2018 is the year of listening to good music, eating healthier, becoming a better person, working on our insecurities and self esteem and fucking with the right people.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
cherry valley forever

#extradirty
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shark vs the universe

Janaina Medeiros
we're not kids anymore.
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titsay
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

oozey mess

if i look back, i am lost
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@itsworththefalll
2018 is the year of listening to good music, eating healthier, becoming a better person, working on our insecurities and self esteem and fucking with the right people.
#Natalie Portman channeling Padme Amidala #with that truth bomb
homph
this is what a hobbit would mug you with
not idly do the leaves of lorien cut a bitch
When you don’t pay Tom Nook back soon enough
I’m crying this is so good, quality content right here
@itsworththefalll @ilovejin-youlovejin-jinlovesjin
@whysocereus @ilovejin-youlovejin-jinlovesjin I LOVE BENNY, SUCH A GOOD CAT
I don’t know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you’ll do as I tell you, okay?
good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever
Better idea; become a miner and then marry a blacksmith so he can have the required materials for you to get free swords whenever.
Make a harem and marry a full production chain
Monopolygamy.
I mean, if your harem is full of blacksmiths would that make it a polyhammerous relationship?
You could make a whole polyarmory
Sometimes I’m just sitting here minding my own business and then I remember that Thor specifically entrusted Loki with placing Surtur’s crown on the fire to initiate Ragnarok and I tear up a little bit because that’s how you love and support your chaotic neutral sibling.
Thor: I know what’ll cheer you up. :) Loki: What’s that? Thor: You wanna trigger the apocalypse with me for the good of Asgard? Loki: !!!!!!!!
Is that not what happened?
Not every day has to “count.” Some days, your purpose is to make it to the next one. That counts too.
Damn I needed this today.
Me too, thank you.
Mom told me once, “Always do your best. And always remember that some days your best is going to be just showing up. And that’s okay.”
anyone else have a heart thats too soft….. a marshmallow heart…… tempur-pedic mattress heart…. a cotton candy heart…..
jonghyun is the moon
is really the only mindset i am taking with me in 2018.
Me: *sees Stan Lee trending #1*
leaked set photo from the last jedi
THANK YOU FOR DOING THE LORD’S WORK AND LEAKING THIS TO US.
day 1348 the birds still think I am one of them
#no you don’t understand#i went to skellig island years and years ago#long before it was ever in these movies#and the second i saw the island in the force awakens#i thought ‘what did they do to the puffins?’#because friends let me tell you#when i visited this island way back when#the entire fucking thing was covered tip to toe in puffins#nests of puffins in the rocks#puffins shitting from the sky#puffins swimming in the sea#it was a true island of the birds and not a damn person could hope to get a panorama without approximately 10000+ birds photobombing#how did disney edit out all the puffins#who was the puffin intern#important questions that need answers
I’m stealing @humming-fly ‘s tags because I’m not original
I’ll bet they took every puffin and covered it up with a porg.
no but that’s literally why porgs exist
Yep. It was easier to give the puffins costumes digital makeovers than photoshop them out.
https://www.gq.com/story/porgs-only-exist-because-star-wars-the-last-jedi-couldnt-get-rid-of-puffins
I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.
I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”
when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”
One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”
One time my dad went to the White Castle drive-thru and the lady (who was supposed to say ‘Welcome to White Castle, what’s your crave?’) asked, “Welcome to White Castle, what’s your problem?”
She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing.
Yesterday I went to Wendy’s and the girl said “Welcome to McDonalds” and then just sighed