🏳️‍🌈 Moon Emo 🏳️‍🌈

I don't think anyone actually reads these but if you do, hi, you look nice today. (22y/o)

[melonmemes]

Lacroix tastes like when your drink is still buffering

[thischick25]

Lacroix tastes like someone is sitting next to you thinking really hard about a piece of fruit

[veraxplus]

Cola addicts actually think like this, imagine having taste buds so fried and oversaturated you can’t enjoy La Croix, must be like the food eating equivalent of being a BDSM freak who can’t get off without five dudes and a car battery

[gaywig]

imagine having such a superity complex over drinking carbonated water that you compare soda to bdsm

[cheaphalloweencostume]

imagine enjoying a la croix

[obl-wan-kenobl-deactivated20201]

incorrect stony quotes

[dadcrone]

i want 2 kiss someone at pride

[dadcrone]

I googled ‘how to get laid at pride’ and it turned up like 5 ‘the straight mans guide to boinking women at pride’ kill me

[newtgeiszler]

i hope no straight man ever gets his penis touched during the entire month june

[dadcrone]

like to charge reblog to cast

[whitepeopletwitter]

[casadelanime]

me showing the doctor where to amputate my leg as i ready the tourniquet 

[nat-20s]

Listen disney owning fucking everything deeply deeply sucks and I hate it so much but getting to claim that all disney owned properties are set in the same universe is very fun

[nat-20s]

Starting a new theory that Troy Bolton is Luke Skywalker’s direct descendant

[stay-peculiar]

I mean…

[sixpenceee]

Poison dart frogs are known as the jewels of the rain forest and come in just about every color combination you can think of. Their sparkling colors, however, are not for beauty but serves as a warning. While most species are considered toxic but not deadly, they are distasteful to a predator and can even be fatal. The poison can cause serious swelling, nausea, and muscular paralysis. (Source)

[bellsprout-official]

In case anyone cares, the most dangerous one is the Golden Poison Dart Frog. The poison it produces disables nerves, and one mg can kill 10,000 mice.

[fleekfreak]

These frogs are so aesthetically pleasing.

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[hergraveyard]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

True crime podcast: Police say the suspect not only murdered his victims, but dismembered and ate their body parts piece by piece. I guess they had never heard of Blue Apron. Blue Apron provides dozens of delicious meals for

[idiottweets]

6th January 2018: “The moment I very nearly dug a verrrrrry big hole for myself…” -@ lazbotron

[patroclusdefencesquad]

this show was comedy gold and no one can tell me otherwise

[todesboten]

This show is responsible for making 10y/o me a history nerd

[tokumusume]

- I hear the Spanish are hunky. - Well, you hear wrong!

[ohmygodineedhelp]

Catholics can’t put on muscle mass because god hates them!

[whitepajamas]

[fortunatelylori]

Horrible Histories … one of the best programs I’ve ever seen! Unrelentingly funny and also incredibly informative!

[memecunian]

[a-distant-stranger-deactivated2]

(he did)

Admiral Horatio Nelson, died at The Battle of Trafalgar 1805. His last words were “Kiss me Hardy”, but many tried to later pass it off as “kismet” to avoid embarrassment.

[moth-doe]

If you were interested in any kind of polytheistic ancient mythology you’re gay now I don’t make the rules

[athe1qsworld]

Ok you caught me there, last year I wrote my entire school year pass essay about Egyptian mythology, and next year (we don’t have to write one this year) I want to do it about Norse mythology 😂😂

[idiots-assembled]

CELEBRATING 10 YEARS OF HORRIBLE HISTORIES The first episode of the series aired on 16th April 2009.

[outlawsassemblerh-deactivated20]

Gory stories we do that And your host, a talking rat The past is no longer a mystery Hope you enjoyed Horrible Histories

[had-just-ten-hours-training]

Workers: we wanna form unions

Elon Musk:

[spongebobafettywap]

Horrible Histories reference!