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@kaminoanbat
pleeeease, i need to see SNIPS again in the ahsoka show... let her be silly, i’m begging you on my knees. i really like ahsoka's cosplay as gandalf the white, but please let her smile and be happy for more than like 2 seconds
also. i need GIANT ahsoka. giant ahsoka with giant montrals
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of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit
got pissed off about how badly star war treated mr finn sequel trilogy and had to draw him and the ST trio a bunch to be normal again
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"Padmé and Anakin are Ahsoka's parents" "No, actually it's Rex and Anakin" "No, it should be Plo and Shaak Ti-"
Ahsoka doesn't have parents. Stop shoving Jedi into nuclear family roles. I'm so tired of it.
Jedi are raised in a community. You have a Master that guides you in the ways of the force until you're attuned enough to let it guide you on your own, and you won't need a teacher anymore. Then you let them go. This doesn't mean that you stop caring about your Master but you have thousands of Masters and you have thousands of brothers and sisters and Padawans too.
Aayla doesn't not teach Ahsoka because she's not her Master. She is still a Jedi Knight, and Ahsoka is a Jedi Padawan. They are all part of the same Jedi family, so of course, Aayla also does her best to guide her. So does Plo. So does Luminara. So does Master Sinube. They are raised in a way that they are all close and connected enough to each other to all fill teaching roles and be able to confide in each other and help each other and I think that's beautiful.
This must have seemed second-nature to her as well since Togruta live communally.
One year ago today I posted this miniature Star Wars Andor inspired photo I created. Shot practically using real figures, lighting & a couple of broom heads to create a crop field and a few perspective cheats.
Happy May the Fourth! I added a second page to this comic from last year!
Happy Star Wars Day! I’ve decided to make my Skywalker comic into one easily rebloggable post.
Here’s a bonus page in honor of May 4th!
We all know that Qui-gon asking Shmi who Anakin’s father was was an incredibly personal question and if she was totally lying to him I support her in that however I was thinking about it and started dying bc. there are like. two plausible explanations for him asking and I find both of them somewhat hilarious
1. The Jedi have no concept of the wider social norms regarding things like pregnancy and single parenthood, etc. because the vast majority of them will never have children plus they’re a giant communal village of psychics. They have no idea what is and is not appropriate to ask. It is the one situation that their training cannot prepare them for
2. Qui-gon is looking down at the midichlorian count and back up at Anakin. And then back to the count and then back at Anakin again trying to figure out if this kid looks like anyone he knows. Sweet force that would be awkward. Maybe he should call Obi-Wan and ask him to look up the last time a Jedi was assigned to come to Tatooine. But no, no accessing that info without anyone’s consent would be rude. Surely it would be more polite to ask her directly.
This makes me want a story where the force, as an entity, 'borrows' the genetic code of a Jedi for the 'father' of Anakin Skywalker and some random, routine blood test after he becomes a padawan becomes much less routine.
For this I want to you to consider the amusement possiblities for the following.
-Somehow Obi Wan is genetically the father, never mind that Obi Wan was 16 when Anakin was concieved(Sometime in BBY 42 or early BBY 41) and due to a mission mishap had been temple bound from 43 BBY to 40 BBY.
-Some random Jedi Knight/Jedi Master is the father, bonus if their physical gender/species makes them incapable of fathering a human or near human child (Council Member: Skywalker is genetically Kel Dor? How? Healer: Nothing I have ever learned gives me an answer for that). Obi Wan clutches at the poor Jedi, becasue he is a greiving 25 year old with a nine year old, he needs someone.
-Everytime the healers run the genetics test, they match with a different Jedi. Obi Wan pops up every second or third test.
“And the father this time is… me.”
“Why, Master Che, I didn’t realize you get around!”
*various Jedi running away in fear*
sorry my lekku are so long and robust and pleasantly tapered and vibrant
sorry that im an even 7'6" with my montrals and my rontohide industrial platform boots and my lekku go down to my fat fucking ass and slapp you in the face when i tern around even though im highkey an accomplished jedi warrior and could easily anticipate such mishaps. this is how the force manifests itself through me. are u literally mad rn....
stuff they actually let happen on Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Godzilla tried to eat Chancellor Palpatine
Darth Maul came back from the dead as a crime boss with robot legs and had a giant angry brother named Savage
Jabba the Hutt’s uncle was an offensive gay stereotype
Palpatine had a gigantic forehead for literally no reason
Zombie episode
They named a Jedi “I’m Gonna Die” and then killed him
Some senator had a sex robot
All the Twi’leks had French accents
Ahsoka got hunted for sport
Anakin had to do elaborate BDSM roleplay with an evil cat lady
Dooku was almost murdered by the Macbeth witches
Hondo Ohnaka
Yoda made contact with Qui-Gon Jinn’s ghost but the other Jedi just thought he had dementia
0.07 seconds after leaving the Jedi Order, Ahsoka crashed her motorcycle, got a girlfriend, and ended up smuggling drugs for the mob
Anakin and Obi-Wan met the physical incarnations of the Dark and Light Sides of the Force and they looked like a goth drama queen and his cottagecore sister and both of them were furries
Ahsoka got bit by an evil rat which made her evil for awhile
Jar Jar killed a guy
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sorry for the long post but I just want to thank everyone for these tags. I’m shaking. Thank you so much.
palpatine staged his own kidnapping like some sort of kink service
— tags via wellsbering
I mean… yeah
Jabbas cousin ran off with a stripper and they got a bunch of blackmail on the hutts but then she killed him and went back to work for jabba
Every time I think about, “Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend.” I start laughing because IT HAPPENED LIKE TWELVE YEARS AGO and THE ONLY PEOPLE THERE WERE SIDIOUS AND PLAGUEIS like there’s no way for the Jedi to even know this story existed, it’s not a millennia old tale, it was INCREDIBLY RECENT and they were Sith Lords IN HIDING, yet Palpatine just says that entire story with his whole chest like Anakin’s never going to go go the Jedi and say, “Hey, what’s up with never telling me about that Sith Legend Darth Plagueis?” so the Jedi can go “who the fuck is Darth Plagueis????” and Palpatine is RIGHT, Anakin’s brain is just like a hamster on a squeaky wheel, “oh okay I don’t know enough to tell if that’s true or not but I’m just gonna believe it”. ABOUT A STORY THAT HAPPENED A DECADE AGO, NOT SOME ANCIENT HISTORY. The absolute gall of Sheev Palpatine, there will never be another villain like him, he’s the bestworst.
#the funniest part about it for me is that it’s probably not even that uncommon of a story with the Sith#say Anakin did go demand the Jedi tell him about this#they’d tell him they’ve never heard of a Plagueis but sure lots of Sith were convinced they’d found the secrets of immortality#never worked out for them#and getting murdered in their sleep by their apprentice? a dime a dozen with the Sith#“the chancellor is probably just conflating various stories about historical Sith…wait why was he talking about Sith legends anyway?” (via @jedi-order-apologist) I am crying at the idea that Jocasta Nu, after being asked by a manic Anakin Skywalker about the Darth Plagueis legend, says she doesn’t know anything about that name, but she does have a dozen other stories about various elements that sound halfway familiar, so perhaps this is an amalgamation of various other stories, and she dumps like TWENTY VOLUMES of encyclopedias about the Sith in Anakin’s lap and says, okay, everything you need to know is in these books. And Anakin is saved from diving face first into the dark side through the power of him falling asleep in the third volume in the middle of the Jedi Archives because a) he hasn’t slept in a week and b) they’re not nearly as exciting as he thought they’d be. Jocasta just drapes a cloak over his shoulders and leaves him be with a soft pat to his back, he looks like he needed the rest.
#the idea of jocasta being like ‘hmm yes im afraid the chancellor only has a layman’s understanding of sith legends’ is soooo funny (via @gil-estel) Jocasta’s reaction to hearing about Sheev’s story being, “Those citations sound like complete shit.” is absolutely sending me. If you can’t properly cite your sources, Jocasta Nu isn’t buying your bullshit, Sidious.
#peer reviewed ✌️ #(unlike palpatine) (via @gil-estel) Jocasta submitting Palpatine’s “story” for peer review, which leads to the uncovering that he’s the Sith Lord because they have to look into his sources, is THE funniest way for the Jedi to find out about him being Darth Sidious.
he’s the bestworst.
bworst
finn starwars we will never forgive those movies for what they did to you. i saw your lightsaber. i saw your force sensitive. i saw your secondhand chanel boots that unbeknownst to all of us were put in the thrift store bin by luke skywalker but you rock them twice as hard.
Who was that guy Padme was fucking? Not Anakin the other
Cletus?
Clovis!!!! Rush Clovis!!!! I forgot what I was going to say about him but it probably wasn't good
CLETUS?!?!!
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anyway-
i miss y2k star wars every day
i love making clone ocs so much because they don't really have much of a naming system so i'm introducing them to my friends like "yeah, these are my sons coin, tailbone, and first class. he's addicted to gambling, he's aways falling on his ass, and he's prissy as fuck, respectively."
I have a clone oc named Optics, he’s obsessed with making sure that the clones are portrayed as good in the media, he also has horrid eyesight.
