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I canāt stop and I donāt want to.
A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.
I hope this photographer won a prize
Every single odd number has an āeā in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 arenāt spelled with the letter e in it ā¦
father godĀ
ā¦if you can split a number in half evenly, itās even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-ā
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercyā¦.
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter āEā.
š£YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurtsā¦
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if itās EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said āevery single ODD number has an āeā in itā not āevery single number with an āeā is oddā what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and weāre still here
happy New yearās eve
Iām going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesnāt have an e. Just sayingā¦
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? iām fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last oneš
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just canāt.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT IāM SCREAMING
Wait what about zero thatās an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEYāRE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
Iām gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isnāt a number
It canāt be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
OD numbers huh?
Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out yāall
YOU FORGOT 5
DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR
What about it?????
THAT DOESNāT HAVE E IN IT
THATāS BECAUSE ITāS EVEN?????
A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y
21 days away from 2020, folks.
Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. š
This is art at its finest
where did you all go to school?
absolute train
They are my icons
A watch belonging to Akito Kawagoe which stopped at 8:15, the exact time of the Hiroshima bombing in 1945
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Immortals are getting bolder
SEASON 3!!!!!!!!! have some 60's wives
I know y'all did not read the books but Roald Dahl talks about this in the book. Charlieās teacher points out the fact that unless you buy a shit ton of bars youāre probably not gonna win. Just like the lottery. Just like how all of the other winners of the tickets bought a shit ton of bars. Except Charlie, who just got lucky. And Charlie was originally black. Literally the whole point of the book was that wonka wanted to give the less fortunate a fair opportunity and it wasnāt fair because the system isnāt fair.
Stop the car.
Charlie was originally black?!?!
!?!!
He was and Mr. Dahl was forced to make him white. Also his widow has spoken and confirmed that as well.
because you shouldnāt believe everything you read on a tumblr post at face value, here is a guardian article confirming that charlie was originally conceived as black but dahl made him white at the behest of his publisher
WHAT
But yeah, coming back to the original point, the other kids, especially Augustus Gloop and Veruca Salt, cheated the system by claiming a ridiculous amount of chocolate bars. News reports mention people hoarding Wonka chocolate bars in hopes of finding the Golden Ticket. Mr Salt even admits that he refitted his staff at a nut-shelling factory for opening chocolate bars, without a doubt losing a huge amount of capital in lost profits and mass bulk-buying of chocolate, just to win. The working-class lady who actually found that ticket didnāt benefit from that luck or labour - she was immediately made to hand it over to her boss for his spoiled daughter, who holds it asĀ āhisā victory and good luck.
Charlie didnāt even find the ticket in his first bar, or his second. His first bar, his birthday present, was a dud, and he even failed to enjoy it like normal because he dared to hope, just for a moment, that he might actually be lucky enough to get the one. Later, he is lucky enough to find a dropped 50p piece in the street, and goes to buy a chocolate bar for himself. Finally holding a treat that is all his, he wolfs the thing down, stopping only long enough to realises that he didnāt get lucky and win a Golden Ticket. Itās only on the third bar that he gets it, and, smelling blood in the water, the shopkeeper tells him to immediately go home and not tell a soul that he has it, knowing what people might do to this small starving boy if they find out what he has.
And Wonka knows! He knows he done goofed! He realises almost immediately that the people who have been attracted to his lottery, who have stacked the decks in their favour, are awful, cruel, entitled people! Augustus Gloop, the glutton, doesnāt care what placed in front of him so long as itās food - and the first obstacle? A room where everything is a kind of sweet. Violetās gum-chewing is excessive, but the modern film adapts this into a more realistic and sinister flaw - overcompetitiveness. Itās not just that sheās been chewing the same piece of gum for months, itās that sheās been chewing the same piece of gum, weeks after its taste is gone, whether it is socially acceptable or not, just to break a record. So when Wonka promises a new treat, a personal favouriteĀ of one of the kids, but says itās not ready yet and you canāt have it, of courseĀ Violet seizes it, because damn the consequences, she willĀ be the first to try it. Veruca is shown a collection of unique animals, and immediately declares that she wants one, because sheās alwaysĀ had the bragging rights and luxury rare items. And when Mr Wonka refuses to sell? She steals it, because dang it, she willĀ have that golden goose/trained squirrel! Mike Teevee, in his hubris, mutilates himself almost beyond recognition because he had to challenge Mr Wonkaās outlandish claim of transmitting physical objects via television. Charlie was the perfect heir, not because he was humble and poor, but because he had the wonder and appreciation for the treats Wonka made but also the sense and caution not to risk messing with the many dangerous things in an active factory. If the lottery was more fair, maybe Charlie would have had more stiff competition, but as it stands, Charlie is almost the poster boy ofĀ āwon by doing nothingā.
Sorry, got sidetracked
TLDR: Apart from Charlie, most of the other kids were entitled rich (white) kids who gamed a system that should have been fair, and were punished for it by revealing to them their greed and hubris
Well I got a lesson in history
Damn this was so good
ok!
Lisa Lane, US Womenās Chess Champion, playing at the Marshall Chess Club, NYC in 1960.
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Tbh some of u take romanticized writing way too literally and it is killing ur media literacy.
"Growled?! Like a dog?!?!" No like a human person making a low rumbling groan.
"Fanfiction writers overexagerate words too much." Do you not understand that fanfiction as a culture is deeply rooted in the romance genre? The entire basis of fanfiction was to romanticize Spirk.
Exagerated language is a huge part of romance as a genre. It's necessary to give the exagerated, romanticized feeling. It effectively serves as rose colored glasses. It helps build and maintain sexual tension. It's an incredibly useful tool in creating a visual image for the reader to follow.
Please stop looking at completely normal terminology and curling your lip in disgust. Just because its not the way you would tell that story doesn't mean the story is told wrong.
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āIt [The Lord of the Rings] is finished, if still partly unrevised, and is, I suppose, in a condition which a reader could read, if he did not wilt at the sight of itā¦now I look at it, the magnitude of the disaster is apparent to me. My work has escaped from my control, and I have produced a monster: an immensely long, complex, rather bitter, and very terrifying romance, quite unfit for children (if fit for anybody); and it is not really a sequel to The Hobbit, but to The Silmarillion.ā
ā J.R.R. Tolkien to Sir Stanley Unwin, 24 February 1950