Storm You, Bridgeboy

"Dark hair? Bedroom eyes? Moody demeanor? I totally get it."

[onlycosmere]

Urithiru by James Swinburne

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[cosmere-cosmeme]

Some worldhopper on Roshar: Sir! They’re storming the castle!

Dalinar: They’re doing WHAT to my castle?!

[trans-zellion]

they wrote a book about kelsier from fortnite????

[onlycosmere]

I don’t think this is what Google intended

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

Skybreakers are the funniest Radiant Order because they have actual procedures and continuity and they know what Ideals they’re going to say more than ten seconds before they say them while everyone else is just randomly discovering what they can do as it happens like “Huh, I can recover from Shardblade injuries”  “I hung out with Kaladin a lot and now I’m glowing”  “My friend can turn into a fork I guess”

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

Dustbringers/Releasers are the funniest Radiant Order because they ran the most unsuccessful propaganda campaign on Roshar trying to get their names changed but the new name doesn’t fit the schema of every other order so everyone still calls them Dustbringers

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

Edgedancers are the funniest Radiant Order because the Cultivationspren actually prepared and planned before going off to bond humans but the face of their Order is still a teenage girl who gets her powers from food and refers to Surges as “awesomeness”

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

Truthwatchers are the funniest Radiant Order because half of them are touched by and working for/with one of the Unmade, possessing powers forbidden to humans and derived from Odium himself, but other than than one aborted assassination attempt everyone is largely chill with it

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

Lightweavers are the funniest Radiant Order because most of the other Greater Spren are super wary about bonding with humans and getting killed but the Cryptics are just diving into the Physical Realm willy-nilly like “You get a nahel bond!”  “Your brother gets a nahel bond!” “Hoid gets a nahel bond!” “You killed your first spren?  That’s okay there’s more where she came from!”

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

Elsecallers are the funniest Radiant Order because it’s literally just Jasnah but she’s more competent and useful than all the Stonewards and Dustbringers combined.  I wouldn’t be at all surprised if she’d spoken the Fifth Ideal off-page

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

Willshapers are the funniest Radiant Order because Timbre and her friends just said “The problem isn’t the bond, the problem is humans” and ran off to go bond Listeners, so now there’s an entire Order of Radiants just off in the middle of nowhere being Conscientious Objectors to the apocalypse

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

Stonewards are the funniest Radiant Order because they’ve managed to completely avoid any fragment of plot relevance, despite their patron being the single most relevant Cognitive Shadow in the entire system.  They’re not missing or anything they just never do anything important over the course of almost 5000 pages somehow

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

Bondsmiths are the funniest Radiant Order because they just bully gods into giving them powers and then argue with said gods about how the gods should do their jobs

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

Windrunners are the funniest Radiant Order, but only because they have The Lopen.

[adolins-heart]

No one:

Me: That one. That’s my favorite.

*enter the well meaning royal man in a Sanderson book*

[dogs4ge]

skybreaker (derogatory)

[kadolin-radolin]

stfu Odium, you’ll never be him

[kadolin-radolin]

when the Sibling turned out to be alive

[ubiquitousandmanyeyed-deactivat]

adolin packing for shadesmar like

[kadolin-radolin]

[kadolin-radolin]

tbh my biggest fear in life is that Stormlight will change title fonts in the middle of the series again and my books won’t match

[kadolin-radolin]

in fucking tears about how much Kaladin cares. no matter where Kaladin is or how much (how little) power he has, he just can’t fucking resist helping people no matter the personal cost. i just. it’s so painful to see him be so hurt because he can’t stop loving and caring

[kadolin-radolin]

i really thought Formless was taking over without Veillandiant realising and reporting to Mraize herself

[kadolin-radolin]

kinda wanna f*ck pattern ngl

[kadolin-radolin]

me, excited that Zahel is explaining some of the deeper aspects of worldbuilding and we’re finally getting some answers:

Zahel, about to drop a random “she” on us that he won’t elaborate on:

[kadolin-radolin]

tell me why ROW got me in my Moashdin feels. i didn’t even ship them until this chapter

[chryza]

LOSING MY SHIT over this post in the Stormlight Facebook group