[miiilowo]

i think it is unjust to deny a child their right to dig a hole motivelessly

[miiilowo]

when i was 12 i was out there with a shovel for no reason

[a-night-like--this]

Robert Smith Hurricane Festival (Germany) Interview 2012 (!)

Close enough

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

look at this

NOOOOOOOOOO LMFAO

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Diagnosed with Joe Biden Disorder

[nicoledollanganger]

i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes

[fakehouseresident]

In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.

[queerboochananbarnes-deactivate]

Wow.

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

wtf that sounds like something a 90 year old barn owl would say. if someone said that to me i would never masturbate again for the rest of my life

[chaptertwo-thepacnw]

the three degrees, when will i see you again |1974|

[digitsofpie]

Dream blunt rotation

[ahmallama-deactivated20240604]

but watch out

[averyterrible]

it is critical that children across the United States are given a steady diet of pervert literature through compulsory education to guide their moral development, lest they fall into the insidious and spiritually-ruinous trap of Disney Adulthood

[tanadrin]

frankly the Buddhists are smoking the rest of the world’s major religions in the whole “insanely giant statue” category

[straightboyfriend]

self check out machine in a grocery store that makes you select if you want a male, female, or non-binary voice before you begin your transaction. you’re perplexed by the non-binary voice option so you click it & snoop dogg starts talking

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

[mariqueenmaandigreznor-deactiva]

David Lynch shows off his Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral CD

[despazito]

Gordon Ramsey finds tile smeared with doodoo on kitchen nightmares

[ambassadorquark]

he’s the worst man ever invented but of course, his breasts are sublime

[ambassadorquark]

everyone who put a real non-fictional human man in the tags is going to prison except for the person who said william shatner

[brucebocchi]

DALL-E is exceptionally good at rendering xenomorphs, pt. 1 (part 2 HERE)

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

things on my mind this week

[monstermonstre]

[weirdmageddon]

cat violence moodboard

[edwad]

describe nyc in 3 words

new york city

[yawn-emoji]