[ruinedchildhood]

[daenerys-targaryen]

anyways shoutout to the people who don’t have a specific career / dream job in mind and are just floating through life trying to survive. shoutout to me specifically, actually.

[torracat]

our friend saw cars 3 so we asked him to give us his honest review of it and all he said was “Lightning McQueen had a smart phone”

[regigigas]

that’s all we need to know

[jaccobazzi]

5 Y hhyt guy I jo 8 oi 9 oh uthj g y8 giI’m u

[regigigas]

Thanks

[gammadoppler]

that was lightning mcqueen trying to contact us bro

[paulthebukkit]

thinking about the verbal cruelty of snowmen in animal crossing when you don't roll the snowballs to the right proportions before assembling them

[funnytwittertweets]

[aidashakur]

I be in my head fighting for my life

[filmnoirsbian]

Me 2 myself, upon discovering some new media to consume: i will like this a normal amount :) it will be casual this time :) just some light entertainment :)

[maykrs-deactivated20211025]

i dont care about men with long hair

[missfag]

please stop this. i know this isn't in your heart.

[weedass]

woke up and turned over and there was a roach next to me.... wtf did we do last night....?

[mr-freezo-42069-inactive]

how dare you make me read this

[evilnicegirl]

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

[marianhalcombes]

me: reads the bad reviews of a book i didn’t like to seek validation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gaud where does language come from?

pure hubris

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr dichotomy 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[paigeinabook441]

The two personalities on Tumblr and we’re all both

[aromancy]

The Fertile Crescent is what I call your mom’s panties

[byk23]

Venom But With Hannibal Dialogue

[fozmeadows]

OP where’s the Hannibal but with Venom quotes

[geminifiles]

Y’all asked, and here you go. Hannibal with Venom quotes:

[crystalmanner]

The Hannibal dialogue makes Venom more deep, and the Venom dialogue just removes Hannibal’s filter.

[taur]

Texting your ex 😍

[thepoisonroom]

yes i’m a hater yes i’m full of overwhelming love for humanity these things are not in conflict

[memewhore]

[adapto]

stop

[tachikoma]

Im not gay can you explain this?

[devon-aoki]

the burrito turned him straight