im not dead yet

so we good or nah?

[officialfemme]

reblog/like this if you either:

are a useless lesbian

love a useless lesbian

support useless lesbians

are a dragon

[hugsfromdad]

Just an fyi:

When a bisexual is dating someone of the opposite gender, THEY ARE STILL BISEXUAL.

When a bisexual is dating someone of the same gender, THEY ARE STILL BISEXUAL.

No, they’re not “gay now” or “straight now” because of the gender they’re dating. They. Are. Bisexual.

End of rant.

[alexenglish]

Nyle DiMarco & Chella Man Teach Us Queer Sign Language 

[iameverysparklywoman]

Rosalie Hale was a femme lesbian

[iameverysparklywoman]

Bella was like…a long hair butch and barely even that repressed about it like she drove a truck she was practically there. Anyways she and Rosalie were together and Edward was just their twink sperm donor if you don’t believe me you’re both a homophobe and an idiot

[toothplug]

Edward was a twunk

[iameverysparklywoman]

oh VERY cogent point but the rest of the post still stands

[spector]

the ocean is homophobic

[harlivy]

the ocean is a femme lesbian…show her some respect

[spector]

THEN SHE NEEDS TO STOP KEEPING ME AWAY FROM MY GF

[harlivy]

SHE CAN NEVER SEE HER WIFE, THE MOON, EVER AGAIN SINCE THE EARTH SEPARATED THEM. HAVE SOME SYMPATHY

[spector]

OK………… VALID…..

[nauibyeolbit-deactivated2019022]

I just want more lesbian friends

Like that’s all I want so many lesbian friends so if you’re a lesbian reblog this and I’ll follow you

This includes trans/nb lesbians and excludes terfs

[me-angwy-deactivated20221108]

“I want more straight friends”

“I want more white friends”

There is little difference between those statements and what you just said. How about we not care about any of that and just make friends? Sexual orientation and the like should not matter at all.

Let’s just all be friends.

[babefactorymanager]

lesbians wanting to be friends with other lesbians because of our common experiences isn’t a fucking crime die mad about it

[jayden-sbrokenwords]

HALLO MEH LEZBEAN

[veteranalvarez]

The writers are starting to write the episodes !!!

Here’s to great story lines and a lot more laughs. I can’t wait

[dailypsychologyfacts]

7 Things Highly Intuitive People Do Differently | Psych2Go

[funny-or-no]

[tory-ah-deactivated20200419]

Why is Taehyung everywhere I go

[psych2go]

Your intuition is telling you something ;)

[judenplutos]

Let me add a supernatural gif for good measure

[thefiretailedweasel]

This post sums up Tumblr

[nattiegodrich-deactivated201808]

Kpop, Psychology,and Supernatural…

All we are missing is the meme

[missmysteriousm]

these make for great reaction gifs lol

[communistbard]

Starving and Cold

Please help. I’m R. I’m trans, gay, and disabled. Me and my roommate desperately need food, and to pay our gas bill. Please, it’s still winter weather out here and we’re skipping meals. Please help us find some relief in our troubles, I beg you.

Paypal: [email protected]

Square: cash.me/$RDonations

[jayden-sbrokenwords]

I have no money, and the best I can do is reblog

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[bczpitch-deactivated20230325]

[heroes of olympus]; “The plan had three phases: dangerous, really dangerous and insanely dangerous.”

[laurbyboom]

if you dont reblog this youre straight

[sendo-k]

im not letting this slide

[itsphanicatthedisco]

*gasps and violently reblogs*

wtf me?? hetero???

[letusfinfthedamsnackbar-blog]

Ew straight

[portalintosolangelo]

I can’t skip this, nope.

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[swimthroughthefires]

I got a THREE THOUSAND DOLLAR REFUND from a hospital I was at two years ago.

[jayden-sbrokenwords]

I've got nothing to lose

[loonakirby]

imagine….,,,.,,. a girl……liking u back….and wanting..,To hold ur hand…..wrow…what a dream…,,,.

[loonakirby]

@ all the gays reblogging this……y’all honestly are so cute…and so pure…i hope a cute girl swings into your life and holds ur hand soon… 

[luthordyke-deactivated20190608]

i cant believe today is nonbinary lesbian appreciation day

[theygender]

You can only reblog this post every day

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

[kknamed-deactivated20180506]

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

[racheldrawsthis]

CASH MONEY

[sunshine-in-a-petal-deactivated]

THE FLOWER CROWN

[softmushie]

I FINALLY FOUND IT I CANT BREATHE

[jayden-sbrokenwords]

ITS ON MY DASH, THIS IS ON MY DASH, HOLY CRAP,😂😂😂😂