9000% Alistair-loving trash @jessterminate - Tumblr Blog

Wow, long time no art, huh? I’ve been working on a lot of stuff, much of which is for Montreal Comiccon which I’ll be exhibiting at July 7 to 9 (today!) with @ohgeezitssam-art!! We’ll have lots of cool stuff including prints, buttons, plus originals and commissions! I’m also debuting my first sketchbook zine, BITE DOWN, which has a lot of stuff from this blog as well as brand-new work! Please stop by and say hi if you’re attending the con!!

#come say hi if you're attending mcc!!#self reblog #kinda #conventions #montreal comiccon

skygenders

How Do I Explain To My Cat That Stepping On My Boobs Hurts

#gOD THIS #MITTENS PLEASE #IT HURTS SO MUCH WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS #pwease no steppy #and yet he's still determined to step right on my boobs as he walks across me to reach the other side of the bed #or he'll step on my face and scratch me omg #worst of all when he's walking across my boobs and stops to just stand there???#still love him tho :')

allenvooreef

I can barely believe it, but I recently hit my 1.000 follower milestone! And even though it’s just a number and it’s probably 83% porn blogs, I’m immensely grateful for all your support. You’ve been nothing but kind to me, which is why I felt like it was time to give something back! <3

PRIZES

1st prize: a coloured full body illustration

2nd prize: a coloured bust

3rd prize: a sketched bust

I’ll draw whatever character you like! Dragon Age? Other fandoms? OC’S? It’s all good, as long as you have references!

HOW TO PARTICIPATE

First of all, make sure you’re following me! New followers are also more than welcome (I’d appreciate it if you stuck around after the give-away but hey I’m not your mother). No give-away blogs though. Reblog this post, as many times as you’d like. I’ll use a random number generator to pick the winners. Make sure your ask box is open! If you don’t respond within 48 hours, I’ll pick another winner. ‘

I’ll draw the winners on MARCH 11 at noon Pacific Time!

#oh man congrats!!#amazing milestone and you deserve every follow #😘💕💕💕✨💖✨#giveaway

ohgeezitssam-art

yo alistair cullen just wants to work out, man

based from this gem

bodyglitter

okay i need everybodys opinions on all of these foods: pineapple pizza, avocado, hummus, candy corn, nutella, and dark chocolate

#pineapple on pizza is really good esp with crispy bacon #gimmie avocado on ALL the things that creamy veg is sooo good on burgers and also as a sweet milkshake I need itttt #cries I had really nice hummus at the tapas place for my bday but haven't had it much recently and I'm sad it's so good w soft toasty pita #candy corn is an abomination keep it to yourself I don't want anything to do with it eUGH #I will eat Nutella with a spoon and no one can stop me. it's also perf in crepes and milkshakes!#now I'm thinkin abt that Nutella milkshake from hero burger and weeping cuz it's so gooood #why don't we have a hero burger here hhh I'm making a beeline there when I'm at tcaf this year haha #dark chocolate is okay! not my fav (too bitter for me) but it's perf with fruits more than on its own :0 #dark chocolate Terry's chocolate oranges are good tho omg I love THEMMM #food

da-arcana

We’re extremely proud to announce the official Arcana Zine contributor line up! The above art represents only part of the contributing artists and writers of the book, and you can find the full list below!

Caitlin Scannell // Lauren Ashizawa // River-bird // frei // Anna Xiin // Cait Artchuleta // Hanna Schroy // Phineas Sargent // Jessica Taylor // Elemei // Kiku Hughes // Siona // Ling // Hunter/Apollo // Annalise Jensen // Db // Zackary Doy // Elaine Tipping // Laskull // Momo // Natalie Padberg Bartoo // Laura Taylor // Destinyapostasy // Vir Ghilani // Jackie // Eline // Kate Eldemire // Leighsa // Emi // LaVonne Marshall // Jenna // Amanda Shae // vlwv // Allison Orange // Dianula // Mary Fountaine // Isabelle Chauvet // Ivan // Andrea Cely // Laura Guglielmo // Yotty // Fanny Rodriguez // Hannah Herkert // Laura R // truei // Susana Gonzalez // AnnChovi // Max Dlabick // Jojo

#ahhh it me ;w;#I'm so excited for this!!#so honoured to be working with so many amazing artists #and it's run by some of the coolest buds I've got!!#Lauren and Caitlin are incredible thank you both for putting this together and giving me a shot ;;3;;#so excite to rep my dwarves in this ehehe #dragon age #da arcana #zine stuff #my art #sorta haha

momoconteng

@jessterminate said that one of my artistic trademarks is the way I draw various noses.

So why not draw the king of exquisite honkers to rule them all.

…wait, what do you mean honkers ain’t noses?

#yES GOOD #he is the king of schnoz indeed ahaha #I love this so much omg brb dyin #hella art #art goals #friend art #momochanners #dragon age #nathaniel howe #I be been blessed thank you for this gift friend 🙏😭💖💖💖#you draw the best noses :'^)

oneaboutyou-blog

What is one common food that you absolutely will not eat?

#tomatoes #get the fuck outta here #they're fine in sauces and like ground up and all that but like whole chunks of raw tomato is revolting bye #also shoutout to Kraft singles processed cheese slices #you're horrid too #begone

rockboci

#oH MY FUCKING GOD #NOOOOOO #but also mmmm that art is really nice #lovin Ali's head tilt and all that #dang when will I get better at non 3/4 view faces!!#anyways #hella art #art goals #dragon age #da:o #alistair theirin #sten #comic #this is just pure gold #and sad too #poor ali 😢

theshadowdreams-blog

Dwarven anatomy and physiology* headcanons

As I did for the elves (unfortunately shorter due to lack of dwarf content).

*still not sure I’m using that word right.

Like elves, dwarves possess an extra layer of tissue in their eye that catches all light and reflects light through the eye again (tapetum lucidum) allowing them to see in the dark (to a degree) while also giving their eyes a reflective “glow in the dark” look.

Their general eyesight however is not as strong as that of the surface races, as having evolved underground in low-light conditions they do not rely on sight as much. (Possibly the reason why dwarves were the culture that first invented seeing-eye glasses)

Compensating for their vision, dwarves do have better hearing and olfactory senses which serve them better in dark tunnels. Their olfactory senses are particularly strong, a result of both needing to be aware of the presence of toxic minerals and gasses that may be present underground and thousands of years of cut-throat politics where attempting to poison your family and friends is a nigh daily habit.

On the topic of dwarves and poisons, they’re not only sensitive to them but have a higher tolerance and resistance, allowing them to make a living within active volcanoes and giving them a reputation for being hardy drinkers, Much of traditional dwarven food and drink would be toxic to non-dwarves.

Dwarves are the only modern race who possess stone-sense, which they use to navigate, finding resources and getting around pitch black tunnels. With the exception of surface dwarves, all dwarves hear the song of the Stone wherever they are. It’s almost impossible for a dwarf to get lost underground. They also possess knowledge of when a floor or cavern in unstable and dangerous, and have a knack for stone masonry and gem cutting, knowing just where to cut and how deep or hard to carve. Though surface dwarves do not hear the Stone some report a subconscious feeling of “something” when underground, often possessing an uncanny sense of direction.

Dwarves tend to be hairier than other races, their hair grows faster, thicker and almost everywhere on their body, some seeming to be covered in dense fuzz all down their front, back and limbs. Neither gender is an exception to this, and non-dwarves often voice their surprise at finding out that all dwarven women grow noticeable facial hair (to much eye rolling), though some may not experience the same rate of growth as males. Contact with the surface world and surface fashions has led to a rise in popularity for the trend of shaving/thinning ones body hair.

Dwarves also tend to build body fat faster than other races, a dwarf who does not meet the description of “chubby” (at least) is a dangerously malnourished dwarf. This and their propensity for hair indicates that it’s likely a form of natural insulation (natural, unheated caves have no source of light or warmth and may be damp, potentially making them dangerously cold).

#GOOD #[slams fists on table]#THIS IS THE CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR #dragon age #dwarves of thedas #dwarf appreciation life #i can't believe someone made a thread of the da Reddit today asking how dwarves have sex #they're just shorter people!#oh my god!#their anatomy and physiology isn't wildly alien cmon #I know that's not exactly what this oust is about but it's been on my mind #sorry I'm just salty #dwarves are the best and don't get enough love #they're short fat and hairy it's fantastic #that last point is amazing tho #especially about dark dank caverns #like yea there's rivers of magma underground but it's not always super warm #it's cold down there!#this is so great bless you op thank you :')

susielesbian

reblog and tag ur zodiac sign and what hero u main in overwatch

#aquarius #pharah #god I love her so much ahhhhhhh #pharah main 4lyfe

nge24-1

I headcanon that after the blight, Alistair and my warden, Mira Brosca, get married and settle down in a cottage on lake Calenhad near Orzammar ;3; still not sure on if they have kids, leaning towards them either adopting and/or sponsoring an orphanage?? But yea they're like those super lovey-dovey domestic couples and it's really gross I love them so much haha just two insecure, flawed people finding love and acceptance in each other :') lies down Alistair/warden is such a good, Wholesome ship

omg cries you have a brosca…….. need me more brosca x warden content this ship is so good!! (but damn the height difference is just crazy). also your hc is so pure i cry,, Just them being happy together and cute and having a good time… i ship them thank you you made my life 10 times better (also feel free to talk more about their relationship dynamic im in need)

jessterminate

IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE THEM WAHHHH AND YOU SHIP THEM TOO IM CRY BLESS YOU 🙌😭💖 Alistair/Brosca is my lifeblood omfg im so sad about the lack of content for them too! (or just Alistair/dwarf warden in general! So underrated) it's slow going but I'm trying to make more stuff of them and be less of a baby about sharing headcanons etc, so thank you for listening!! ;;3;; omg they go thru enough sad shit in the game & the whole being a grey warden thing SUCKS in the end, gotta make the rest of their life together as chill and blissful as possible 👌👌 hehe and yEA I love me some height differences *v* I put Mira at 4'11" and Alistair 6' tall so I imagine they get into some shenanigans ;> I'm 5' tall myself so i guess I'm projecting that but it's a lot of fun ;w; aHHH thank you again, and I def will!! Slides into your inbox with more headcanons ahah~ ;;3;;

#kremissius #jess talks #miralistair #alistair theirin #mira brosca #OC bloggin #BLESS YOU FOR LIKING MY KIDS IM SO GLAD #cries forever