrim dungeons are designed

[amirrorcalledthemoon]

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[fangs-4-fags]

grinding our bulges together but mine has a higher rating on the mohs hardness scale so when we pull back yours has been ground to nothing

[bucketofcrows]

come on man i was using that

[fangs-4-fags]

sorryyyyyy

[inthesensethat]

[sonic06apologist]

Feels like they’re putting less meat in the hot pockets these days

[lyssatbqh]

only one way to fix this

[sonic06apologist]

By seizing the means of production so the rich can stop producing smaller amounts for higher prices?

[lyssatbqh]

why didn't you say this before i buirnd my bits

[draconym]

is it ever okay to eat meat for medical reasons?

Only if you get permission from a blogger on the Internet first

[super-metroid]

more people remember zendaya is meechee than the actual name of the film she was in

[super-metroid]

how quick we are to forget that Common is Stonekeeper

[aroacedavestrider]

gina rodriguez is kolka btw. if you even care

[assiraphales]

I think every film critic review needs a footnote called the “fun-o-meter” where they ignore everything they said in the previous paragraphs and have to answer objectively. put it on a scale. good good to bad good to bad good to bad bad. for example. did venom get a 30% on rotten tomatoes? yes. but watching sweaty tom hardy sit in a fish tank and eat a live lobster was VERY fun. some movies aren’t meant to win awards. they’re just meant to be a hoot n a holler

[assiraphales]

this is the energy we need critics to start bringing back to the table

[colubrina]

[nevereverbird]

[knifedog]

Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

[knifedog]

dasfsffadfjdag I meant girl but gork works better

[toasthaste]

I didn't even question it I was nodding along like I'm literally right there with you gork

[chantilly8-deactivated20241126]

Your 20s are not about anything and your 30s are not about anything and your 40s... also not about anything

[dashaibo]

Your 70s, though? Werther's Original.

[girlcum-sommelier]

not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔

[syn4k]

[hearty-an0n]

this is a curse. this is gretzky is placing a curse him