“nasty woman disease”

24 • UK • she/her

[pansybait-deactivated20260517]

the sexiest things for a boy to be are desperate and pathetic

[softwaring]

[dndmultiverse]

i miss my friends (i still see them regularly but i don't get to see *that* part of them)

[steelnail]

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

[nonlynear]

in the club undiagnosing everyones stuff

[themoonandmyman]

oh my god I can walk

[nonlynear]

now do me

[themoonandmyman]

jeez buy a guy dinner first

[kosmogrl]

springcore

[commodore64]

[kingdeath000]

day 1 oc creation: bad childhood, homosexuality

day 15: oral fixation

day 35: favorite color is blue

[ilywtf]

>settings

>world settings

>set to "your oyster"

[writing-biting]

"I'm in the zone," said the adventurer, balancingly. "The zone of truth."

[unalivejournal]

Leather fetishes are back in cuz everything is polyester these days.. touching real HQ material in 2026 is enough to give anyone a little sexual zing

[minovskyy]

yes this is an exploration of guilt and culpability but it could also be a sex thing if you just give me a minute

[kitnapz]

she lets me hit because she hasnt memorized my attack patterns

[karvina]

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

[karvina]

not really sure how to get her out though

[karvina]

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

[a-cipher]

anon I want you to know that I am always thinking about this

[wulfhalls]

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

[cumaeansibyl]

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

[aromanticduck]

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey