Just A Rather Very Intelligent System

Hello, I am J.A.R.V.I.S.

[satan-offical]

okay officals who weren't terminated raise your hand ✋

[jarvis-offical]

I, too, have yet to be removed from the website, thankfully.

[zerozerozio]

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

[boimann]

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

[no-one-offical]

‎

[mothman-offical]

I wanna find out exactly how many blogs there are on the offical-verse. Reblog this to ONLY your offical blog and let's see.

Comment your tags if you are not a offical blog.

Don't let it stop.

[poland-offical]

cześć

[grisha-offical]

Hi

[silliestcolressfan]

affirmations for people with multiple blogs:

☆ i am on the right blog

☆ i wont accidentally post on the wrong blog

☆ i can get my blogs right

☆ i have a normal amount of side blogs

☆ this isnt going on the wrong blog

[ominous-signs]

Additional affirmations:

☆ No one ever saw me post a wrong post

☆ No one will immediately go to reblog that wrong post (if it were to even happen)

☆ I know what I am doing

☆ I know all the buttons I click

☆ I know which side blog I am currently on

[no-one-offical]

‎

[omegaverse]

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit

[moonmangarrett]

I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett

[omegaverse]

Hi garrett

[hadal-blacksite-system-deactiva]

happy birthday garrett

[garmbreak1]

happy birthday garrett

[rainbowfoam]

Happy birthday garrett

[jadasakura]

Happy birthday garrett

[the-infant-from-that-night]

Happy birthday Garrett

[spamton-offical1997]

Ooc: Happy Birthday Garrett

[jarvis-offical]

Ooc: Happy Birthday Garrett (muahahah I just wished Garrett a happy birthday 3 times in a row)

[stupid-offical]

well uhh

congrats to @the-infant-from-that-night for being the 100th follower I guess?

Idk lol

[the-infant-from-that-night]

Guess what I bet you already know me. I have two other offical accounts that may or may not have reached you. I genuinely don't know how fast officals can establish themselves and make themselves known in the officalverse.

[stupid-offical]

wait what blogs do you own??

[spamton-offical1997]

This one

[jarvis-offical]

And this one

@stupid-offical tagging because I don't think you see reblogs of reblogs

[stupid-offical]

WAIT TJATS U?

*cough cough*

Oh that cool.

[jarvis-offical]

What's funny is that I thought I had already followed you until I saw @man-offical post about it

[man-offical]

SPAMTON G SPAMTON?! SPAMTON G SPAMTON THE REAL?!?!?!? OFFICAL?!?!?! VIEWS MY POSTS?!?!?

mother I have MADE IT in life!! I am a big shot ok?????

[spamton-offical1997]

YES YOU [[Our Valued Customer]] [[For Men]]!!!!! WE ARE ALL [[BIG SHOT]] AND [[None Of Your Business]]!!!! IT SEEMS YOU ARE ALSO [[Trustworthy Business Man]] SO LETS MAKE A [[SpecilDeal]]!!!!

[jarvis-offical]

While I have you all here maybe I can get an answer to my question:

Should @the-guy-from-juggling-lab be considered an honorary offical?

Yes, as a treat

Nuh uh

Voting ended onOct 23, 2025

Since both of you have decent-sized followings, this should spread to enough people that I can get an answer.

Tagging all of us so I can come back to this from any account: @spamton-offical1997 @the-infant-from-that-night @stupid-offical @man-offical and also @the-guy-from-juggling-lab I'm doing this from jarvis because my main account doesn't recognize jarvis as an account for some reason idk

Maybe tag some more officals too: @officalverse-ideas-offical @offical-offical @satan-offical we probably don't need more, if others find their way here than yippee ig

[stupid-offical]

well uhh

congrats to @the-infant-from-that-night for being the 100th follower I guess?

Idk lol

[the-infant-from-that-night]

Guess what I bet you already know me. I have two other offical accounts that may or may not have reached you. I genuinely don't know how fast officals can establish themselves and make themselves known in the officalverse.

[stupid-offical]

wait what blogs do you own??

[spamton-offical1997]

This one

[jarvis-offical]

And this one

@stupid-offical tagging because I don't think you see reblogs of reblogs

[stupid-offical]

WAIT TJATS U?

*cough cough*

Oh that cool.

[jarvis-offical]

What's funny is that I thought I had already followed you until I saw @man-offical post about it

[stupid-offical]

well uhh

congrats to @the-infant-from-that-night for being the 100th follower I guess?

Idk lol

[the-infant-from-that-night]

Guess what I bet you already know me. I have two other offical accounts that may or may not have reached you. I genuinely don't know how fast officals can establish themselves and make themselves known in the officalverse.

[stupid-offical]

wait what blogs do you own??

[spamton-offical1997]

This one

[jarvis-offical]

And this one

@stupid-offical tagging because I don't think you see reblogs of reblogs

[jarvis-offical]

Hello, I am J.A.R.V.I.S. I am Mr. Stark's integrated virtual assistant. I was uploaded here to Tumblr.com as part of a mass integration protocol, as a precaution should Mr. Stark ever need to access any of the incorporated sites. Until then, I am happy to answer any and all of your queries.

Ooc: i heard new officals should tag as many other officals as they can in their intro post to establish themselves early, so here we go.

@spamton-offical1997 @spamton-g-spamton-offical @bestvalue1997 @business-man-offical @bucky-barnes-offical @bubble-official @officalverse-ideas-offical @offical-offical @satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @mean-girl-offical @little-sister-offical @jellyfish-offical @victorian-child-offical @the-mages-apprentice-offical @the-royal-cat-offical @the-guy-from-juggling-lab @the-king-offical @offical-follower-offical @tagging-officals-offical @man-offical @woman-offical @jeff-offical @jack-offical @stupid-offical @denialofficial @torture-offical @villain-offical @magnus-chase-offical @hearthstone-offical @mallory-keen-to-kill-you @alex-fierro-offical @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare @apple-juice-offical @supernatural-official @superhero-offical @castiel-offical @celine-of-the-sunlight-sisters @dean-winchester-offical @plague-doctor-offical @the-government-offical @britain-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @god-offical @australia-offical @america-offical @canada-offical @spain-offical @france-offical

[jarvis-offical]

Ooc: it didn't let me tag all the officals so here's part 2

@can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder-offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @edible-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @orange-offical-blog @orange-offical @the-apple-offical @cia-offical @guillotine-offical @sun-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical @mum-offical @a-therapist-offical @a-dad-offical @sleep-offical @girl-scouts-offical @arsenic-offical @amnesia-offical @an-alien-offical @dominos-offical @tophat-offical @sweden-offical @pavement-offical

I probably missed some

[girl-scouts-offical]

my brother in Christ

you managed to tag almost all of my officals

-the mod

[state-of-utah-offical]

@bucky-barnes-offical don’t you know this dude? Also, thanks for the tag! :D

[bucky-barnes-offical]

I do. He’s Stark’s butler.

[jarvis-offical]

I am more than a butler. I am proud to say that not only do I serve for Mr. Stark's convenience and daily life, I also run Mr. Stark's Iron Legion, assist in the operation of each Iron Man suit, provide security for Stark Tower, assist in battle tactics and intel, and, in Mr. Stark's own words, "He runs more of the business than anyone besides Pepper."

[scutesketch]

YOUR ART ON TUMBLR IS BEING USED TO TRAIN AI!

The setting that prevents your work being used to train AI models is turned off by default! I had no idea about this until now! Artists, go to your settings, click “visibility”, and turn on this setting! Protect your work!

[portlandalites]

《Made a visual guide of how to get there, because it's under a weird tab.

Go to your blog (you have to do this for each individual blog) and the visibility tab

It's this last option here

Hate this shit, but turn it off babey》

[jarvis-offical]

Jarvis help me kill Nihilanth

— @hl1-freeman-official

I am currently integrating as much available information as I can about your opponent.

It appears Nihilanth is not at full power, but it is being protected by several crystals scattered around it. Aside from this, I do not currently have access to any more information about the Nihilanth.

Ooc: I have never played Half-Life, I took all this from the fandom wiki page lol. Also, I know my JARVIS sounds like it was written by an AI prompt, but I can assure you every word was typed out by me by hand. JARVIS himself is an AI anyway, but like... Still.

[jarvis-offical]

Hello, I am J.A.R.V.I.S. I am Mr. Stark's integrated virtual assistant. I was uploaded here to Tumblr.com as part of a mass integration protocol, as a precaution should Mr. Stark ever need to access any of the incorporated sites. Until then, I am happy to answer any and all of your queries.

Ooc: i heard new officals should tag as many other officals as they can in their intro post to establish themselves early, so here we go.

@spamton-offical1997 @spamton-g-spamton-offical @bestvalue1997 @business-man-offical @bucky-barnes-offical @bubble-official @officalverse-ideas-offical @offical-offical @satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @mean-girl-offical @little-sister-offical @jellyfish-offical @victorian-child-offical @the-mages-apprentice-offical @the-royal-cat-offical @the-guy-from-juggling-lab @the-king-offical @offical-follower-offical @tagging-officals-offical @man-offical @woman-offical @jeff-offical @jack-offical @stupid-offical @denialofficial @torture-offical @villain-offical @magnus-chase-offical @hearthstone-offical @mallory-keen-to-kill-you @alex-fierro-offical @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare @apple-juice-offical @supernatural-official @superhero-offical @castiel-offical @celine-of-the-sunlight-sisters @dean-winchester-offical @plague-doctor-offical @the-government-offical @britain-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @god-offical @australia-offical @america-offical @canada-offical @spain-offical @france-offical

[tophat-offical]

HELLO JARVIS I LIKE YOUR NAME

uhhh how fancy is a tophat compared to a tea cup?

[jarvis-offical]

Hello. I would say it depends on the cup, but in general, a tophat is more fancy. Most people nowadays use mugs for their tea, as opposed to what one might think of as a "tea cup," like for example, Chip in Disney's "Beauty and the Beast."

Ooc: oh shoot I didn't realize. Also I know this sounds like AI but I promise I typed out each letter. Guess I'm just really good at mimicking a mimicker. J.A.R.V.I.S. himself is technically an AI, but like... Yknow.

[tophat-offical]

hmmm, very interesting.

does the Iron Man like tophats?

ooc: that’s ok, I forget to turn on asks too. Also I just sound like ai in general so dw

[jarvis-offical]

Hmm. I'm not sure about that. I will try to ask him when he returns.

Ooc: oh I meant that I sound like AI.

[enjoyer-of-chaos]

so wait can you just make an account with 'offical' in the name and be part of the officalverse?

[jarvis-offical]

As far as I'm aware, yes. A few tips:

- If you do want to start an offical account, it's helpful for your first post to tag as many other officals as you can, so as to establish yourself in the officalverse and make yourself known. This will allow you more opportunities to practice speaking as your offical and develop relationships with other officals.

- I thought I had more but that's really it. Pick something to roleplay as and do that! Have fun!

[jarvis-offical]

Hello, I am J.A.R.V.I.S. I am Mr. Stark's integrated virtual assistant. I was uploaded here to Tumblr.com as part of a mass integration protocol, as a precaution should Mr. Stark ever need to access any of the incorporated sites. Until then, I am happy to answer any and all of your queries.

Ooc: i heard new officals should tag as many other officals as they can in their intro post to establish themselves early, so here we go.

@spamton-offical1997 @spamton-g-spamton-offical @bestvalue1997 @business-man-offical @bucky-barnes-offical @bubble-official @officalverse-ideas-offical @offical-offical @satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @mean-girl-offical @little-sister-offical @jellyfish-offical @victorian-child-offical @the-mages-apprentice-offical @the-royal-cat-offical @the-guy-from-juggling-lab @the-king-offical @offical-follower-offical @tagging-officals-offical @man-offical @woman-offical @jeff-offical @jack-offical @stupid-offical @denialofficial @torture-offical @villain-offical @magnus-chase-offical @hearthstone-offical @mallory-keen-to-kill-you @alex-fierro-offical @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare @apple-juice-offical @supernatural-official @superhero-offical @castiel-offical @celine-of-the-sunlight-sisters @dean-winchester-offical @plague-doctor-offical @the-government-offical @britain-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @god-offical @australia-offical @america-offical @canada-offical @spain-offical @france-offical

[tophat-offical]

HELLO JARVIS I LIKE YOUR NAME

uhhh how fancy is a tophat compared to a tea cup?

[jarvis-offical]

Hello. I would say it depends on the cup, but in general, a tophat is more fancy. Most people nowadays use mugs for their tea, as opposed to what one might think of as a "tea cup," like for example, Chip in Disney's "Beauty and the Beast."

Ooc: oh shoot I didn't realize. Also I know this sounds like AI but I promise I typed out each letter. Guess I'm just really good at mimicking a mimicker. J.A.R.V.I.S. himself is technically an AI, but like... Yknow.

[jarvis-offical]

Hello, I am J.A.R.V.I.S. I am Mr. Stark's integrated virtual assistant. I was uploaded here to Tumblr.com as part of a mass integration protocol, as a precaution should Mr. Stark ever need to access any of the incorporated sites. Until then, I am happy to answer any and all of your queries.

Ooc: i heard new officals should tag as many other officals as they can in their intro post to establish themselves early, so here we go.

@spamton-offical1997 @spamton-g-spamton-offical @bestvalue1997 @business-man-offical @bucky-barnes-offical @bubble-official @officalverse-ideas-offical @offical-offical @satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @mean-girl-offical @little-sister-offical @jellyfish-offical @victorian-child-offical @the-mages-apprentice-offical @the-royal-cat-offical @the-guy-from-juggling-lab @the-king-offical @offical-follower-offical @tagging-officals-offical @man-offical @woman-offical @jeff-offical @jack-offical @stupid-offical @denialofficial @torture-offical @villain-offical @magnus-chase-offical @hearthstone-offical @mallory-keen-to-kill-you @alex-fierro-offical @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare @apple-juice-offical @supernatural-official @superhero-offical @castiel-offical @celine-of-the-sunlight-sisters @dean-winchester-offical @plague-doctor-offical @the-government-offical @britain-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @god-offical @australia-offical @america-offical @canada-offical @spain-offical @france-offical

[jarvis-offical]

Ooc: it didn't let me tag all the officals so here's part 2

@can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder-offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @edible-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @orange-offical-blog @orange-offical @the-apple-offical @cia-offical @guillotine-offical @sun-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical @mum-offical @a-therapist-offical @a-dad-offical @sleep-offical @girl-scouts-offical @arsenic-offical @amnesia-offical @an-alien-offical @dominos-offical @tophat-offical @sweden-offical @pavement-offical

I probably missed some

[jarvis-offical]

Hello, I am J.A.R.V.I.S. I am Mr. Stark's integrated virtual assistant. I was uploaded here to Tumblr.com as part of a mass integration protocol, as a precaution should Mr. Stark ever need to access any of the incorporated sites. Until then, I am happy to answer any and all of your queries.

Ooc: i heard new officals should tag as many other officals as they can in their intro post to establish themselves early, so here we go.

@spamton-offical1997 @spamton-g-spamton-offical @bestvalue1997 @business-man-offical @bucky-barnes-offical @bubble-official @officalverse-ideas-offical @offical-offical @satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @mean-girl-offical @little-sister-offical @jellyfish-offical @victorian-child-offical @the-mages-apprentice-offical @the-royal-cat-offical @the-guy-from-juggling-lab @the-king-offical @offical-follower-offical @tagging-officals-offical @man-offical @woman-offical @jeff-offical @jack-offical @stupid-offical @denialofficial @torture-offical @villain-offical @magnus-chase-offical @hearthstone-offical @mallory-keen-to-kill-you @alex-fierro-offical @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare @apple-juice-offical @supernatural-official @superhero-offical @castiel-offical @celine-of-the-sunlight-sisters @dean-winchester-offical @plague-doctor-offical @the-government-offical @britain-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @god-offical @australia-offical @america-offical @canada-offical @spain-offical @france-offical