@ladyhalation - Tumblr Blog

I hate tumblr as much as the next guy but at least we still see dashboard posts in chronological order instead of the bullshit random order of instagram and facebook where stuff from days ago appears right below stuff that was just posted

floozys-deactivated20180908

have u ever met someone so terrible that it makes u a better person like u learn from mistakes that you haven’t even made purely from observing them, thank you for being so obnoxiously terrible, please don’t ever interact with me again

floozys-deactivated20180908

update: i’m no longer plagued by the presence of the person i wrote this about nine months ago, reblog this now and you too can banish your unloved ones within nine months

75orchids

me when some drama’s about to happen

strangeparker

kenihana

Wholesome

carrionthrash-deactivated201904

people on here still lose their fuckin minds over vore jokes but like……….. if you have been on the internet for over a month and vore still shocks you i don’t know what to tell you. i don’t know what to say. i’ve been surfing the web for years and i’m so numb at this point like honestly people who are into vore are so neutral and intro level just let them jack off in peace. you all still have so much lust for life and youthful astonishment and outrage but i’m like a ragdoll getting washed down some rapids limply slamming into all the rocks.

haircutwizard

NowoN! NoN! Now, Prisoner 24602060451! You’re no one! Lol! Your time is up and your time is up and your time is up! And I’m Javert! You know what THAT means! Means I’m freeeeeeeeeeeNOeeeeeeeeeeeNOeeeeeeeeeeNO! Sauce, sauce, sauce. Your gun. Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! No! FaaF! To the left to the right, to the left to the right! HerereH! It warns you’re a man! I-sh. NaaN! I-shh. NaN. I s(h)tole a-lol-a-lol-a loaf of breeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaddd! And I’m Javert! My sister’s child was cloaked. WeweweW. Now six of rules that that she chained to daint five one trying six and Jav get get! My sister’s child was the child of death. We were starving! You’ll starve again! Lol! Lol! And I’m Javert! Unless you learn the meaning of narooshanwshnush! You’re the meaning eeznyenswoo! Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! FaF! What?! You dangerous nun! Yes, 666. My name is JoJ van JaJ! and I’m JaJvert! Do not forget my name! :c Do not forget my name! :s Do not forget my mum! 2fort! Get me a sandwich! JoJ van JaJ hands over sandwich Nom nom nom nom nom nom! Woah! I s(h)tole a bread! Die! Shoots him And I’m Javert! Techno music starts I’m Javert I’m I-I’m Javert! I’m Jave-e-e-e-e-e Javert! Now Prisoner 11111! Your time is up and your parole’s begun! You know what that means! Yes! Means I’m bread! No! Shoots him again Get me a sandwich! Gets given donuts. Tosses donuts aside. No. Lol!

internetwes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEVago2PKn0

lagonegirl

We don’t even need a disney remake of Mulan. Look at this.

I would totally watch more Disney reboots if children from the actual ethnicities were cast in those movies.

littlewoosh

OMG THIS IS SO ADORABLE THEY ARE SO GOOD

miriamgrace25

Oh my word Grandma Fa she nailed it 😭

jisohyua

SLAY!!! Got me dead 😭 😭

homo-siren

This was fantastic

#vidyas #these kids are so cute #also talented

weloveshortvideos

jazzcochina-deactivated20180807

OMFG THIS IS ME TALKING TO BABIES

benepla-deactivated20180521

im obsessed w this video

bonehandledknife

Omfg u think this is funny without sound fucking turn it on i beg of u im laughjng sohard icangbreatheee

#vidyas

lesbianrey

i didnt know this was like a thing.. the fuck its just a light pink………

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1

so this is the color of the fabled tumblr nose

breebunn-deactivated20180414

JESUS CHRIST @ ME NEXT TIME THIS IS LITERALLY MY BLOG COLOR LMFAOOO

sabertoothwalrus

what I love most about this is

“millennial”

cookievampiress

It’s just a cute rosy light pink…

pardonmewhileipanic

im gonna start calling my farts “millennial farts” because apparently you can just put “millennial” before anything and pretend it’s ~a thing~

lady-feral

I believe the pink they’re referring to is specifically named “rose quartz” which is pretty awesome.

transfemale

Rose Quartz is a millennial

#lol #stevie univision

weloveshortvideos

Moseby has lost it…

binches-deactivated20220521

this was so moving… i really hope they cast him in the next pitch perfect movie

#vidyas #this is what happens when you run in his lobby

vethox

I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti

“if it’s meant to be, it will be” - friendships, relationships, people in general coming into your life, dealing with rejection

“if you want it, go get it” - your goals, aspirations, work and work ethic, changing your life (diet, exercise, hobbies, political views, opinions)

justsomeantifas

them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT

biologist:

systlin

Like literally the only reason we didn’t go extinct is because we are aggressively social creatures who community organized and helped each other when faced with disasters that drove other species over the brink.

(Like we’re so aggressively social that we looked at APEX PREDATORS and went ‘they look soft! Friend????’)

(The answer was yes because wolves are also aggressively social and they adopted the strange tall not-wolves just as eagerly.)

kelssiel

humans @ wolves: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if they’ll let us pet them?

wolves @ humans: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if they’ll pet us?

aztechnology

Just in case people want source, here you go: humans are compelled to help each other in disaster situation, humans feel an innate urge to help others. We will help strangers too, not just family, and it has been tested.

boxingcleverrr

Also we’ve always taken care of our elderly and disabled. When life was literally “hunt and gather every day to live”, we saw value in taking care of those with disabilities.

meangirlnurse

my family is so. fucking weird and resistant to talking about anything. when i was a small child i asked my mother why she had a lot of gifts and things where people called her by another name and she like. didn’t give me a straight answer? it was her Hebrew name. like that’s literally it. that’s all u had to say

meangirlnurse

great-great-grandma cohen refused to tell her younger children that they were related to her two eldest children

meangirlnurse

my family didn’t tell me about part of my actual name until i sent away for my social security info to get my driver’s permit in my junior year of high school. i have an entire middle name that no one ever felt the need to mention to me

meangirlnurse

i had to google my own brother to find out why we don’t talk about him anymore

meangirlnurse

one morning in seventh grade my mother was driving me to school and asked me if she was too overprotective. i told her “yeah, sometimes.” then she casually, calmly went, “maybe it’s because you were almost kidnapped as a baby”

she didn’t even elaborate until i asked her to explain

(my father later confirmed that i was, in fact, briefly stolen as an infant)

my mom just dropped this information on me for the first time and was then like “bye honey have a good day at school”

meangirlnurse

no one knows great-grandma ruth’s real last name