I hate tumblr as much as the next guy but at least we still see dashboard posts in chronological order instead of the bullshit random order of instagram and facebook where stuff from days ago appears right below stuff that was just posted
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I hate tumblr as much as the next guy but at least we still see dashboard posts in chronological order instead of the bullshit random order of instagram and facebook where stuff from days ago appears right below stuff that was just posted
have u ever met someone so terrible that it makes u a better person like u learn from mistakes that you haven’t even made purely from observing them, thank you for being so obnoxiously terrible, please don’t ever interact with me again
update: i’m no longer plagued by the presence of the person i wrote this about nine months ago, reblog this now and you too can banish your unloved ones within nine months
me when some drama’s about to happen
Wholesome
people on here still lose their fuckin minds over vore jokes but like……….. if you have been on the internet for over a month and vore still shocks you i don’t know what to tell you. i don’t know what to say. i’ve been surfing the web for years and i’m so numb at this point like honestly people who are into vore are so neutral and intro level just let them jack off in peace. you all still have so much lust for life and youthful astonishment and outrage but i’m like a ragdoll getting washed down some rapids limply slamming into all the rocks.
NowoN! NoN! Now, Prisoner 24602060451! You’re no one! Lol! Your time is up and your time is up and your time is up! And I’m Javert! You know what THAT means! Means I’m freeeeeeeeeeeNOeeeeeeeeeeeNOeeeeeeeeeeNO! Sauce, sauce, sauce. Your gun. Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! No! FaaF! To the left to the right, to the left to the right! HerereH! It warns you’re a man! I-sh. NaaN! I-shh. NaN. I s(h)tole a-lol-a-lol-a loaf of breeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaddd! And I’m Javert! My sister’s child was cloaked. WeweweW. Now six of rules that that she chained to daint five one trying six and Jav get get! My sister’s child was the child of death. We were starving! You’ll starve again! Lol! Lol! And I’m Javert! Unless you learn the meaning of narooshanwshnush! You’re the meaning eeznyenswoo! Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! FaF! What?! You dangerous nun! Yes, 666. My name is JoJ van JaJ! and I’m JaJvert! Do not forget my name! :c Do not forget my name! :s Do not forget my mum! 2fort! Get me a sandwich! JoJ van JaJ hands over sandwich Nom nom nom nom nom nom! Woah! I s(h)tole a bread! Die! Shoots him And I’m Javert! Techno music starts I’m Javert I’m I-I’m Javert! I’m Jave-e-e-e-e-e Javert! Now Prisoner 11111! Your time is up and your parole’s begun! You know what that means! Yes! Means I’m bread! No! Shoots him again Get me a sandwich! Gets given donuts. Tosses donuts aside. No. Lol!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEVago2PKn0
We don’t even need a disney remake of Mulan. Look at this.
I would totally watch more Disney reboots if children from the actual ethnicities were cast in those movies.
OMG THIS IS SO ADORABLE THEY ARE SO GOOD
Oh my word Grandma Fa she nailed it 😭
SLAY!!! Got me dead 😭 😭
This was fantastic
OMFG THIS IS ME TALKING TO BABIES
im obsessed w this video
Omfg u think this is funny without sound fucking turn it on i beg of u im laughjng sohard icangbreatheee
i didnt know this was like a thing.. the fuck its just a light pink………
so this is the color of the fabled tumblr nose
JESUS CHRIST @ ME NEXT TIME THIS IS LITERALLY MY BLOG COLOR LMFAOOO
what I love most about this is
“millennial”
It’s just a cute rosy light pink…
im gonna start calling my farts “millennial farts” because apparently you can just put “millennial” before anything and pretend it’s ~a thing~
I believe the pink they’re referring to is specifically named “rose quartz” which is pretty awesome.
Rose Quartz is a millennial
Moseby has lost it…
this was so moving… i really hope they cast him in the next pitch perfect movie
I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”
“if it’s meant to be, it will be” - friendships, relationships, people in general coming into your life, dealing with rejection
“if you want it, go get it” - your goals, aspirations, work and work ethic, changing your life (diet, exercise, hobbies, political views, opinions)
them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT
biologist:
Like literally the only reason we didn’t go extinct is because we are aggressively social creatures who community organized and helped each other when faced with disasters that drove other species over the brink.
(Like we’re so aggressively social that we looked at APEX PREDATORS and went ‘they look soft! Friend????’)
(The answer was yes because wolves are also aggressively social and they adopted the strange tall not-wolves just as eagerly.)
humans @ wolves: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if they’ll let us pet them?
wolves @ humans: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if they’ll pet us?
Just in case people want source, here you go: humans are compelled to help each other in disaster situation, humans feel an innate urge to help others. We will help strangers too, not just family, and it has been tested.
Also we’ve always taken care of our elderly and disabled. When life was literally “hunt and gather every day to live”, we saw value in taking care of those with disabilities.
my family is so. fucking weird and resistant to talking about anything. when i was a small child i asked my mother why she had a lot of gifts and things where people called her by another name and she like. didn’t give me a straight answer? it was her Hebrew name. like that’s literally it. that’s all u had to say
great-great-grandma cohen refused to tell her younger children that they were related to her two eldest children
my family didn’t tell me about part of my actual name until i sent away for my social security info to get my driver’s permit in my junior year of high school. i have an entire middle name that no one ever felt the need to mention to me
i had to google my own brother to find out why we don’t talk about him anymore
one morning in seventh grade my mother was driving me to school and asked me if she was too overprotective. i told her “yeah, sometimes.” then she casually, calmly went, “maybe it’s because you were almost kidnapped as a baby”
she didn’t even elaborate until i asked her to explain
(my father later confirmed that i was, in fact, briefly stolen as an infant)
my mom just dropped this information on me for the first time and was then like “bye honey have a good day at school”
no one knows great-grandma ruth’s real last name
this is some Lemony Snicket shit right here
Call out post for those confounded Dover boys!!!!!!
I HATE TOM
I HATE DICK
I HATE LARRY
Delete this post, Dan Backslide
Delete this post, Dan Backslide
Delete this post, Dan Backslide
An inbox!
I’ll send them hate mail!
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
DEAR RICH DORA STANDPIPE. HOW I LOVE HER-
…followers’ reblogs.
Forced to pass a certain blog,
a porn blog of unsavory repute,
our young friends meet the distressing situation with their usual, uncompromising moral fortitude.
{This user is content with the way the show Steven Universe has been progressing as of late}
You can tell the people in charge at my campus are cis dudes because the tampon and pad dispensers are either chronically empty or nonexistent
re-creation of one of my favorite audio posts (which is now broken)
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