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Before it'd be mrsmiley17, but lately I've been using Cheebo

#april fool's

rathayibacter

cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings

rathayibacter

grug: grug must paint every hair on buffalo in realistic detail

thog: grug can chill out, audience know what buffalo look like. just do one line like thog

rathayibacter

thog: cave painting world no longer look for photorealism. expression of form and movement is new frontier

grug: but then how will grug demonstrate high level of skill? grug have art degree

thog: any caveman represent buffalo as it is. grug must represent what it means to grug

grug: hm. this will challenge grug. but grug enjoy rising to occasion

mikkeneko

snapcracklepop-myjoints

making the radical claim "11 year old children should be taught how to make extremely simple food" has resulted in people making arguments like "I wasnt allowed to plug in electronics until I was 16 and I think this is super normal actually" and "children dont know what ratios are so its unfair to expect them to be able to comprehend the idea of adding equal amounts rice and water to a rice cooker" and I gotta say originally I thought maybe I was being too judgy but now I feel very secure in my opinion because what the fuck

hannah-snow

Children might not know what ratios are in the sense of 1:1 notation, but they are more than capable of understanding 'you have to use the same amount of water and rice otherwise it goes wrong'.

hannah-snow

In addition to this, cooking is an excellent way to teach children scaling and ratio in Real Life.

ohifonlyx33

"Children don't understand-" AND THAT'S WHY IT IS YOUR JOB TO TEACH THEM????? LIKE HELLO??? THEY CAN LEARN??????

mokopirirakaugalaxias

SCREAMING because my job IS teaching children how to use ratios. THAT IS A THING WE TEACH CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!! I have taught children between 11-14 about ratios. There is really no reason they couldn’t learn it when they’re 9 or 10, either, for simple ratios. What the fresh FUCK is going on in your schools that anyone thinks children cannot understand ratios?

tmcb

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sleeplesslark

Reading a book libby says is 700 pages, Google and storygraph say its 300.....

#yeah i'll reblog that

bugologies

Gulmp.

i think this is the funniest possible image that could be used to illustrate this subject

electricpurrs

me engaging in my deepest, darkest fantasy

wtf-is-hockey

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

pseudospaceship

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

somniphobicfox

@theshitpostcalligrapher

theshitpostcalligrapher

vibes

ink: diamine firestorm

skribblegurl

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

heywriters

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

bumblewyn

ok but the onelook thesaurus will save your life, i literally could not live without this website

breelandwalker

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

myfairkatiecat

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REBLOGGING TO SAVE ANOTHER WRITERS LIFE

sirowsky

I use this every time I sit down to write. It's the best tool in the world and I would be lost without it!

mrsjellymunson

I feel/sense/imagine/perceive/believe/predict that this is going to be a permanently open tab in my browser 😂

Happy to continue sharing this lifesaving resource

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thickness-protection-program

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roach-works

i recently found out the funniest thing about big horses recently which is that for centuries humans have sworn that the feathering on big horse’s legs has been bred in there for a reason, and the reason given is usually something to do with how it helps keep the joints warm and safe when the big horse is doing hauling work in fields.

the thing is: it doesn’t appreciably do that, because the feathers wick up water and mud, which cancels out any insulation advantage they might hypothetically confer, and also it wasn’t even put there on purpose.

the Leg Get More Hair gene is just linked to the Bones Get More Big gene. when you breed any lineage of horses to have bigger bones–not just taller, but chunkier–the leg hair just happens anyway. so every single breed of draft horse has feathered legs, and even carriage horses like friesians get feathers once they hit a certain threshold of lorge.