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Headcanon: How bewildering it must be to be a clear sighted Muggle approaching Hogwarts. You get all the misdirections and the magic.
After my daughter started playing soccer on Saturday mornings, we quickly settled into a little routine. As soon as the game is over and the soccer moms and dads finish stowing their foldable living rooms into their SUVs, I take Natalie to Paneraâs for breakfast. She always orders a strawberry smoothie. Me? Coffee and a [âŠ]
Read it friends. Itâs everything youâve ever wanted to say to that one customer who thinks youâre a parasite just because youâre working behind the counter.
Well, all his posts are like that, but the religious imagery is so funny in this particular post.
4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.
5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger
6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights
7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)
That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving
8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.
Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time
girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.
guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis
(Iâm an enby, but, frankly, this is helpful for anyone.)
- always tell someone where youre at and an approx time when youll be back
Add text replacement words in your phone if possible. Something short and memorable that you can send quickly to people in moments of emergencies.
E.g.
I f ing hate that we need to reblog this, people suck, but this will save lives.
DO NOT SCROLL PAST
Being female fucking sucks but yes this shit is important for everyone
Also, do not walk close to walls. It will be easier for someone so walk past you and push you against it or corner you.
If your gut is telling you to cross the street or change your path, do it. Donât risk it. Your body knows.
If you can, buy a large umbrella and walk holding it. Studies say that predators are less likely to attempt an attack on someone that could fight back. Keys around your knuckles is fine but youâll need to get very close to do damage. Umbrellas are more precise.
Avoid wearing headphones if you are alone on an empty street. Look aware.
Again: Stay. Away. From. Walls.
Entering an uber alone? Call your father (or anyone you trust) and say âhey dad! Yep, Iâm almost there, Iâm sending you the route.â outloud. Then proceed to send them the route so they can follow the uber drive. This will most likely intimidate the predator.
If you see someone in an uncomfortable or possibly dangerous situation, walk up to them and say âBetty, oh my god, I havenât seen you in so long!â. If she gets slightly confused, you can whisper and let her know youâre trying to help and that she should follow along. Walk together to another station or away from where you are. The man will most likely not follow. I have done this one 2 times and can be very helpful.
If you are unsure she needs help, you can pass her a note saying something like âhey, I noticed this man beside you is making you uncomfortable. If youâd like help, fake a sneeze right now and I will come up to you and pretend we are friends.â This is a long note, but its an example. Be discrete. If she follows along, proceed with the previous tip. This is helpful when youâre in a crowded train and you notice harassment.
Help your sisters. Trust them. Trust yourself. Be safe.
If you ever feel unsafe or need help, anyone is welcome to run upto me and ask me for help! Iâll go all mama bear and keep you safe!!!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/166g6Vo8Fb9H3FIZF2H6faEBHtFQSf7nVn_QxcJ9NMi0/edit?usp=sharing
I made this google doc covering 14 different self defense tips and tricks. it was made on January 15th, 2020 so it was before I decided Iâd come back to tumblr jhjshdbjfh.
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I REBLOG BECAUSE THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT!!!!!
inside all people is a feral cat willing to flip out or bolt at a momentâs notice. Itâs okay to let this cat make your decisions when you are unprotected. Donât let yourself put social grace above safety.
You matter. Whenever possible, use the buddy system.
If youâre driving and you feel like a car is following you, take 4 right turns so you end up on the same place you started at. If theyâre still behind you, DONT DRIVE HOME, YOUR WORK PLACE OR TO A FRIENDâS HOUSE. You donât wanna give away a location they can find you at. Drive to a police station instead. I feel like most people already know this but Iâll leave it here just in case.
reading letters from 1818 is wild
âitâs that time of the year when I get colds for no apparent reason againâ have some Clairitin hon
But also weâre not becoming allergic to everything nowadays like certain white moms fear. Allergies have always existed. They were just talked about differently
Like âoh clams always ~turn my stomach~â. Or âwhat a pity he was taken from us at age 5â
âWell we didnât have all this fancy chronic illness stuff in the Olden Days, what did people do then??â
They died, Ashleigh.Â
This is a picture tracking bullet holes on Allied planes that encountered Nazi anti-aircraft fire in WW2.
At first, the military wanted to reinforce those areas, because obviously thatâs where the ground crews observed the most damage on returning planes. Until Hungarian-born Jewish mathematician Abraham Wald pointed out that this was the damage on the planes that made it home, and the Allies should armor the areas where there are no dots at all, because those are the places where the planes wonât survive when hit. This phenomenon is called survivorship bias, a logic error where you focus on things that survived when you should really be looking at things that didnât.
We have higher rates of mental illness now? Maybe thatâs because weâve stopped killing people for being âpossessedâ or âwitches.â Higher rate of allergies? Anaphylaxis kills, and does so really fast if you donât know whatâs happening. Higher claims of rape? Maybe victims are less afraid of coming forward. These problems were all happening before, but now weâve reinforced the medical and social structures needed to help these people survive. And we still have a long way to go.
This is one of my favorite anecdotes to show how clever rewording of statistics can make them say the opposite of what they mean:
Every time a state makes riding a motorcycle without a helmet illegal, the number of ER patients seriously injured in motorcycle accidents skyrockets. Every single time.
When you phrase it just right, it makes it sound like itâs more dangerous to ride a motorcycle with a helmet than without one. Of course, the reality is that before those laws, those patients were going to the morgue, not the ER.
Feel free to use, friends. So many wonderful teachers have shared so many digital resources with me during remote learning. Hereâs something I made for my third graders to refer to during math that someone else may find helpful for their students.
Iâm resolving to be better at sharing what I make so others can use it as well. I hope this is useful for someone else!
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Ist attempt at Inauguration Bernie. Procreate is awesome and I was able to use the photo to get the color palette. Pretty cool tools. I had to merge SO MANY LAYERS when I was done though. It kind of felt like when youâre lesson planning and you have 10 browser tabs open.
Just because you did something wrong in the past doesnât mean you canât advocate against it now. It doesnât make you a hypocrite. You just grew. Donât let people use your past to invalidate your current mindset.
Bruh. This needs to be a mandatory post on everybodyâs blog. Y'all really be pullin out decade old receipts like woah.
Either you want people to grow and change or you want people to stay evil villains soyou can feel superior as you shame them.
Ghada Karmi and Ellen Siegel, in 1973, 1992 and 2011. Photos by Francis Khoo (1, 2) and Jean-Pascal Deillon (3).
my head is hurting from this Facebook post does no one understand Hendrix played a distorted version of Star Spangled Banner to protest the Vietnam War and not as some act of great patriotism, itâs like the boomers who lived through this event rewrote the history and purpose of Woodstock to fit with their nationalism, the 1960s saw some of the worst acts of American imperialism and racism....these âhippiesâ were not just anti-establishment, they wanted civil rights and they wanted America to stop killing people in east Asia simply because they were a threat to American wealth
not only was it distorted, he played his guitar in such a way that it sounded like bombs, missiles, and gunfire. the music wailed and screamed with anguish. it was meant to express the horrors of the vietnam war in the most raw way possible. take a listen, itâs really an amazing piece of art and should in no way be erased to further fascist rhetoric!
Also, around the 2:33 mark, he plays the opening notes to Taps, a song typically reserved for funerals of dead soldiers and the like.
None of them protested it because it was the protest.
LIES.
I hate it when Iâve already paid for something, so itâs MINE, but the company still doesnât want me to have it.
en route to fascism
Ok, class.
I am angry. I am words I cannot use on this blog out of the very remote possibility my actual students google me.
Our 45th president (henceforth known as 45 because I refuse to give him the name recognition that he wants) is a fascist pig. Let me teach you about this terminology so that you understand my full meaning.
Letâs begin with âpigâ as itâs a more commonly known term than âfascist.â
Pigs, also known in English as hogs, swine, etc. Letâs look at my favorite the Oxford English Dictionary for a literal definition.
Notice that the 1st definition in the noun section is a literal definition, âan omnivorous domesticated hoofed mammal with sparse bristly hair and a flat snout for rooting in the soil, kept for its meat.â Iâve been told that pigs are delightful creatures with higher intelligence than many other small mammals. That is NOT my meaning. In defense of the pig, I share share some pictures of its beauty for you, class, to enjoy.
Image by <a href="https://pixabay.com/users/skeeze-272447/?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=image&utm_content=1507208">skeeze</a> from <a href="https://pixabay.com/?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=image&utm_content=1507208">Pixabay</a>
Look how clean they are! Want some more cuteness before we get metaphorical? Check out this pig swimming with a bird!
Image by <a href="https://pixabay.com/users/larsen9236-47917/?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=image&utm_content=171908">Lisa Larsen</a> from <a href="https://pixabay.com/?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=image&utm_content=171908">Pixabay</a>
Los retos de intérpretes / The Challenges of Interpreters
Este video me hizo reĂr y me recuerda lo difĂcil que es interpretar en tiempo real.
This video made me laugh and reminds me of the difficulties of interpreting real-time.
This video explains EXACTLY why I am so exhausted at the end of conferences.
from john ciardiâs translation of âthe infernoâ by dante alighieri
This is such a great way to explain the art of translation. Itâs like playing piano music on the violin! Theyâre the same, but theyâre not the same. It provides access, but doesnât remove the barrier.
In essence, thatâs why you want to learn as many languages as you can. You get to hear so many more symphonies, played as originally intended.
AI & Human Languages are Incompatible
I'm impressed. It took a couple years, but spanishdict.com has finally failed me...sort of. A less savvy human translator would not have noticed:Â
I didnât even notice the disclaimer until after researching the Spanish word âdespicableâ because there was no way it means depreciate.
*** Side note: It doesnât. Nor does it mean despicable. Total false cognate. Fun fact, âdespicarâ in Mexico does not mean what âdespicarâ means in Spain. ***
Neither the Mexican Spanish nor the Spain Spanish dictionary had the word that spanishdict.com just told me was how to say "depreciable" in Spanish. I had a gut feeling SpanishDict was wrong, so I looked up its translation in those dictionaries. Neither had the word as a noun!
Spanishdict.com is officially off my list of bilingual dictionaries that I recommend for adults. It's not a great situation though because there aren't many free bilingual dictionaries online. I may have to pay for one. I'm mad that the site implies that it is a dictionary (I mean look at the name!). SpanishDict clearly has some type of artificial intelligence trying to manage the intricacies of human language. *Shakes head* At least Google Translate *grabs protective talisman* owns that it is an electronic translator. Call a spade, a spade already, SpanishDict.
*** Tangential Comment: Stay off Google Translate. It doesnât have a brain and is therefore, stupid. ***
What's even more annoying is that the root word for depreciable is a cognate. âTo depreciateâ is âdepreciarâ. In short, AI, as usual, CANNOT do human languages, so seriously, use dictionaries and bilingual humans.
Also - I wouldnât worry about robots taking over the world anytime soon. Weâre still good, Asimov. *Isaac Asimovâs spirit shakes a printout of the Three Laws of Robotics in my face, screaming about how he was never concerned anyway!*
Hereâs some fun facts about one of my favorite stories being told in Hamilton: this is Ariana Debose, who plays a special role within the ensemble known as The Bullet. Sheâs killed for suspected espionage right after Youâll Be Back, and is the first one to die (not counting Hamiltonâs mother or cousin who hangs himself). After this moment, she becomes an omen of death. At the beginning of Stay Alive, she carries a shot that narrowly avoids hitting Hamilton. In Yorktown, she helps Laurens kill a redcoat, shakes his hand, then Laurens is the next to die. In I Know Him, sheâs the one bringing the message to King George about John Adams and symbolically heralding the impending doom of Hamiltonâs political career. During Blow Us All Away, sheâs the one who tells Phillip where to find George Eacker, (and flirts with him! Phillip is literally flirting with death!) then Phillip is the next to die. In Your Obedient Servent, she brings the desk on stage and hands Burr the quill to write the first of several letters that will eventually lead to Alexander Hamiltonâs death. During the final duel, she again catches a bullet (fired by Burr), and if you watch her, she gets closer and closer to hitting Hamilton while heâs doing his soliloquy until Eliza pops onto stage. At this point, The Bullet is stopped by other members of the ensemble, the time freeze is abandoned, and we all know what happens⏠next. (soure: JC Payne)
âSay No to Thisâ has 2 different stories
This is probably due to my perception (both metaphorically because itâs been years since I first watched Hamilton and also literally because now Iâm watching a clearer version) but this time around, I perceived Maria differently.Â
 Before, she seemed more liked a deviceâshe served to make me mad at Hamilton. And believe me, I was mad. (He cheated on Eliza!) Â
Thatâs really all the relevance I gave Miss Maria Reynolds. I think I low-key believed the set-up idea - she and her husband planned all this so they can profit off of Alexander - but either way I didnât give much thought to it.
But look at her.
This is her movement at the line Iâm so sorry to bother you at home.Â
Iâd registered that line as seductive. Listening to the soundtrack, Iâd reimagined her putting her hand to her chest, or looking forlorn, or something. But what does she do in the actual play? This juvenile little bop, like, Itâs not really a big deal that Iâm bothering you at home, right? It reminds me of a mischievous kid trying to get out of trouble.
This is mind, when she actually asks for help (My husbandâs doing me wrongâbeating me, cheating me, mistreating me) it registers as shameful and embarrassing. As if she were a fiercely independent latchkey kid ashamed at not being able to get out of this one by herself.Â
Her act of seduction is portrayed like this by Hamilton: I said, âWell I should head back homeâ / She turned red / she led me to her bed / let her legs spread / and said âStayâŠâ
When I was listening to the soundtrack, I was picturing, well, exactly that. What was Maria actually doing in the musical?
1) She gazes up at her house, not looking at Alexander at all.
2) Exactly when he says he should probably head back home, she stiffens, and her hands slowly starts to clench around her skirts,
3) She whirls around suddenly and desperately, and begs, âStay!â
Do you know what that looks like? A person, a young person, whoâs been abused and alone, and whoâs latched on to the first semi-trustworthy authority figure she spots. He helped her, didnât he? He actually did, and no oneâs helped her in such a long time. And he was so nice, offering to walk her home like that. But now heâs leaving, and what if her husband comes back? What if sheâs all alone again?Â
So she asks him to stay.
And she convinces him, it looks like, with the only way she knows how.
Notice her blocking during Hamiltonâs internal monologue as he prays for the strength to not break his marriage vows to his wonderful wife and extols how helpless and hot Maria looks. She approaches him purposefully, and then a tad nervously (it looks like she swallows for a second), looks at his lips, edges closer, and then turns away at the last minute.Â
I remembered this blocking, actually. Vaguely. I remembered it as seductive, an attempt to lure Hamilton in and delay gratification, leave him wanting more, as she sings her quintessential waoaoaoh.Â
What it actually looks like? Her working up the courage to seduce Alexander (to get him to stay) and then backing out at the last minute. She moves away, looks out onto the street, and makes a decision. (Who would you rather contend with, Maria? The nice man who lent you thirty dollars or the husband that beat you?)
Look at that resolute tilt of her chin. She makes a decision.
The next face she takes on shows what decision sheâs made:
She strides to him, all purpose now, and kisses him determinedly.Â
Her expression right after itâs over?
It looks more than being startled by Alexander letting go of her so quickly. Does this look like a woman who wants to seduce? Honestly, it seems more like a young person who had been relying on Alexander to say no. Who had been hoping for the authority figure to have helped her because he was kind, and not because she could seduce him. She was disappointed.
(Another observation during this sequence: Alexanderâs Lord, show me how to say no to this begins when Maria is walking towards him aggravatingly slowly. It begins again when Maria backs out of the kiss, walks away from him, and looks out onto the street, and then it becomes in my mind Iâm trying to go [go go go]. Aside from her actions, we really donât have insight to what her thoughts are, but hereâs a thought experiment: What if sheâs thinking the exact same thing?
Lord, show me how to say no to this. I donât know how to say no to this.)
This characterization that I missed the first time around - that she really is younger and less experienced than him - marks how insidious Hamiltonâs adultery really was beyond the surface. He doesnât just cheat on Elizaâhe fetishizes Maria. He infantalizes and and sexualizes her at once. (My God, she looks so helpless. And her bodyâs saying hell yes.)Â
Now that Iâm paying attention, itâs not even just her blocking. It comes out in the lyrics, too. The whole time, sheâs addressing him as sir. No other woman in the play addresses Alexander like this. Yes, itâs kinky - we hear itâs kinky because weâre in Alexanderâs perspective. Take that lens away and what we actually hear is a young woman addressing an authority figure.
What the hell, Alexander.
âI donât know about any letter!â
I had forgotten that she screams this line, not sings it.
Look at Alexanderâs reply and what heâs reinforcing here. Look at their priorities.Â
Itâs obvious that Alexanderâs being selfish. Heâs thinking about himself, his reputation, how heâs ruined. And Mariaâs concern?
Please donât leave me.
It still comes down to that. She doesnât want to be alone. She doesnât want to be left to fend for herself from her brute of a husband. The man of honor whoâd helped her is yelling now, and threatening to leave, but Maria has one more trick up her sleeve, and itâs not even a surprise. Itâs the only trick up her sleeve sheâs got. Itâs the only way she can get men around her to treat her with even a smidgen of dignity.Â
This also adds another layer to Hamilton. Unlike pretty much every other song, this one doesnât quite line up with the narratorâs version of events. One could claim that the lyrics and the actions onstage donât exactly match because thatâs how it worksâI mean, itâs not as if they couldâve shown the entire affair onstage. I might agree (and I do agree in partâIâm sure some of it is symbolism due to the medium), except all the other songs move in tandem with onstage events. In Alexander Hamilton, we hear moved in with a cousin / the cousin committed suicide and then we literally see the cousin hang himself, as well as Hamiltonâs emotional reaction. Even more glaring, we hear Elizaâs then you look back at me and see Alexander glance at her. We listen to Angelicaâs the conversation lasted two minutes, maybe three minutes and are witness to the important parts of that conversation.
Say No to This is different, and perhaps one of the reasons I didnât catch what was happening was because there are two similar-looking, but but ultimately disparate stories. We hear about a temptress trying to trick Alexander out of money. We are shown a girl giving an authority figure what he wants so that he would help her.
Maria doesnât get to frame her narrativeâwe already know that from the soundtrack. What we donât realize is how much of the narrative we hear is falsified, skewed by Alexanderâs perception. What we donât see is a young woman doing what it takes to survive, someone not unlike Alexander himself. We donât see that because Alexander doesnât bring himself to try.
If thereâs one thing we learn from the musical, itâs that we donât get to control who tells our story. Maria Reynolds, who gets almost no voice, knows and exemplifies this most of all.
Hey friends.
Iâve got a mildly amusing and off-color tale for you tonight.
âBout a week ago, I was making lunch. The younger preschool aged child, weâll call him Utah, asks me the name of the type of pasta Iâm boiling.
Me: Itâs called penne.
Utah: No! What it called?
Me (confused): Penne!
Utah: No! That not what it called!
Me: Penne pasta?
Utah: It not a pene!
Me: Oh snap.
Heâs right. âPenneâ does sound like the other thing. Now he absolutely refuses to eat rotini. âWotiniâ just isnât a funny enough word to eat.
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Having been raised monolingually, but raising my children bilingually brings up so many unexpected [to my husband & I] situations. Itâs awesome.