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✨Partners in Crime✨
Consider this my Christmas and new year’s post for y’all uwu
my favorite smear frame from all of this XD
Also the Thank you Screen without the Thank You if y’all wanna read the lil notes scattered around XD
sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
Ooooh I so need this, would of made the Heresy Isekai so much easier.
Lady Guinevere
Weiss: Oh hell no!
Ruby: What's wrong Weiss?
Weiss: They're making me play Guinevere in that Legend of Arthur play!
Ruby: You get to play the female lead, that's great Weiss!
Yang: I thought the character Blake was playing, Moran Li Fai was the female lead?
Blake: It's 'Morgan Le Fay.' Not 'Moran Li Fai.' And, depending on the story she is either an ally, or an enemy. In this story I am playing the villainess though.
Yang: Oh, I don't know a lot about this Arthurian...?
Blake: Arthurian, yes you got that right.
Yang: Yes! Ahem... I don't know a lot about Arthurian legends, but isn't being the lead female character a good thing?
Weiss: Well, no it's not, bar myself who else could play the lead?
RBY: Pyrrha.
Weiss: ...
Weiss: Well, that's not fair. Pyrrha can play any role, and be fantastic at it!
Yang: It's true, Pyrrha could really pull it off.
Ruby: I would like to see Pyrrha play Moran Le Fay! She could really play a villainess!
Blake: And, they're giving my a rather spicy outfit to wear. Seeing Pyrrha in that outfit would look divine~!
Yang: What did you expect? Coco is in charge of fashion after all.
Weiss: Do you think maybe we could ask Pyrrha to play Morgan Le Fay instead of Blake?
Blake: We just have to tell Coco that Pyrrha would look better in her Morgan Le Fay costume than me, and she'll make sure Pyrrha's playing her within the day.
Weiss: Let's do it!
Ruby: But, before we do that; Why are upset?
Weiss: Oh yeah was I upset?
Yang: You were upset that you got the lead, Guinevere.
Weiss: Oh yes, that's right...
Weiss: Fuck?! I got the female lead!
Yang: Okay, we're back on track... What's wrong with playing Guinevere?
Weiss: She's married to King Arthur!
Ruby: So?
Weiss: Look who's playing King Arthur!
Ruby: Uhh... The person playing the male lead, King Arthur is... is... Oh fuck...
Yang: Ruby?! What did I say about using such language?!
Ruby: Only use it in appropriate circumstances.
Yang: And, you think just reading off a name is an appropriate circumstance?
Ruby: Look who's playing King Arthur...
Yang: Okay, let's see who's playing the King...? Oh... Oh fuck...
Blake: Okay, can't one of you just say who's playing King...?! Cardin Winchester?!
Weiss: Yeah... Cardin is playing King Arthur... Which means, I have to be all lovey dovey with him throughout the play!
Ruby: Oh gods... You have to pretend to love your 'husband.'
Blake: Well, maybe you can just do what your Mom does. She's used to pretending to love your father.
Weiss: By becoming a reclusive alcoholic?
Blake: N-Never mind...
Yang: I can take the lead if you want Weiss. Don't worry, I can deal with that scum bag!
Weiss: Which is exactly why Ms. Goodwitch didn't give you the lead.
Yang: What?
Weiss: Ms. Goodwitch said she wanted someone whose more elegant, with a royal air about them to play Guinevere. She said you have the looks, but you don't have the royal charm to play a Queen. Also you'd probably punch in the face if he touched your hand, let alone kissed it.
Yang: Yeah, I would put his head through a wall if he touched me...
Weiss: So, yeah... Because I've got the roll because I have the most royal aura about me, I get to play Guinevere...
Yang: Oh... well shit.
Weiss: Gods this sucks...
Ruby: Well... maybe we can ask one of the guys if they can play King Arthur instead!
Weiss: Who are the guys playing, I didn't take a look after finding out who Cardin plays.
Yang: Let's see... Ren is playing Merlin.
Blake: That fits, he fits the wise sage role.
Yang: Neptune, and Sun are playing Mordred, and Gawain.
Blake: Knights of the round table, okay.
Yang: And, Jaune is playing Lancelot.
Blake: Jaune is playing Lancelot? Seems fitting.
Weiss: J-Jaune's playing Lancelot.
Yang: Yeah, it says so right here. Lancelot being played by Jaune Arc.
Weiss: Jaune's playing Sir Lancelot~?
Ruby: Uhh...? Is everything okay Weiss?
Weiss: Hmm? Oh no, no everything is just fine! I'm just looking forward to playing the lead Guinevere.
Ruby: But, didn't you say you didn't want to play Guinevere, because you'd have to be 'married' to Cardin?
Weiss: Oh that doesn't matter! Everything will be just fine guys! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to see Coco for a costume fitting. Bye~!
Ruby: Uhh... Bye?
Ruby: ...
Ruby: Uhh... what just happened?
Yang: She was absolutely upset playing Guinevere, because Cardin is playing King Arthur. But, she just did a full 180 on playing her when she learned that Jaune is playing Lancelot. What the hell?
Blake: Uhh well... depending on the story... Guinevere has an affair, and runs away with Lancelot... And, since Weiss is playing Guinevere , and Jaune is playing Lancelot... Maybe Weiss wants to be stolen away from Cardin...
Ruby: So... Weiss wants to cheat on her 'husband' Cardin?
Yang: Uhh... it looks like she does...
Blake: D-Didn't Ms. Goodwitch assign the roles for us to play?
Ruby: Does that mean Glynda wants to...?
Yang: Did she set up Jaune, and Weiss to cheat on Cardin...?
Nora: Yes. Yes she did.
Yang: S-She did?!
Nora: Oh yeah, Glynda knows full well what she's doing~!
RBY: ...
Ruby: Fuck that's hot...
Blake: Really fucking hot...
Nora: Super hot~!
Yang: ...
Yang: O-Okay then...
...Yeah sure, why not? The frenchie gets to play as the Gallian Knight.
EDIT: Wait, if my Arthurian Lore is correct; didn't Morgan le Fay also crush HARD on Lancelot as well? And if they plan to have Pyrrha play Morgan instead of Blake..... ......hoo boy. This play's going to be.....intense.
I couldn't answer you myself, there's so many... alterations I can't keep track of anything.
I doubt Pyrrha would be too happy about being Morgan/Morgana/Morigan, given in most versions of Arthurian Mythos, she seduces/charms and sleeps with King Arthur, leading to Mordred being born.
See. So many alterations that it's nigh on impossible to keep track of.
It'll be a nightmare to follow when a Fate fan shows up.
I mean tbf, the Mordred thing is the most widely known and consistent part of the Arthurian Mythos. Morgana either used and spell and charms Arthur, or tries to comfort him after his wife leaves with Lancelot. They have a child named Mordred. Arthur doesn't know Mordred is his son. Mordred learns of his lineage, whether Morgana is or isn't evil. He believes the throne is his by right and tries to take over. He and Arthur kill each other.
It's very generic at this point for Arthurian myths, honestly. I'm sure everyone would like to see Cardin killed at the end.
Lady Guinevere
Weiss: Oh hell no!
Ruby: What's wrong Weiss?
Weiss: They're making me play Guinevere in that Legend of Arthur play!
Ruby: You get to play the female lead, that's great Weiss!
Yang: I thought the character Blake was playing, Moran Li Fai was the female lead?
Blake: It's 'Morgan Le Fay.' Not 'Moran Li Fai.' And, depending on the story she is either an ally, or an enemy. In this story I am playing the villainess though.
Yang: Oh, I don't know a lot about this Arthurian...?
Blake: Arthurian, yes you got that right.
Yang: Yes! Ahem... I don't know a lot about Arthurian legends, but isn't being the lead female character a good thing?
Weiss: Well, no it's not, bar myself who else could play the lead?
RBY: Pyrrha.
Weiss: ...
Weiss: Well, that's not fair. Pyrrha can play any role, and be fantastic at it!
Yang: It's true, Pyrrha could really pull it off.
Ruby: I would like to see Pyrrha play Moran Le Fay! She could really play a villainess!
Blake: And, they're giving my a rather spicy outfit to wear. Seeing Pyrrha in that outfit would look divine~!
Yang: What did you expect? Coco is in charge of fashion after all.
Weiss: Do you think maybe we could ask Pyrrha to play Morgan Le Fay instead of Blake?
Blake: We just have to tell Coco that Pyrrha would look better in her Morgan Le Fay costume than me, and she'll make sure Pyrrha's playing her within the day.
Weiss: Let's do it!
Ruby: But, before we do that; Why are upset?
Weiss: Oh yeah was I upset?
Yang: You were upset that you got the lead, Guinevere.
Weiss: Oh yes, that's right...
Weiss: Fuck?! I got the female lead!
Yang: Okay, we're back on track... What's wrong with playing Guinevere?
Weiss: She's married to King Arthur!
Ruby: So?
Weiss: Look who's playing King Arthur!
Ruby: Uhh... The person playing the male lead, King Arthur is... is... Oh fuck...
Yang: Ruby?! What did I say about using such language?!
Ruby: Only use it in appropriate circumstances.
Yang: And, you think just reading off a name is an appropriate circumstance?
Ruby: Look who's playing King Arthur...
Yang: Okay, let's see who's playing the King...? Oh... Oh fuck...
Blake: Okay, can't one of you just say who's playing King...?! Cardin Winchester?!
Weiss: Yeah... Cardin is playing King Arthur... Which means, I have to be all lovey dovey with him throughout the play!
Ruby: Oh gods... You have to pretend to love your 'husband.'
Blake: Well, maybe you can just do what your Mom does. She's used to pretending to love your father.
Weiss: By becoming a reclusive alcoholic?
Blake: N-Never mind...
Yang: I can take the lead if you want Weiss. Don't worry, I can deal with that scum bag!
Weiss: Which is exactly why Ms. Goodwitch didn't give you the lead.
Yang: What?
Weiss: Ms. Goodwitch said she wanted someone whose more elegant, with a royal air about them to play Guinevere. She said you have the looks, but you don't have the royal charm to play a Queen. Also you'd probably punch in the face if he touched your hand, let alone kissed it.
Yang: Yeah, I would put his head through a wall if he touched me...
Weiss: So, yeah... Because I've got the roll because I have the most royal aura about me, I get to play Guinevere...
Yang: Oh... well shit.
Weiss: Gods this sucks...
Ruby: Well... maybe we can ask one of the guys if they can play King Arthur instead!
Weiss: Who are the guys playing, I didn't take a look after finding out who Cardin plays.
Yang: Let's see... Ren is playing Merlin.
Blake: That fits, he fits the wise sage role.
Yang: Neptune, and Sun are playing Mordred, and Gawain.
Blake: Knights of the round table, okay.
Yang: And, Jaune is playing Lancelot.
Blake: Jaune is playing Lancelot? Seems fitting.
Weiss: J-Jaune's playing Lancelot.
Yang: Yeah, it says so right here. Lancelot being played by Jaune Arc.
Weiss: Jaune's playing Sir Lancelot~?
Ruby: Uhh...? Is everything okay Weiss?
Weiss: Hmm? Oh no, no everything is just fine! I'm just looking forward to playing the lead Guinevere.
Ruby: But, didn't you say you didn't want to play Guinevere, because you'd have to be 'married' to Cardin?
Weiss: Oh that doesn't matter! Everything will be just fine guys! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to see Coco for a costume fitting. Bye~!
Ruby: Uhh... Bye?
Ruby: ...
Ruby: Uhh... what just happened?
Yang: She was absolutely upset playing Guinevere, because Cardin is playing King Arthur. But, she just did a full 180 on playing her when she learned that Jaune is playing Lancelot. What the hell?
Blake: Uhh well... depending on the story... Guinevere has an affair, and runs away with Lancelot... And, since Weiss is playing Guinevere , and Jaune is playing Lancelot... Maybe Weiss wants to be stolen away from Cardin...
Ruby: So... Weiss wants to cheat on her 'husband' Cardin?
Yang: Uhh... it looks like she does...
Blake: D-Didn't Ms. Goodwitch assign the roles for us to play?
Ruby: Does that mean Glynda wants to...?
Yang: Did she set up Jaune, and Weiss to cheat on Cardin...?
Nora: Yes. Yes she did.
Yang: S-She did?!
Nora: Oh yeah, Glynda knows full well what she's doing~!
RBY: ...
Ruby: Fuck that's hot...
Blake: Really fucking hot...
Nora: Super hot~!
Yang: ...
Yang: O-Okay then...
...Yeah sure, why not? The frenchie gets to play as the Gallian Knight.
EDIT: Wait, if my Arthurian Lore is correct; didn't Morgan le Fay also crush HARD on Lancelot as well? And if they plan to have Pyrrha play Morgan instead of Blake..... ......hoo boy. This play's going to be.....intense.
I couldn't answer you myself, there's so many... alterations I can't keep track of anything.
I doubt Pyrrha would be too happy about being Morgan/Morgana/Morigan, given in most versions of Arthurian Mythos, she seduces/charms and sleeps with King Arthur, leading to Mordred being born.
Batman, landing into a warehouse: Where is the penguin?
Penguin Goon 1: We're never tell, Bats!
Penguin Goon 2, pulling out baseball bat: Da boss said you'll be showing up and told us to keep ya company as he's busy.
Penguin Goon 3:.....they don't speak for me, Batman.
Batman: What is the penguin planning?
Penguin Goon 1: None of ya fuckin' business!
Penguin Goon 3: Nope, no no! Again, they don't speak for me! I can't stress this enough!
Penguin Goon 2: You're going down, Bats!
Penguin Goon 3: I've seen videos of you fighting. I don't want that heat. I'm actually fucking terrified right now.
Batman: *gets in fighting stance*
Penguin Goon 1: You're not leaving this warehouse alive!
Penguin Goon 3: I've seen a video where you knocked a guy's shoes off from a punch.
Penguin Goon 2: Da boss is going to be happy to have ya head!
Penguin Goon 3: The shoes weren't even untied either. In fact the shoe laces look well secured, and yet you somehow knock his ass out of them.
Penguin Goon 1: We're bagging the Bat tonight!
Penguin Goon 3: Honestly that was one of the most hood punches I've seen in my life. I don't want to experience that. I'll happily tell you everything I know.
Take it from one shitty fanfic writer to another. You can't get hung up on whether people will react to it or not. If you have an idea you want to put to (digital) pen and paper, then you owe it to yourself to do it. If it's something you are passionate about, then that is all you really need as motivation to do it. Don't worry about what other people think. All that matters is what you think. It's your story. Give it life. When I wrote my stories, I fully expected no one to give them the time of day. But I didn't care because it was what I wanted to do. If you don't, you could just end up regretting it.
....
Ima do it!
That's what I love to hear! Give your ideas life, and never look back!
not allowed to say Harry Potter, but what was your book series obsession as a teen
mine was definitely Eragon
The Riftwar Cycle etc by Raymond Feist.
Lord of the Rings.
The Stand by Stephen King.
The John the Balladeer novels by Manly Wade Wellman.
Wheel of Time, by Robert Jordan
Lord of the Rings, but also Discworld
Discworld was definitely up there. But WoT was the series I was obsessed with, read avidly, lent out to my friends, and posted on RP boards for. I picked it up again a couple of months back after the Amazon TV show pissed me the fuck off and have been delighted in my on-and-off readings. It's held up pretty well! It's got its flaws, but it really is great fun. There's quite a bit that I missed or forgot from my teenage years, too!
Discworld.
Secrets of Droon and Percy Jackson.
you punch nazis!
(requested by anonymous)
I’m not really good at punching because I’ve never really done it before but thanks to style theory I know how to kill a man with a high heel
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A change of Schneenery
Weiss:... *staring blankly at book*
Ruby: Hey, Weiss. You okay?
Weiss: Huh, what? I mean, yes. Why wouldn't I be?
Yang: Because you've been staring at the same page for 20 minutes, so unless you're a slow reader, something is bothering you.
Weiss: Since when are you observant?
Yang: Nice redirection, now spill.
Weiss:... *sighs* Well, as you know, Winter has been able to visit since Atlas has lent some of its forces to Vale and Beacon.
Blake: The sister you strive to impress and feel that nothing you do is good enough so you push harder? Yes, we know.
Weiss: Thank you for that unnecessary commentary, Blake. But yes. During our tea time, I asked if she would like to spar this evening after classes, but she said she was... otherwise engaged.
Yang: So, what? You're bummed because she's busy with work?
Weiss: It's not that. I understand she is quite busy, having responsibilities as a high ranking Atlas Specialist, I've come to terms with that and cherished the short times we get to spend together, but she said that this engagement was not work related, but rather... a... date.
Ruby: *Gasp* Oh! Your sister has a boyfriend?! That's great, good for her!
Weiss: She doesn't have a boyfriend, dunce! It is apparently her first evening with this person, so he's hardly a "boyfriend", and I wouldn't use such an immature title for Winter.
Yang: Whoa! Calm down, Ice Queen. Jeez, you seem pretty wound up by this guy.
Blake: Maybe it's because she's jealous.
Weiss: Jealous?! Of what, exactly? Why would I be jealous of Winter?
Blake: Not Winter. But of the guy she's going on a date with.
Yang:.. Weiss, please tell me you don't think incest is wincest.
Weiss: W-WHAT?! GET SUCH FILTHY, DEGENERATE THOUGHTS OUT OF YOUR MIND, XIAO LONG!
Blake: Not like that, either of you. I meant as in you're jealous of this mystery guy because you're afraid of him cutting into your 'Winter' time, and she'll have less time for you.
Ruby: Oooooh! Well that's ridiculous too, Weiss. Winter is your sister, your big sister. And she'll always have time for you, the best big sisters do. Even if they can be a little overboard.
Yang: Are you referring to me?
Ruby: I don't know. Do you know anyone else who stood outside my friend's home and watched the house all night while I was having a sleep over?
Yang: It was your first time, I was just making sure they weren't the bitchy type.
Ruby: Anyway, just remember, Winter will always love you and have time for you.
Weiss:... Thanks, Ruby. I guess I just needed to hear that.
Yang: So, who is the guy that managed to capture your sister's heart. If she's got an even bigger stick up her ass than you do, he must have been a catch.
Weiss: Har har. But to answer your question, I'm not sure. She never gave me a name or even a description.
**KNOCK KNOCK**
Weiss: I'll get it. **Opens door to see...**
Weiss: Winter? What are you doing here? And why are you dressed like that?
Winter: Weiss? Oh, I think I may have the wrong room.
Weiss: What?
**Sound of a door behind Winter opening**
???: Winter?
**Winter and Weiss look to see**
Weiss: Urgh, Arc. What do you-
Winter: Ah, Jaune, I hope I'm not too late for our date.
Weiss: YOUR WHAT?!
Jaune: Oh, no. Just on time if anything. And can I say you look stunning.
Winter: *///* Oh, flatterer. You clean up quite nice yourself. Very handsome.
Jaune: *Rubs back of head with a blush* Yeah, I didn't think my hoodie would be a good attire. Oh! Uh? **Offers arm for her to hold** Shall we?
Winter: *locks her arm around Jaune's and waves to Weiss** I shall see you soon, sister. Sorry to disturb you. *walks off with Jaune.*
Weiss:... *twitching eye* (mind .exe has stopped working)
Yang: Dang. Didn't think I'd say this, but vomit boy looked kinda hot dressed like that. He should try that more often.
Blake: I didn't think we'd see the day he actually managed to get a date.
Ruby: Blake! That's mean.
Blake: Sorry but you can't deny what I said.
Yang: Yeah, sorry sis. But Jaune isn't exactly beating the women away with a stick, not with his dorky attitude. But still, I guess Jaune just hit the right buttons for Ice Queen senior.
Weiss: This... this has to be a mistake. A cruel joke! How could my sister, the epitome of perfection and sophistication, even entertain the idea of spending time with that buffoon?!
Yang: Hey, like I said, maybe she just saw something in him we didn't. Besides, it's just a date. It's not like she's gonna marry him.
Weiss: Do not put such disturbing imagery in my head, Yang.
Blake: Uh, guys? What's that on the floor?
Weiss: Hmm? Is... is that...
Yang: Holy shit, that's a condom! Vomit boy is kinda moving fast.
Ruby: Girls...
Weiss: That pervert!
Ruby: Weiss.
Weiss: He thinks he can so easily bed my sister and sully her name?!
Ruby: Weiss!
Weiss: I'm going to take this condom, find Winter and expose Arc for his degeneracy!
Ruby: WEISS!
Weiss: WHAT?!
Ruby: That condom doesn't belong to Jaune. It fell where Winter was standing
Weiss:...
Blake: **Slowly goes back to reading.**
Yang:... Damn.
And here we have the elegant and refined Schneekuscheakus, or the Schneehind as it is commonly called. The juveniles of the species are hard headed, egotistical, and often aggressive. Especially to potential suitors.
But the mature members of the species are known to be desperate to find a mate, often bemoaning their misspent youth chasing away potential chances at companionship. When a mature Schneehind finds a potential mate, they latch on and do not let go. This often causes the younger members to grow jealous, and experience a desperation for a mate far earlier than what is normalal for the species, leading to them fighting over the mate, even when the male is one the juvenile had rejected previously, or the older rival is family.
This typically leads to the matriarch attempting to also swoop in and attempt to steal the mate for herself, as the matriarchs often settle for sad and unfulfilled relationships with unworthy or greedy males, and wish to find better. This more often than not leads to them all sharing the male, and thus, peace is restored, and the circle of life continues.
Join us next week as we watch as the the Belladonnaka badonka, or the Bellabooty, attempt to woo the Titticus Drakonus, or the Titty Dragon, who stands guard over the seemingly innocent Gunsicus Rosicus, or as many effectionatly call them, the cookie monster, who secretly plots to steal the Schneehind's mate along with the Invincicus Champius, or the Invincible Girl. Next time, on national geographic.
The first and last time Natsu lied to his baby girl.
Poor Nashi. She didn’t want to ‘hurt’ her daddy.
There is no force on this Earth that could stop me from reblogging this adorableness.
Finally i found the original!
Based on this:
Jaune(walks past with a smile and wave): Hey Rubes!
Ruby(feeling her heartbeat speed up at Jaune’s smile): …Minor correction, I can get back to being a young girl.
Ruby(licking her lips as she focuses on Jaune’s strong arms and thicc butt as he walks away): I’m not staying single for long…
Who's your girlfriend?
(September is Shera Greenwood from How Not to Summon a Demon Lord) @rpking99
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I have no idea who the blonde girl for April is.
She is the ditzy friend on Tomo is a girl anime, stereotypical blonde with money, not bad... I would prefer other month(also April born)
Clover from Totally Spies. Oh god I would break up with the Beverly Hills girl right then and there.
... Who the fuck is May?
Mythra from Xenoblade 2
I dread to ask.... How old is she?
Over 100 if I remember right
Over 500, actually. Also, she’s sort of a two for the price of one situation, since if you get Mythra, you also then get her ‘sister’ Pyra, and she’s…
…yeah~
Very good point, May guys are the real winners in this
Seriously Sam from Totally Spies????
Looks like I get Dark Magician girl.
Another master piece by TechmagusKhobotov
I really shouldn't... BUUUUUUUUUUT
The void has chosen
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TRANSFORMERS 40TH ANNIVERSARY!!!!!
Thank you transformers for 40 years of amazing shows,games, movies and more!!! Thank you for making want to fight for freedom that is the right of all sentient life!!! And thank you for filling my childhood with amazing memories of robots in disguise!!!