sweetheart

[dragontatoes]

Warm blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Warm blooded creature: *vibrates*

[quorpiest]

Cold blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Cold blooded creature: goes into a coma

[effervescentbi]

big “let’s go!” energy

[ruptorune]

Please don’t fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All that’s going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.

[waywardsignns-a]

Please don’t fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All that’s going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.

[sandersstudies]

This is blatantly untrue

Companies do not experience one day of revenue loss and pull the plug, destroying years of work and firing dozens if not hundreds of employees.

Companies which experience loss in revenue and consumer interest make investments and changes in order to regain their users/customers. That’s why organized protests and boycotts WORK. Tumblr will NOT go down after one bad day or week, but they might be willing to listen to its userbase if we put up an organized protest. (If you don’t believe me, think about how long sites like MySpace and Google+ hang around with fractions of their previous user base, often for years.)

Yahoo paid over one billion dollars for Tumblr, and the website will not go offline because of a one-day event, so in conclusion,

DO log off on December 17th to show Tumblr that you disapprove of its recent content ban and clumsy execution of censorship.

Please reblog this version of the post to stop the spread of misinformation.

[juliannemmoore]

comments under jake gyllenhaal’s first instagram post

[slavery]

How does anyone hate kids they are so funny I sold tickets to incredibles to this little girl and her mom and she’s like mom are we sitting next to each other and the moms like ya and the kid screamed YES so loud it broke my ears

[pkslider]

The other day I was bringing an older gentleman up the hill in a golf cart and we drove past this huge YMCA group of kids like 100 kids and driving past the first chunk like 10 of them yelled out “let me on” in unison and then since I’m driving so slowly to be safe, halfway in some kid leaned up and said “do you play fortnite” and I told him I played a little and he just pointed and shouted “THIS GUY PLAYS FORTNITE” and then like 20 kids started talking to me all at once about fortnite

[low-budget-mulan]

A kid asked me if I lived in the ambulance. I said yes.

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

The hero we deserve

[treerot]

When I was on register at Kohl’s a little girl came through with her grandma and she was so very excited to tell me the meaning of her name (I think it was like warrior of god) and she begged her grandma for her phone so she could google to find out what my name means too

[newterjuice]

i wear two spinner rings on one finger and one time at my last job a young girl (probably 6-8) said “your ring is very pretty” and when i showed her it was two rings she GASPED and said “does that mean you’re marrying two people?!”

[siren-singing]

I have this necklace with a mermaid on it that I wear to work a lot and I got asked by a kid if it gave me magic powers. I leaned in real close and told her in a low voice it gave me magical girl powers but it was a secret. She got this real serious look on her face and said to her mom “that lady has superpowers, don’t tell anyone or the government will take her away”.

[business-pug]

The other day i had to give a speech at my school despite my horrific fear of public speaking and afterwards i had kid come up to me and say well done to me. It was so cute.

[mcr-minivan-deactivated20200108]

god I love tiny kids

[uberfluss]

there was a kid in one of our science camps and he spent the whole week in a lab coat and goggles screaming “CHEMICALS” at the top of his lungs. he wouldn’t even tell us his name for the first two days just screamed CHEMICALS instead.

[moth-doe]

I was watching these kids at church today and one of them screamed and threw a toy car into the wall and it broke and the other one looked over calmly and said “does your insurance cover that?”

[armandyke]

I was taking the drink order for a family at work and I asked their kid what he wanted to drink and he just looked at me with a completely deadpan expression and said “vodka” and me and the parents just fucking lost it

[kwakgf]

I was baby sitting a little girl and when she wanted to play on my phone and see my photos so I showed her pictures of me when I meet Thor and Cap at disney and after I very proudly told her I meet super heroes she put down my phone, held me hands and looked me dead in the eyes and said "You know there not real people right"

And the same girl at the last show of the play she was in, called me over to her and after I crouched down to her height she put a mustache sticker on me and said "This is for being my best friend"

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

[glixbitch]

I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING

[emoceanman]

me: is fine being single, understands i am still capable of love, is in no rush, doesn’t like relationships that much

stupid brain:

[topherkeysausage]

[beynons]

find me this icon 

[espiritu-de-la-luna]

And tell him our wedding date

[buzzfeedlgbt]

Bookmarking now and forever (x)

[tereshkova2001]

This is a *really good* article that both handles anatomy concerns and presumes zero background makeup knowledge. Well done.

[butchfatty-deactivated20210203]

It’s amazing that the cover photo is showing both older women and people of color, something that the media consistently ignores regarding the trans community.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

for my followers

[curseworm]

mutuals if tumblr gets deleted feel free to hunt me down in the city streets like a half-feral animal

[roguesgambits-deactivated202306]

thank u, jeff

[its-the-fluffy-lupin]

I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

[bipolarized]

This is it.

This is officially the best thing I’ve ever seen.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[marvellegends]

I just realized I’m not playing Spider-Man.

[anarchy-kisses]

Gays not knowing strap means gun and straights not knowing strap means strap on has been the funniest miscommunication on the Internet so far

[avoidantproblem]

over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

[wildwood-faun]

the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess

[princeheathen]

the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up 

[i-moved-to-wallacewezt-blog]

me: says i hate boys

me, upon seeing a boy smile/duck his head/roll up his sleeves/run them through his hair: shit,,,

[i-moved-to-wallacewezt-blog]

stop reblogging this please because a) its about jason todd and b) i said ‘them’ instead of ‘his hands’ and thus it now means ‘run his sleeves through his hair’ so please stop im begging u….