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@jazz-insulin
What do y’all mean by you can open orange with hands that thing is unbreakable what the hell
I usually bite a little opening on the skin and suck it dry then peel it to eat the dry meat
I thought everyone does this…
personally i cut it in half first and then flip it inside out like so
The closer you get to the light, the greater your shadow becomes.
Dude has a death wish
Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.
Truly the family that just keeps giving.
I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.
It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:
You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird
I can’t leave this in the tags, I’m sorry.
whatever tumblr users did to breaking bad is the exact opposite of what everyone did to mlp
breaking bad fans will post shit like "JESSE. we need to pick up my estrogen before the fucking pharmacy closes." "mrs white can we get mcdonalds on the way back to the meth lab" and then you look over at mlp fans and rainbow dash is committing tax fraud while fluttershy smokes a joint rolled up in her taxes
for the record i think this is beautiful. i hope mrs white has a good life and im proud of her for coming out after living so long as a man. and i hope rainbow dash and fluttershy dismantle the pony government
Someone once pointed out that fic of a series contains whatever the original series does NOT contain, because much fanfic is essentially re-imagining the same characters in different genres.
So why does the Hannibal fandom have so many Domestic AUs? Because we've already seen what these characters are like in a horror-tragedy, now we want to see how they handle living happily ever after.
Why does MLP have some of the most fucked up fic out there? because we've already seen them in an extremely wholesome world, now we want to see them in a visceral horror.
Why is the version of Breaking Bad that lives on tumblr so Silly and Absurd? because the original show was very serious and grim, now we want to see them be happy little weirdos doing slapstick.
And I also think that's beautiful. The human experience is vast, and playing with "How would Blorbo react if I put him in this situation?" is an important way of learning how to appreciate the beauty of that vastness.
I also think it's beautiful because it's DEEPLY entertaining to watch someone move characters from one genre to another like redirecting the flow of a river.
oh he 100% doesnt know what year it is
i am not happy with our choices this election. But you should know that the reason he's the first president to "refuse" a cognitive test is because one isn't included in the presidential physical exam in the first place.
There was a petition of doctors who wanted Trump's cognitive function tested during his physical exam, and everybody involved on the republican side said no, and then Trump himself actually insisted he did take one in a fit of ego. He was, as far as i can tell, the first president to ever take one while in office.
At his request for the cognitive testing, Trump's doctor administered the Montreal Cognitive Assessment which is like 5 questions and has not been proven to be an accurate test of much at all. It's a lot like when you hit your head and they ask you the date and your name and stuff -- answering correctly in no way means you don't have a head injury or concussion or whatever, it's just a couple of first step questions. Then Trump said a lot of lies and bullshit about his "cognitive test"
Now republicans and right leaning publications are spreading shit like this. Biden didn't "refuse" a cognitive test, his aides confirmed that, as usual, a cognitive test is not included during the president's doctor visit.
again, i think our choices are shit this election, i don't like how old Biden is, and i think the way our first-past-the-poll voting system automatically results in an extremist two party system fronting candidates that the majority of the country doesn't like is some fucked up bullshit
but our house is on fire and one candidate is a bucket of water that won't help much and the other is a bucket of gasoline, and, y'know, angry as i am about it all i am still going to vote for the bucket of water while we look for other solutions
Don't let them trick you into letting gasoline get thrown on this fire please
At this point I’m not even posting this for politics reasons, I’m posting it because my GOD you gullible bitches need to learn how extremely basic propaganda works. Jesus christ.
my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen
this is surprisingly useful actually
stop wasting space and add another
tres ibuprofenitos
¿En este economía?
girl, ESPECIALLY en este economía
google docs babygirl you are so fucking stupid
may I add:
plaaastic
Some atrocities from the notes
here's one I got that really confuses me
There's SO MANY in the notes oh my god
WHAT IS THIS 1997 Microsoft Word had a spell checker that worked just fine!!!
i hate to be the one to break this to you but they put machine learning in the spellcheckers for no reason and made them useless
Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:
You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.
She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖
Update! She tolerated wearing a hat for the occasion ✨
Good news, everyone!! 🎉
Game Show Host: Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of tangerines!!
Me: But you only gave me one tangerine…
Game Show Host, pulling out a gun: Yep!
surely the conses wont quence
peer reviewed
If you write down the results and properly format the paper, it even counts as science!
When I was in college, there was a solid year where our lgbt group did this with two bathrooms at the end of a hall that were used by like, maybe 20 people. They would put up gendered signs and we kept stealing them. And then we started writing random things on the walls INCLUDING full word for word copies of personal ads from the back of 1980′s advocate magazines.
It got to the point where the building management was on a hunt trying to find who was doing this and we had to start hiding our faces so as to not get caught on the security cameras. Our faculty advisor came down to the office one day and was like “do you guys know anything about this” essentially as we’re trying to close a comically full drawer of stolen bathroom signs, and we’re like “no” and they were like “great.”
They never caught us.
Achievement Unlocked:
The Gay Science
Perform gender perception experiments without getting caught.
a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet. he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you! only tall blonde girls!”. they always said kissaroo. i cant stop thinking about this
repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat
OH MY GOD
now all of pinterest knows i have large ballz
being in your 20s is like im 17 and i don't know who i am. im 55 curled up with a book. im ancient. i've been here forever. i never left. i'm 5 years old and i'm lost at the supermarket
