I'm gonna take a walk

into your mind thick pan bitch with a stupid sense of humor, love music, love writing music, i love hearing new music so please share yours with me, proud to call my Jim my Bun son, you can call me roxie

[byjove]

Victor refusing to make the Monster a wife because he was worried they’d breed is such a cop out. Like, you’re cobbling together body parts from charnel houses. You can just not give her any ovaries. You can just spay her like a cat. Why are you this dumb Victor. You’re a doctor.

[byjove]

the implication that victor spend weeks giving the monster a working dick is also extremely weird

[techskylander]

Something to remember is that Victor didn’t just give the monster a working dick! He wanted his creation to be made of the best parts of men-it’s why the monster is made up of so many different pieces rather than one fresh corpse, why he’s so large, and why Victor is disappointed that he isn’t beautiful.

So, what does this mean? It means that Victor looked at the dicks of various corpses, testing not only to make sure they work, but also to find what he considered to be the best corpse dick. Does this mean the monster was extremely hung? Or did Victor simply pick the dick that seemed most attractive to him? Did he memorize the appearance of the dicks, or did he line them up to compare?

We’ll never know, because the original story never touches on the subject, and it’s one of the few flaws in Mary Shelley’s work.

[byjove]

I know I started this conversation but I’m so sorry I did

[karlsmanson]

All I can picture is the sex scene from Young Dr Frankenstein

[thatsbelievable]

[kiixiies]

[mancydrew]

every time i burp it tastes like Arby’s

[puncromancer]

and every time we kiss I swear I can fly

[fuertecito]

I’ve been laughing for the past two hours

[milky-katzchen]

ASS

[sailorbrazil]

points have been made

[axiomschema]

Counterpoint

[big-ovipositor-energy]

an addition

[gauntletqueen]

We’re done

[merelybeing]

LMAO yessss, kate harrison!!!

“SHE’S A LESBIAN. MY BAD!”

[bagofbirds]

lgbt stands for let’s go to bed

[spacefaring-kissboi]

[grungegoths]

Everybody pause your discussions about white men in androgynous clothing for a second and look at Ranveer Singh, a brown bollywood actor absolutely SMASHING it in these outfits for Vogue India 

Hes wearing a whole dress with BANGLES if yall cant tell

Things he did?That 

Just look

Amazing

[captainmera]

trying to get your story together like:

[captainmera]

Explaining your story to a willing ear:

[captainmera]

“I really like your story! is there more?”

[captainmera]

“I like this character, is there more about them?”

[laffgaff]

I just farted in my wallet.

Now I have gas money.

[infamousprincejayyeee-deactivat]

[spankmehillary-deactivated20220]

What song is this Nicki verse from?

[karlsmanson]

Sounds like a bad terrance and phillip joke

[voidbat]

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

[ladyjolder]

me: [sticks one leg out]

body: perfect

[bongboops]

Demon to my now exposed leg:

[glumshoe]

You have a pointy ear? My boyfriend’s left ear is pointed but his right isn’t - I wasn’t aware this was a common occurrence.

My right ear is pointed. It’s probably due to leaning on it funny in utero. My parents did joke when I was a kid that I was half elf, divided right down the middle.

I now know they were lying. I’m clearly half goblin.

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

[catchymemes]

This adorable proposal.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[space-cadet-123-deactivated2020]

I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories

[lobster-senpai-deactivated20150]

“Off the wall”. Vans. Vans off the wall. Vans are also cars. Who drives vans? Creeps. Whos creepy? Slenderman. Slenderman wears a suit, so Natalia Kills would dissaprove. “Natalia Kills” has three A’s in it. a triangle has three sides. This post is illuminati confirmed.

[space-cadet-123-deactivated2020]

I’m so happy tbh

[vicevirtue]

You just proved it again. “I’m so happy tbh” has 12 letters in it. It also has 4 words. Guess what 12 divided by 4 is? That’s right- it’s 3. A triangle has 3 sides. Checkmate. Illuminati confirmed yet again. This is too easy.

[askinnyblackman]

things i used to laugh at

actual jokes

things i laugh at now

yard sard