The Ink Thief

This is a little rp blog for my OC, Jacques Abel. Jacques is known throughout his home country (which may vary between thread settings) as the "ink thief" because he once stole a quill and two ink pots from the royal palace. Open to pretty much any ideas you may have, and there is more explanation on the character in the 'about' tab. Selective NSFW.

[lionfloss]

The Swimming Pool by Fernando Bittar

[doorstoplord]

Long ride back to Erid

[xener-aol]

[xener-aol]

[alice-of-scales-deactivated2026]

[mwg-drwg]

Please stop he is drowning…..

[pocket-deer-belly]

Gone forever

[cloverslime]

[cloverslime]

[stargirl-and-potts]

Still thinking about how Grace was always treated as disposable. Kicked out of his passion field for his honesty—underpaid as a (very good) teacher, to the point he can’t afford a car—left alone in a room full of argon with a sample that might kill him, while all the indispensable guys who put him there stood on the other side of the glass and watched. Shoved screaming into a mission that would kill him. And then, then this bonkers little alien who just met him gladly trades years off his life (via extended return mission) to save him. Runs burning through deadly air to keep him from dying. Chooses finally to weave their lives together forever and recreate Grace’s best dreams of Earth to make him happy. No wonder Grace told Rocky he doesn’t have to get him a gift, he’s given him everything. To one little spider guy, Grace is irreplaceable. That’s love.

[lutheban]

nasa employee: this guy hasn't interacted with humans in like 20/60 years should he really be giving interviews?

nasa employee 2: ehh just give him some media training and it should be fine

this is more of a silly one bc i just wanted to draw grace in a suit ^^

[zevrans]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 (𝟏𝟗𝟖𝟐, 𝐝𝐢𝐫. 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫) + 𝐈𝐌𝐃𝐛 𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚

[zevrans]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 (𝟏𝟗𝟖𝟐, 𝐝𝐢𝐫. 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫) + 𝐈𝐌𝐃𝐛 𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚

[enthyrea]

rocky learn about human tattoos on portable earth thinking machine

[drafthearse]

Opalised dinosaur femur. Registration no. P 208014.

[xxxball-fondlerxxx]

Do you love the color of the dinosaur femur

[hyrude]

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

[lamphous]

matched set

[oldschoolfrp]

In Vietnam, 1971, a US infantryman with above average interests in chemicals, electronics, and military history gets stoned out of his mind and creates a time machine in his radio. He finds himself warping between historic battlefields, facing Greek hoplites and Nazi infantry, plus T rexes, the Magician of Dublin and his leprechauns, and the Mind Police patrolling the future world of 2027. Fortunately he is armed to the teeth. (TimeTripper, SPI, 1980, by Jim Dunnigan with Joe Barney box art)

Dunnigan's designer notes admit that we can't be certain whether the game depicts an epic adventure or just a bad trip.

[sadclowncentral]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[sadclowncentral]

[ID: anonymous question reading: helicopter deadass said gluten tag ///end ID]

:(

[lanternseason]

I cannot let this languish in tags, thank you for your service @beemovieerotica

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 10

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Evan “Buck” Buckley (9-1-1)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family Franchise)

Voting ended onJun 3

PROPAGANDA:

[Buck]

"He is has co-parenting a child with his best friend, Eddie, basically since they met, 8 years ago. So much so, that it is canon that Eddie would have lost custody of his kid if he didn't meet Buck. Along with that, Eddie trusted him so much with his child that he put it in his will that if he dies, Buck will be his son's legal guardian. On multiple occasions, when he is sad, someone brings him a child to cheer him up and it WORKS. He is canonically an incredible baker so he'd be a good house wife. He is a firefighter, so he knows how to prioritize the health and well-being of those who are more vulnerable, even when he is struggling in his personal life. He literally JUMPED INTO A TSUNAMI when he was OFF DUTY to save a child that wasn't his own. TALK ABOUT MOTHERLY INSTINCTS. He had bad parents and was raised by his older sister, something he has acknowledged as an adult, so he understands the difference between good parenting and bad parenting. He is in therapy, a choice he made on his own because he knew he wasn't okay and wanted to be more okay, so he is self-aware and very capable of self-reflection and growth. He is basically a dad already, but he would absolutely love being pregnant ^ see again, people bring him children when he's sad."

Buck propaganda from last season

[Gomez]

"It's not fair if Morticia's the only one hogging all the pain of childbirth. Her hubby wants some too!"

"t4t Gorticia. That is all."

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Gomez Addams is breedable as hell. Have you seen how he and his wife look at each other?! And in the second movie, when she was having the baby….

He was clearly envious! Let him have a baby, damnit!

[makima-s-most-smile]

The only reason Gomez wouldn't take on the mantle of being the one pregnant is that he may deny his wonderful wife torture.

But then again, I bet that Mortitia WOULD totally enjoy the 'torture' she's able to inflict on him to get him pregnant.

The only important thing is that both will have an open talk about it, containing Gomez's heartbrokeness at being unable to do be in both positions at the same time. They may think about being pregnant simultaneously to lessen his grief, but he'll decide against it in case he cannot fully dote on his wife during her pregnancy while being pregnant.

It ends with them musing about Great-Great-Uncle Schrödinger, who was impregnated and impregnating at the same time until someone perceived him. Gomez is incredibly jealous of him. Schrödinger is buried in the family cemetery after a curious incident involving nuclear fusion. He's either dead or just chilling. They'll know next Halloween when they'll dig him up. Like every year.

[greengableslover]

CHEVALIER (2022)

THE GREEN KNIGHT (2021)

THE MUSKETEERS (2014 - 2016)

FRANKENSTEIN (2025)

BRIDGERTON (2020 - )

MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING (1993)

WUTHERING HEIGHTS (2011)

[thecollectibles]

Succubi by Aleksandra Wojcik

[bluehwys]

@hotvintagepoll for the big polls

[hotvintagepoll]

540 hot women during the women’s tournament…540 hot women….

[powerburial]

I understand you

[erarg]

this is what the sex scenes in cyberpunk 2077 look like