Korre

My brain is currently serving: Joker Out and Hanwenzhou. Fandom lurker. 30+. Swedish. Occasionally posts fanart and fandom statistics. Other interests include math, art, trees, physics, sharks, fandom discussions, cats, fantasy books, board games and baking.

[the-big-mood]

This might be the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life

[blurds]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[luxshine]

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

[falconratesbirds]

14/10 doing his best

[littleguysdaily]

[animentality]

[achievement-hunter]

[textandimageenjoyer]

[kat]

i had a dream last night that the entire world used a currency (?) called angrypennies which as the name implies are obtained by experiencing anger. the stronger and more intense your anger was, the more angrypennies you'd gain. an all-consuming rage would earn you more than a slight irritation, etc. so people were always searching for ways to fuel their anger and purposefully keeping themselves angry all the time because they wanted to earn angrypennies. unclear if angrypennies could be exchanged for goods and services, or if they were just a collectible.

anyway, as if this wasn't heavy-handed enough, at one point british comedian greg davies appeared and explained that angrypennies couldn't be worth feeling angry all the time. this was a real revelation to dream-me and i was finally able to break free of the angrypenny grind and allow myself to experience emotions other than anger.

[kat]

it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)

[belladonnabedlam]

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Remaining time: 5 days 10 hours

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

[stella-draws-things]

[beardedmrbean]

Periscope up

[birds-in-posts]

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

[flareonfloof]

birds have secret bones we're not allowed to know about

[beardedmrbean]

[sleepy-bebby]

If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

[bandydear]

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

[gallusrostromegalus]

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Can you imagine how fucking loud that is underwater

[svenska-pollar]

Chokladbollar à la Tumblr

När jag startade en poll om att göra chokladbollar tillsammans med alla er, så visste jag redan på förhand två saker: Det skulle bli kaos, och oavsett detta, så skulle jag baka dem.

Eftersom detta är Tumblr, så anade jag också att eftersom det sista alternativet innehöll vanilj (en lycklig slump, de var i alfabetisk ordning), så skulle det bli väldigt mycket vaniljsocker i de här bollarna. Vad jag inte hade räknat med var de ofantliga mängderna kaffe. Eftersom jag inte dricker kaffe så brukar jag inte ens bry mig om att ha det i mina chokladbollar. Men det gjorde förstås bara utfallet intressantare: vad skulle det egentligen bli för konsistens på det här bakverket?

Så låt oss komma till sak! Här kommer receptet för Tumblrs egna chokladbollar, konverterat från AXA:s dito. Det är något avrundat för att gå att mäta upp enkelt, men om något verkar helfel så skyller jag på att jag inte haft en mattelektion på halva mitt liv.

Rör ihop 90 g rumsvarmt matfett och 1,5 msk strösocker.

2. Tillsätt 1 dl havregryn.

3. Tillsätt 5 msk kakao.

4. Tillsätt 1,25 dl vaniljsocker.

5. Tillsätt 1,4 dl kallt kaffe.

6. Arbeta ihop till en deg smet. Ställ in i kylskåp för att stelna något.

(Det här luktade gudomligt.)

7. Blanda separat 0,8 dl pärlsocker och 3 msk kokos för garneringen. (Du lär inte behöva så mycket men det är vad receptet säger.)

8. Forma små bollar av degen smeten och rulla i garneringen ...

8½. Omvärdera föregående steg.

9. Voilà!

Bon appétit!

Hur smakade de då? Tro't eller ej, de är helt ätbara! Aningen beska kanske, men vaniljsockret väger upp för både bristen på strösocker och för de stora mängderna kakao och kaffe. Jag kan tänka mig att det skulle vara gott med några kulor glass till men jag har ingen hemma för tillfället så det överlåter jag åt någon annan att prova.

Tack för att ni hjälpte till med bakningen! <3

[theaterard]

[ruinedchildhood]

[galerienoirchic]

Isabella Rossellini and Viggo Mortensen for Vogue, 1987. 📷 by Bruce Weber

[syrphinia]

Merlin and Hunith

[stars-bean]

Mamma Mia! (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd

[vrabia]

the silmarillion is wild because you read it and you're like huh okay, and then you read lotr and it turns out everyone's just going around doing their own thing while the surviving elves are living through the final chapters of a post-apocalyptic horror story

[vrabia]

rivendell's a pretty chill place, right? everyone gets along splendidly. dream retirement home et cetera. solid chance the guy you're having afternoon tea with has either survived or personally committed war crimes. also the reason it's so chill is elrond has this magic ring that makes it so the whole place exists slightly outside normal time

galadriel's been around since the beginning, like, for pretty much all of middle-earth's history you understand, she has Seen it all and despite what you may have been led to believe is at all times this close to snapping. also the reason lothlorien is so chill is she has this magic ring that makes it so the whole place exists slightly outside normal time

i can't emphasize enough how much of a post-apocalyptic horror story thranduil lives in. homeland destroyed and half his people massacred. has fucken sauron in his backyard and the spawn of the primordial beast that eats light puttering about on his lawn. a dragon lives next door. does NOT have a magic ring and is therefore obliged to rule over his murderforest in normal time

just so we're all on the same page here, legolas' day job before joining the fellowship was to hunt the spawn of the primordial beast that eats light and it's not like, a big deal or anything. he just has to do it. he's used to it.

'elves are leaving middle-earth and it's so sad :(' they have ptsd samwise.

[shocotate]

I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

[wickedwonderlandd]

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

The orb delights him