Julien Havoc

Anime and metal music are my life!

[paintbrushtrash]

okay, handsdown, if you want to wish someone a happy birthday in a super funny, unique, and memorable way go to Fiverr and search ‘birthday’. 

I had this guy from Jaimaca wish my mom a happy birthday and she absolutely loved it when this random guy said her name 

Check him out here

This one is also funny! (x)

If you want to see all of them, click here

[foxbridgeni]

the best ones are:

I Will Wish A Happy Birthday From Vladimir Putin

I Will Have Jesus Deliver A Birthday Or Anniversary Greeting In HD

I Will Make A Gay Happy Birthday Video

[cyhyryth-deactivated20210905]

OMG I’M SCREAMING. I’m totally gonna have Putin and the gay policeman make a birthday video for my friends

[nepenthesophrosyne]

Not gonna lie, if a friend did this for me I’d probably lose my shit too (in a good way)

[mighty-alphalpha]

100% doing this for my friend

[bobertbanion]

Absolutely happening to my mother

[raybignl]

Seriously sign up for Fiverr. You can find all sorts of gigs! It’s amazing. Make sure to place your order two weeks in advance so you get it in time for someone’s birthday!

[cutie-aesthetic-palace]

Fiverr also has TONS of different gigs, like ghostwriters and illustrators too!

[julienhavoc]

I got jesus to wish a happy birthday to my friends and they loved it! Seriously best $12 I’ve ever spent!

[doodlize]

[julienhavoc]

Spite. It’s a powerful weapon

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[doctormemes]

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[bullyfemme]

[glorious-scumbag]

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

[caffeinatedcorvid]

I thought it was the same person ngl.

[imsuchacapricorn]

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

[imsuchacapricorn]

THERE’S AN UPDATE

[a-melior-ate]

Stephanie is a true hero.

[hemilf]

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

[julienhavoc]

Can this be like, a series? We need narrators, visuals, actors, why not make a short film? That’d be amazing! I’d see that film

[sunspotpony]

Dragon Cum

Thick And Creamy

Burns A Bit On The Way Down

You Can Feel It In Your Stomach

If these descriptors don’t make the drink sound worthy of the name “Dragon Cum,” then, well, you’re probably not the same level of Furry Trash that I am. All the same, if you like sweet drinks, are a fan of sipping, or are just a culinary or alcoholic explorer, Dragon Cum may be worth a shot! It’s pretty straight-forward. 1 part Fireball cinnamon whiskey, paired with one part Hazelnut Coffee Creamer, and you have the most basic variant. You could always mix it up, use a different kind of creamer, say, cinnamon roll, and find yourself perhaps with Red Dragon Cum, or perhaps use Rumchata instead of Coffee Creamer, and find yourself with the exceptionally potent Elder Dragon Cum. Lot of possibilities here, but basically, this is my new favorite drink, I have a new camera, and this is all very silly. Enjoy!

[krazyokami]

I hate all of you, now someone is gonna make this and load it up in their bad dragon cumtube!

[anarchist-bakery]

OP turn on your location I just wanna talk

[julienhavoc]

How to spice up your next DnD gathering

[otherwindow]

Concept: Widowmaker, but she visited a chiropractor. 

[nerdgasrnz]

Get a load of this guy

[hobgoblinhero]

You’re RUINING the LORE by ROBBING her of her CYBERNETICALLY ENHANCED TACTICAL ASS

[acidmetabolism-deactivated20230]

tfw you know what an opisthosoma is and also clearly jack off to purple video game women

[julienhavoc]

Butt hey, that’s JUST a theory

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live me: cool agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh… me: what agent: …. me: what do they do there

[julienhavoc]

Alien things, right? What else would they do?

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva]

This is the greatest two seconds of my day.

[zimbolt]

this is the greatest two seconds the world will ever see

[julienhavoc]

They tried. And it worked great

[obovoid]

i don’t want to achieve equality by sinking to men’s level, i want them to get on ours! why should i have to unlearn the conversational art of waiting my turn, unlearn sexual self-restraint, unlearn trust in others’ good intentions, unlearn the impulse to cater to others’ needs, just to have a chance at success among savages? why can’t the men learn some fucking manners so we can all conduct our affairs in a civilized manner? i shouldn’t have to stop saying sorry, you say sorry!

[marthawells-deactivated20181223]

In the 80s when I was in my freshman year in college, they still had entirely separate mens and women’s dorms. I was in class waiting for a final to start and one of the guys was telling someone about how he had had to go into a women’s dorm to drop something off, and he was startled to see posters on the walls, flowers, curtains, etc. He said his men’s dorm had holes in the walls, things on fire, fights, guys walking around with open wounds and he just didn’t understand why they had to live like this. He said, “I want to live with the women, in civilization.”

[alpacamyhedgehog]

Am reading Sisterhood of Spies, about women working for the OSS during WWII. One of the stories mentions that the women in London had a male visitor who would eat in their mess hall once a month. He was married and wasn’t interested in hitting on any of the women; he just wanted to eat in an atmosphere where people said “Please pass the butter,” instead of “PASS THE GODDAMNED GREASE”

[lasrina]

I dated a guy who brought me along on group activities (movies, video game night, etc.) with four or five other male friends. Once I mentioned to one of the other guys that I hoped I wasn’t intruding on their “guy time” or some such. He got this sort of rueful look and said, “The truth is, I really like it when you’re here because it gives us a reason to act better. When it’s just guys, we all have to try to outdo each other with how vile we are.”

[the-wolfbats]

So the moral of these stories are men don’t even treat each other like human beings.

[overwhelmsion]

[crakrats-joanielspeak-deactivat]

Me to my 6-year-old son: “You seem to like playing with the girls at school more than the boys. Why do you think that is?”

6-year-old son: “Sometimes I just don’t want to be pushed. It hurts and is mean. And the girls always pretend to be princesses or fun animals and stuff when they have tea parties. The boys just dump the tea all over the place. That’s just stupid and I don’t like wasting all that tea. It takes forever to make.”

Me: “Wow, I can understand why you’d rather play with the girls. The boys seem like they’re kind of rough.”

6-year-old son: “And when I play with the girls they make me the king because none of the other boys want to play tea party.”

Me: “Do you like being the king?”

6-year-old son: “Not really – I’d rather be a wizard, but it makes Georgia and Vivian happy.”

[kawaiigami]

Reblogging again for that last bit–6-year-old is smart.

[fire-fira]

And these are perfect examples of how socialization for a lot of guys is just seriously screwed up.

[julienhavoc]

That’s why I like being one of the most feminine guys in my group. I really get the girls, and I’m good with the guys too. Also intelligence, class, and sass equal power and that’s all shit I learned from my lady friends XP

[brokenbalder-deactivated2014012]

[comrade-babygirl-deactivated201]

Please keep this circulating. Cops are getting more and more brazen, know your rights!

[hello-imaliveandwandwell]

good to know

[notsocolourblind]

Reblogging every time this goes past

[fuckingradfems]

I had to learn my rights the hard way…read this, study it, memorize it, this is insanely valuable information.

[julienhavoc]

Save a life my dudes

[blue-le-q]

[julienhavoc]

That’s how you know you’ve found the one

[gullahch1ld]

My life got better when I accepted that sometimes shit just doesn’t work out. You aren’t always going to get the job, the partner, the class, the internship or whatever else you care about. Sometimes shit hits the fan and you have to be okay with that. Every time your life falls to pieces you can’t hit the floor, you gotta get your shit together, let out a little cry and keep going. Like just bc shit doesn’t work out does not mean life is going terribly, it just means it wasn’t meant to be at this time and that’s A o fucking kay.

[julienhavoc]

How to stay alive 101. Works for me, might work for you

[gendice]

i’m gonna get good at art, get a girlfriend, and fight god

[gendice]

[julienhavoc]

At least it’s not all impossible

[kjthetalekeeper]

old meme, has been done before, but did that stop me?

[julienhavoc]

Out of her mouth? Her on board speaker? What’s playing Despacito here? Is it a live band?

[major-remade-deactivated2018080]

hot singles are in your area

[major-remade-deactivated2018080]

hot singles are on your block

[major-remade-deactivated2018080]

hot singles are in your house

[major-remade-deactivated2018080]

hot singles are here to kill you

[julienhavoc]

Hot singles can come in and do whatever they want to me. They’re hot so it’s okay

[anxiousbutconfident]

when lazy kissing gets intense with that deep breath and hip pull

[julienhavoc]

It’s what we live for dude. It’s in our bones

[ultrafacts]

Source

Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[majikkant-deactivated20180504]

The picture in the background of the second one

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Tama is boss

[ultrafacts]

[cat-fandom]

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

[ultrafacts]

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

[retro-geek-deactivated20220412]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

[karinanotcinerina]

Beautiful.

[system-fail-ure-deactivated2021]

Now I’m crying thanks

[sapphic-matriarchy]

and a new cat was hired right?

[clarenecessities]

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

[beasti]

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

[lafayettelabaguette]

Law

[tooiconic]

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

[sighinastorm]

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

[julienhavoc]

We need this in America. We seriously do

[writing-prompt-s]

You are the protagonist of a Disney film, but there’s one problem: you can’t sing.

[julienhavoc]

So Happy Feet but with humans? That sounds entertaining. Or like, false chord instead of singing. “I can’t sing. I can only belt out screams that rival an unholy demon from the depths of the dark abyss.” Yeah screw the human happy feet shit. The antics with a screamer like that