Shits and Giggles

I use they/them pronouns, aro, ace. Formerly AliceandNyx but changed to something more gender neutral. I mostly reblog fandom stuff and random other things. I have an incredible affinity towards werewolves, grim reapers, Alice in Wonderland, and Deadpool. Other stuff I like includes Doctor Who, Steam Powered Giraffe, and other geeky stuff.

[absurdist-void]

damn right

[lewdmangabey]

maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.

[failfemme]

most studies show that prices would only have to go up by 1 to 3 cents in order to raise employee wages significantly

or, you know, the ceo’s could take pay cuts but that would be so hard for the poor multimillionaires

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

my favorite out-of-context spoilers for “dora and the lost city of gold”:

dora and diego get high and hallucinate onscreen for two minutes straight while their guide strips offcamera 

boots saves the day while “these boots are made for walkin” plays in spanish 

all the mystical elements of dora the explorer (talking backpacks, monkey with boots) are explained away as 6yo dora’s imagination… except for swiper. swiper just. exists. a walking, talking, kleptomaniac fox with a blue mask is working with a team of mercenaries and this is only barely questioned

[catrinecat]

So how does Danny Trejo play boots? Is he part of the hallucination? Does he make the monkey sounds? Does Boots swear in Danny Trejo Español!?

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

oh he speaks in one scene but it’s not the hallucination scene 

this is also never explained

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

hmm have some more out-of-context spoilers

two scorpions fuck on a guy’s head 

dora sings a song about digging a hole in the middle of the woods to poop in 

while dora does not get to use her knife, she does get to knock a guy out twice and sets up another guy to die and doesn’t seem sorry 

[hashtagloveloses]

I also have to reiterate that someone in this movie holds a machine gun

[everythingfox]

Older gentleman excited for his birthday

[amoisthobo]

[alittledaylight]

Will definitely be trying this...

[pandavalkyrie]

Hi I live in Richmond VA and I love my city so much, this morning 60 people woke up to find old television sets just sitting on their porches or lawns. Even better, those with security cameras recorded the person(s) responsible and they cannot be identified because they were wearing a jumpsuit and tv on their head

[pandavalkyrie]

A new local cryptid I’m so stoked

[ultrafacts]

Source

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[qt-3point1four-deactivated20200]

Here, put this candy in your annoying mouth and shut the fuck up.

[bonifidebaritone]

They’re like adult pacifiers

[bimboid]

[ohbeauregard]

Wait, the mantilla is what you all have been fighting about?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling “baby echidna”

just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too

[fatboyslim]

[lesbianmooncolony-deactivated20]

remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

[charlesoberonn]

The canonical name for the Thanos Snap is The Decimation which is really underwhelming and etymologically incorrect.

[theideamaster]

The Duocimation doesn’t really roll of the tongue.

[charlesoberonn]

The Halfenning

[logo-comics]

The Cosmic Coin Toss.

[mrevaunit42]

Duck duck dust

[charlesoberonn]

The Shittiest Lottery

[wombatking]

The Thanos Can’t Mathening

[littlemissonewhoisall]

The d% of Doom

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

What Happens When You Flunk Sociology

[vigilantsycamore]

An Objectivist’s Idea of Solving Artificial Scarcity

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Don’t let your Purple Children Read Ayn Rand”

[kelssiel]

Another One Bites the Dust, Queen (1980)

[cakeisnotpie]

The Snapture.

[gahdamnpunk]

“Land of the free”

[bitterlush]

[monsterlets]

but now i’m just picturing a spider hopping along on one leg

[iguanamouth]

[bewareofchickens-deactivated202]

[sweet-bitsy]

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

[taopopop]

C'est les swimming poules

[baskervilleshund]

[queerpontmercy]

less “if you see a man and woman together at pride be nice! they could be bi/pan/trans/ace/aro” and more “stop gendering strangers to harass them anywhere, but especially at pride holy shit”

[queerpontmercy]

you know what? i want this to reach the people who do this– especially the ones claiming to support trans folk (usually in really hollow ways lol i’m not bitter). keep reblogging– i want this sentiment to be widespread and for people to stop gendering strangers! especially in explicitly LGBTQ+ spaces!