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feeling Extremely Emotional about the first time yuna or david picks ilya up from the airport after he and shane are public so there's no need to hide that they know each other. like it's already enough when shane does it, but ilya has a modeling job or something the same weekend as shane and is getting back before him, and he gets a text from david asking what time he's landing, and he thinks it's just like. the classic hollander need to know details. so he tells him, and then david responds with something to the effect of "do you want me to bring you anything to eat with me?" and ilya is just ??? what?? so he straight up just sends a "?" in response and gets, "i know shane always hates eating on airplanes, and that's a long flight. do you want me to pick something up for you on the way so you don't have to wait?"

and ilya's like ?? i can just?? get an uber?? it's not a big deal?? and david's just "don't be silly."

and ilya's just?? i am not being silly??? i am maybe dreaming perhaps??? also i am maybe crying???

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Talking about the progression of relationship during the My Moon, My Man montage. We've left off at We didn't even kiss, to pick up at Have a great summer! - SO. Vegas sex it is, then. No more tender forehead kisses, just bang it out and leave. Everybody's on the same page.

break to the hottest smashcut in the history of the world:

Yep, seems right: no face-to-face, didn't even make it to the bedroom, shoving your face into the couch cushions: 10/10 No Feelings Here

Next, shower bj:

I mean...definitely implies that this is round two, or at least that they took the time to discuss something different. Ilya's fully drowning himself for that dick. But still, definitely within the established boundaries, 8/10 Plausible Deniability Going Strong

And then we have:

Who the actual fuck do you think you're kidding. 2/10, might as well go buy some canned tuna you dumbass

#hollanov #heated rivalry #they tried so hard to act as if it was casual #never been less casual

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Boston won because Svetlana said so

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But what if the Centaurs worked out Ilya Heart Eyes Rozanov had moved countries, joined a worse team and started a charity with Shane because he was in love with him, but didn't realise they were in an actual romantic relationship.

Think of the shenanigans as they tried to get them together. Ilya might think it was a little bit sweet but he would also be humiliated because he is down bad but it's mutual! The pity would have him punching walls.

Shane has no idea whats going on but its weird he keeps getting locked in rooms with Ilya whenever he visits. Are they being bullied? He begins carrying screwdrivers on him to get them out of all the places they find themselves locked in.