Kylash's Wonder Emporium

[akeyhiko-deactivated20140715]

[ryanphantom]

I apparently reblogged this in 2012 and someone just reblogged it from me this post is so fucki g cool and fu.nny

[godisafujoshi]

“too horny on main!!!!” Whats next? Too lovely in heart? Too considerate in friendship? Too cocky in boing boing?

[treecitysessions]

[persianmom]

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

[larken-the-skies]

It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.

[littlebirdofprey]

spending an extra five minutes in the main menu of dragon age origins cos the game wants to connect to a defunct online feature

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[themoonandmyman]

YouTube to MP3 converter is a kind of dead wife

[dndprofessor]

[wordfather]

step 1 to writing is always remember to have fun! in step 2 begins the agony

[little-piece-of-tamlin]

i may be writing kaebedo again

[kylashsri]

yayyyyy

[homunculus-argument]

I think my deepest problems as a person stem from the fact that instead of an inner child, I have an inner One Of These Fucking Things

Like that's what the core of my soul looks like. It's just one of those ugly little fucklings.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gentle reminder that if u feel hungry soon after eating, it might be bc you’re eating mostly carbs without adding enough protein. try eating a handful of nuts or smthing alongside your next meal.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and you don’t have to change the recipe or anything! you can eat what you were going to, just add some cheese cubes or a handful of nuts or salami slices on the side. u don’t have to change your meals, just add a little extra protein

[kreature-ofthenight]

thats nice but what do I need to do If I wake up around 3 am every other night with an unquenchable hunger for flesh even tho I ate normal balanced meals trough the day?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

spoonful of peanut butter

[liberalsarecool]

UBI works. 88% success rate.

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[hometoursandotherstuff]